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(Mercury News)   California lawsuit seeks to officially recognize Sasquatch. Plaintiff suggests it will be an easy victory, as long as Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster are on the jury   ( mercurynews.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Ackley, Bigfoot, resident Claudia Ackley, Ackley's feet, Ackley's story, Ackley's daughter, Ackley's lawsuit, Bigfoot sightings  
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2018-02-14 11:23:00 AM  
I wonder if they'll subpoena Harry Henderson
 
2018-02-14 01:00:33 PM  
Google can't even recognize a gorilla. There is no way the state of California can recognize a Sasquatch.
 
2018-02-14 01:45:29 PM  
California's just not comfortable becoming a power trio.

/That was a kickass 'In Search of'.
 
2018-02-14 02:23:05 PM  
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Those knees, tho.
 
2018-02-14 02:24:18 PM  
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I wanted to be the first!
 
2018-02-14 02:27:55 PM  
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2018-02-14 02:28:19 PM  
I can't imagine what kind of hirsute, man-sized biped you could see in Big Bear.
 
2018-02-14 02:28:24 PM  
Didn't Oregon do something similar in the 80s? They didn't say Sasquatch actually existed but if he did it was unlawful to kill it. I seem to remember reading something about that in my youth.
 
2018-02-14 02:28:58 PM  
Do juries pay tree fiddy a day?  Because that's the only way that gotdamn Loch Ness Monsters is going to show up.
 
2018-02-14 02:30:18 PM  
I guess I have to say it again, California is the DUMBEST state in the union.
 
2018-02-14 02:33:57 PM  
All rise court is now in session, the honorable judge Yeti presiding.

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2018-02-14 02:36:46 PM  
"Squantch where ever you like, man!"
 
2018-02-14 02:37:06 PM  

ArkAngel: I wonder if they'll subpoena Harry Henderson


Funnied, but is being judged by Harry Anderson close enough?

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2018-02-14 02:39:10 PM  
The judge had to throw the case out because the court documents were all too blurry to read.
 
2018-02-14 02:39:51 PM  
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2018-02-14 02:49:08 PM  
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2018-02-14 02:49:30 PM  
Yep.  That there video presents uncontestable proof of a black blur in California...
 
2018-02-14 02:51:19 PM  

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I wanted to be the first!


goddamnitsomuchmotherfkckingshiatbagas​smunch

FINE

Mudd's woman as a park ranger
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2018-02-14 02:53:47 PM  

daffy: I guess I have to say it again, California is the DUMBEST state in the union.


Arkansas says No.
 
2018-02-14 02:53:51 PM  
California can't even recognize Economics 101, why not Sasquatch?
 
2018-02-14 02:57:45 PM  

ChipNASA: Mudd's woman: [img.fark.net image 450x300]
I wanted to be the first!

goddamnitsomuchmotherfkckingshiatbagas​smunch

FINE


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2018-02-14 03:01:46 PM  

Mudd's woman: ChipNASA: Mudd's woman: [img.fark.net image 450x300]
I wanted to be the first!

goddamnitsomuchmotherfkckingshiatbagas​smunch

FINE

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Not to bring politics into this, but that Don Trump, Jr sitting on a stump is just begging for a photoshop.
 
2018-02-14 03:02:06 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: [cryptomundo.com image 381x581]
Those knees, tho.


He must have an enormous Schwanstücke. He'll be very popular.
 
2018-02-14 03:03:50 PM  
This is extremely convincing evidence. To have a Bigfoot actually appear to someone completely impartial and with no preconceptions about it's existence is ... hang on, what's this?

After being told by insistent forest rangers they had seen a bear, and believing she would never be taken seriously by anyone in an official capacity, Ackley, a Bigfoot enthusiast and researcher of more than 20 years ...

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2018-02-14 03:04:21 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: daffy: I guess I have to say it again, California is the DUMBEST state in the union.

Arkansas says No.

