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(KSTU FOX 13)   Woman in routine traffic stop can't calm her tits, tells cops she's got 1/4 pound of meth in her bra   ( fox13now.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Utah, probable cause statement, Arrest, Canida Marie Olsen, Salt Lake County, Utah, Salt Lake City, improper turn signal, Orem, Utah  
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2018-02-14 08:25:29 AM  
Sandy? More like gritty, right?
 
2018-02-14 08:35:58 AM  
No, that looks like a woman who would say to news cameras, "My rottweilers are sweet dogs.  Those toddlers must've been teasing them"
 
2018-02-14 11:49:21 AM  
No subby, BRO!

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2018-02-14 11:51:06 AM  

RJReves: Sandy? More like gritty, right?


I'd go with mournful. Like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
 
2018-02-14 11:51:49 AM  
I was told there would be no meth.
 
2018-02-14 11:53:23 AM  
"Quarter-pounder with D's"?
 
2018-02-14 11:55:27 AM  
1/4 pounds of meth hidden on 140 pounds of meh.
 
2018-02-14 11:55:56 AM  
Note to self...

Buy stock in Sharpies.

KTHXBYE
 
2018-02-14 11:55:58 AM  

Prof. Frink: "Quarter-pounder with D's"?


Special sauce with that?

Am I mixing my Mac Donalds metaphors?
 
2018-02-14 11:58:18 AM  
"A Sandy woman...in her bra"
I thought women kept sand in their....never mind.
 
2018-02-14 12:01:48 PM  
"Olsen also reportedly told police she had spent $1,000 on the methamphetamine and planned to make a $200 profit after selling it."

WOOO!!!! Go big or go home I always say!
 
2018-02-14 12:02:08 PM  
It's only a head shot, but I wouldn't be surprised if they found her missing remote and lost poodle when they searched her.
 
2018-02-14 12:04:53 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: No, that looks like a woman who would say to news cameras, "My rottweilers are sweet dogs.  Those toddlers must've been teasing them"


Or two sisters fighting over a 95lb, 3 teeth guy in a double wide on an episode of Cops.
 
2018-02-14 12:05:13 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: "Olsen also reportedly told police she had spent $1,000 on the methamphetamine and planned to make a $200 profit after selling it."

WOOO!!!! Go big or go home I always say!


I'd like to see any other undergarment-based investment that has a 20% return.
 
2018-02-14 12:05:22 PM  
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I also would have accepted Metamucil®
 
2018-02-14 12:09:38 PM  

bigfatbuddhist: No, that looks like a woman who would say to news cameras, "My rottweilers are sweet dogs.  Those toddlers must've been teasing them"


I used to know a tweaker that did just that:

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2018-02-14 12:10:24 PM  
FTA:she told them she had a large amount of methamphetamine (1/4 lb.) hidden in her bra
Olsen also reportedly told police she had spent $1,000 on the methamphetamine and planned to make a $200 profit after selling it.


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2018-02-14 12:12:40 PM  
You deserve whatever you get if you don't use your turn signal.
 
2018-02-14 12:14:46 PM  
So this is a valentines theemed story then.  Cause of her kiss goodbye.  Good job subby!
 
2018-02-14 12:16:06 PM  
Damn that's a rough-looking 42. Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2018-02-14 12:21:00 PM  
Hid it where no one wold boldly go?
 
2018-02-14 12:22:50 PM  
That's a rough 42 but she was honest to police. Usually they say " That ain't mine...nope."
 
2018-02-14 12:23:34 PM  
What do they call a woman with a quarter-pound of meth in her bra in France?
 
2018-02-14 12:23:51 PM  
Rickey Medlocke of Blackfoot is looking rough and apparently changed genders.
 
2018-02-14 12:30:06 PM  
Blame Canida.
 
2018-02-14 12:41:04 PM  

BigKaboom: That's a rough 42 but she was honest to police. Usually they say " That ain't mine...nope."


My personal favorite:

"Oh, these? These aren't my pants"
 
2018-02-14 12:41:40 PM  
does anyone have any pictures of what else might be found in a bra?

 asking for a friend.
 
2018-02-14 12:46:16 PM  
i am going to need a picture of said bust....
 
