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(The Daily Beast)   Someone is sending sex toys anonymously to people via Amazon   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2018-02-14 07:50:40 AM  
Nicer than a flaming bag of sh*t on your doorstep, I guess.
 
2018-02-14 07:52:43 AM  
Some people just want to see your loins burn.
 
2018-02-14 07:53:37 AM  
Sex toys being delivered by Amazons?

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I'm certainly OK with that.
 
2018-02-14 07:54:23 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Some people just want to see your loins burn.


KY isn't that expensive.  You can buy some on your own.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-02-14 07:59:40 AM  
I'm a person. Where's my free sex toy?

Wait... new or used?
 
2018-02-14 08:03:40 AM  

dittybopper: Sex toys being delivered by Amazons?

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I'm certainly OK with that.


today is the day that I smart a dittybopper post.
 
2018-02-14 08:04:27 AM  

STDMan69: dittybopper: Sex toys being delivered by Amazons?

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I'm certainly OK with that.

today is the day that I smart a dittybopper post.


Nom du Fark checks out.
 
2018-02-14 08:06:22 AM  
Yes, it's called TotalFark SECRET Valentine for a farking reason!!!
 
2018-02-14 08:08:37 AM  
The worst was when she actually ordered a vibrator, and instead the package contained a bobcat.
 
2018-02-14 08:12:39 AM  

UNC_Samurai: The worst was when she actually ordered a vibrator, and instead the package contained a bobcat.


Everything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
 
2018-02-14 08:21:26 AM  
Not me.

:(
 
2018-02-14 08:23:23 AM  

dittybopper: Sex toys being delivered by Amazons?

[i.imgur.com image 850x432]

I'm certainly OK with that.


Down with the snu snu, yaaaaas.
 
2018-02-14 08:24:27 AM  

UNC_Samurai: The worst was when she actually ordered a vibrator, and instead the package contained a bobcat.


Unhappy Bobcat is the name of my Ani DiFranco cover band.
 
2018-02-14 08:30:29 AM  
No Hero tag? Why the hell do we even have it if it's not going to be applied appropriately?
 
2018-02-14 08:30:51 AM  
Cool.
 
2018-02-14 08:31:20 AM  
Oh, now I understand what all the buzz was about yesterday.
 
2018-02-14 08:34:34 AM  
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Just think of them as 'donations.'
 
2018-02-14 08:35:52 AM  
Some camgirl made a typo entering her Amazon Wish List shipping address?
 
2018-02-14 08:36:39 AM  
FedEx: When It Absolutely, Positively Has to Be There on Date Night™
 
2018-02-14 08:38:24 AM  
How do I get on that mailing list?
 
2018-02-14 08:38:42 AM  
Does she have issues with the Bureau of Land Management in Nevada?
 
2018-02-14 08:39:37 AM  
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It's company policy to never imply ownership in the event of a dildo...
 
2018-02-14 08:39:42 AM  

ZAZ: I'm a person. Where's my free sex toy?

Wait... new or used?


Certified Refurbished.
 
2018-02-14 08:40:22 AM  

Literally Addicted: How do I get on that mailing list?


Used to be you could put a Amazon URL in your profile
 
2018-02-14 08:40:32 AM  
It's Jeff Bezos. Look at the evidence:

1) The sex toys are somewhat expensive. Jeff Bezos is the world's richest man. Check.

2) Amazon is covering up for the perpetrator. Who else would they cover up for like that? No one. Check #2.

3) A lot of high-powered men have been acused of sexual misconduct lately. Jeff Bezos has lots of power. Checkmate.

4) Therefore the overwhelming evidence proves that it is Jeff Bezos who is anonymously sending sex toys to women.

She should run with this accusation until they prove that a different person is the one sending things to her. Until they provide another name, she should publicly state that Jeff Bezos is harrassing her, as determined by her investigation and all evidence thereby produced.
 
2018-02-14 08:41:01 AM  
Cliven Bundy approves.
 
2018-02-14 08:41:20 AM  

Literally Addicted: How do I get on that mailing list?


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2018-02-14 08:42:58 AM  
Can I sign up to get free stuff?
 
d23 [BareFark]
2018-02-14 08:43:57 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Some camgirl made a typo entering her Amazon Wish List shipping address?


That's happened before.

A, uh, friend told me.
 
2018-02-14 08:44:56 AM  
Send me sex toys
 
2018-02-14 08:45:06 AM  
The first time Nikki unexpectedly received a sex toy in an Amazon box, she thought there must have been a mix-up at the factory. She'd bought some mascara that hadn't arrived yet.

Happened to me too. I was just buying a new Bible but got the most depraved sex toy instread. I had no idea what it was or how it was used. Took hours and hours of experimenting to find out. I can't wait to buy the complete Jack Chick tract set.
 
2018-02-14 08:45:24 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: ZAZ: I'm a person. Where's my free sex toy?

Wait... new or used?

Certified Refurbished.


QC by Inspector #zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz
 
2018-02-14 08:46:30 AM  

Catlenfell: Can I sign up to get free stuff?


Yes. Mostly from Pueblo Colorado

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2018-02-14 08:46:39 AM  
 
2018-02-14 08:47:05 AM  
So that's what Drew does with our 5 dollars a month
 
2018-02-14 08:47:08 AM  
St. Prick?
 
2018-02-14 08:47:41 AM  
ZAZ

I'm a person. Where's my free sex toy?

Wait... new or used?


Wish I still had the screen shot but a local employer has a employee only "garage sale" like site. A woman was selling her used sex toys.

/dafaq
 
2018-02-14 08:48:33 AM  
Someone is shipping out unsolicited products, frequently sex toys, to seemingly random customers, and the company does not yet know why they're being purchased, and why they're being shipped to people like Nikki.

I knew a girl named Nikki.
 
2018-02-14 08:55:39 AM  
I guess BHG's switched from sending bobcats.
 
2018-02-14 08:56:30 AM  
"Wahhh! Someone is sending me free stuff! I feel violated!"

It's not like they're delivering it in person while wearing a trilby hat and sad clown makeup. Jeez.
 
2018-02-14 08:56:59 AM  
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2018-02-14 08:57:17 AM  
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Indeed.
 
2018-02-14 09:00:05 AM  
In the meantime I can't get Amazon to send my the hand lotion and hair detangler I ordered last week. You'd think they could make it up by sending a sex toy or two, you know?
 
2018-02-14 09:02:38 AM  
Which farker is doing it?
 
2018-02-14 09:06:19 AM  
One of those review scams? DNRTFA
 
2018-02-14 09:07:28 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: Some camgirl made a typo entering her Amazon Wish List shipping address?


Yet, you keep sending them...
 
2018-02-14 09:08:09 AM  
Where can I submit my address?
 
2018-02-14 09:11:53 AM  
Maybe she's a Tumblrina and someone was trying to stop her man hate.
 
2018-02-14 09:12:05 AM  
Amazon sent it.  What happened before that is not the recipient's problem.
Recipient asks Amazon to please stop sending sex toys.
Amazon does it again:  This is harassment.
 
2018-02-14 09:19:43 AM  
Yes, dear.  that's how I got that, uh, thing.  See?   It's in the news and everything.  Also, you may hear about someone sending anonymous Xboxes or Playstations in the mail too.  They really haven't checked out the latest specs.  But that'll probably happen.  And they send games, too.  And maybe a big screen TV.

Completely unrelated note, uh.  No tax return this year.  Broke even.  Who knew, right?
 
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