California put a sign in front of Disney Land that states that there are things in there that are known to cause Cancer in California. Apparently, only California knows what causes Cancer.
 
2018-02-14 03:04:31 PM  
Won't someone think about the snipes?
 
2018-02-14 03:04:49 PM  

Dog Welder: Do juries pay tree fiddy a day?  Because that's the only way that gotdamn Loch Ness Monsters is going to show up.


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2018-02-14 03:06:11 PM  
E.C.B.R.O.- Presents Bigfoot Researcher ( Claudia Ackley )
Youtube O-ZWwaroubY

About as crazy as you imagined
 
2018-02-14 03:06:39 PM  

daffy: Dewey Fidalgo: daffy: I guess I have to say it again, California is the DUMBEST state in the union.

Arkansas says No.
California put a sign in front of Disney Land that states that there are things in there that are known to cause Cancer in California. Apparently, only California knows what causes Cancer.


Fine.   It seems important to you.   But I've been to both, have family in Arkansas.   I know dumb.
 
2018-02-14 03:13:36 PM  
If they are looking for a hairy ape man, they can just find my ex-boyfriend.

Am I right, ladies?

Ladies?
 
2018-02-14 03:17:27 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:25:51 PM  

orbister: thisisyourbrainonFark: [cryptomundo.com image 381x581]
Those knees, tho.

He must have an enormous Schwanstücke. He'll be very popular.


You rang?

Voof....
 
2018-02-14 03:30:05 PM  
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2018-02-14 04:20:00 PM  
Symmetrical stick stacking
 
2018-02-14 04:28:19 PM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: orbister: He must have an enormous Schwanstücke. He'll be very popular.

You rang?

Voof....


Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.
 
2018-02-14 04:39:26 PM  
Sasquatch is pretty cool....
Sasquatch - Maneuvers (2017) (New Full Album)
Youtube lPUiuGqxws8
 
2018-02-14 04:58:17 PM  

daffy: I guess I have to say it again, California is the DUMBEST state in the union.


It's so embarrassing living in this state.
I'm pretty much biding my time till I can retire and then I'm getting the hell out.

/it's better than Florida
 
2018-02-14 06:29:20 PM  
Billy Madison That Damn Sasquatch!!!
Youtube U-ti2tGkskc
 
2018-02-14 07:00:12 PM  
Guys....I appreciate the gesture, but I don't need this kind of recognition to feel complete.
Thank you.
 
2018-02-14 07:11:33 PM  
I am looking forward to proof that Big Foot is real and a genuine endangered species.

The Big Foot territory is immense (they have successfully spread from the Himalayas and other folkloric areas to every continent except Antartica) and every square inch of it will have to be closed to industry, mining, lumbering, and all other activities because shy giants are nearly extinct despite near-human intelligence and the ability to avoid being shot by hunters, shot by people with cameras (hey, who doesn't have a camera on them 24/7 nowadays, especially in remote places where they might need to call for help?), being hit by trucks and cars iin remote areas, being seen from low-flying aircraft,  and sorts of other mystical and magical powers which make it massively important that we save them and study them in great detail.

One bullet, that is all it takes to prove Big Foot is real. One bullet after several hundred years of humans living in and expanding into Big Foot territory. One bullet or you have nothing.
 
2018-02-15 08:29:14 AM  

orbister: Enormous-Schwanstucker: orbister: He must have an enormous Schwanstücke. He'll be very popular.

You rang?

Voof....

Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.


(cries pitifully).....

/oobah doobah....
 
2018-02-15 09:21:52 AM  

Enormous-Schwanstucker: orbister: Enormous-Schwanstucker: orbister: He must have an enormous Schwanstücke. He'll be very popular.

You rang?

Voof....

Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.

(cries pitifully).....

/oobah doobah....


Would you like a cigar?
 
2018-02-15 09:50:44 AM  

orbister: Would you like a cigar?



Where are you going? I was going to make Espresso.
 
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