2018-02-14 01:00:45 PM  

xaks: BigKaboom: That's a rough 42 but she was honest to police. Usually they say " That ain't mine...nope."

My personal favorite:

"Oh, these? These aren't my pants"


For those who doubt, he isn't kidding:

Not My Pants, Deputy Keith Nessel, COPS TV SHOW
Youtube lD-ICpNZpZ4
 
2018-02-14 01:00:47 PM  

ChrisDe: What do they call a woman with a quarter-pound of meth in her bra in France?


A Royale of meth
 
2018-02-14 01:03:30 PM  
Common side effects of Methinherbra© include constipation, nausea, stomach pain, loss of appetite, vomiting, sleepiness, tiredness, drowsiness, dizziness, lightheadedness, weakness, itching, headache, dry mouth, and sweating.
 
2018-02-14 01:15:30 PM  
I don't know why a quarter pound of meth sounds like more than 4 oz.    Granted, 4 oz. of meth is a lot (the weight of a stick of butter, but more in volume I assume...or maybe not, compressed inside the bra might have made the comparison more valid).

Words are interesting.
 
2018-02-14 01:16:18 PM  
Faster Methycat! Kill! Kill!
 
2018-02-14 01:17:06 PM  
There are worse ways to smuggle drugs...

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2018-02-14 01:17:37 PM  
A quarter pound of meth and only $200 profit? Any idiot should be able to double their return.
 
2018-02-14 01:19:23 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Eli WhiskeyDik: "Olsen also reportedly told police she had spent $1,000 on the methamphetamine and planned to make a $200 profit after selling it."

WOOO!!!! Go big or go home I always say!

I'd like to see any other undergarment-based investment that has a 20% return.


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2018-02-14 01:29:16 PM  
Eyebrows sayof
 
2018-02-14 01:40:22 PM  
She should have got out of the car and explained to the cop that "HELLFIRE! RAINED DOWN ON HER HOUSE!"
 
2018-02-14 01:45:50 PM  
You people are slippin'

Is this some kind of BUST? Naked Gun 2 1/2 The Smell of Fear
Youtube hVEIotzy3_A
 
2018-02-14 01:48:09 PM  
She confessed her intent to distribute a quarter pound of meth and highlighted the insanely narrow profit margin of being a mule?  What was she on?  Oh, right.

I realize there are people that dumb, but there are a lot more who are willing to work for the cops once they're caught.
 
2018-02-14 01:50:39 PM  

Masses r asses: Eyebrows sayof


I try not to judge based on appearances.... but I wanna put forth this observation: Trashy crime perpetrated by a female (anything related to drugs, shoplifting, check fraud, any violence related to disrespect/neighbors/romantic rivals/strangers/diners/lines at the store/cheating boyfriend, etc)?  2:1 odds on drawn-on eyebrows.
 
2018-02-14 01:52:01 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: I don't know why a quarter pound of meth sounds like more than 4 oz.    Granted, 4 oz. of meth is a lot (the weight of a stick of butter, but more in volume I assume...or maybe not, compressed inside the bra might have made the comparison more valid).Words are interesting.


(I view all these conversations as Comedy primarily so *thumbs up*)
 
2018-02-14 01:56:11 PM  

DiggityDynomite: Masses r asses: Eyebrows sayof

I try not to judge based on appearances.... but I wanna put forth this observation: Trashy crime perpetrated by a female (anything related to drugs, shoplifting, check fraud, any violence related to disrespect/neighbors/romantic rivals/strangers/diners/lines at the store/cheating boyfriend, etc)?  2:1 odds on drawn-on eyebrows.


I think whether someone is attractive or not should not be judged. That includes fashion style. However, one does not need to be attractive or wealthy to look self respecting. Trashy is a choice and imo a bad one.
 
2018-02-14 02:06:04 PM  
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2018-02-14 02:08:13 PM  

Masses r asses: DiggityDynomite: Masses r asses: Eyebrows sayof

I try not to judge based on appearances.... but I wanna put forth this observation: Trashy crime perpetrated by a female (anything related to drugs, shoplifting, check fraud, any violence related to disrespect/neighbors/romantic rivals/strangers/diners/lines at the store/cheating boyfriend, etc)?  2:1 odds on drawn-on eyebrows.

I think whether someone is attractive or not should not be judged. That includes fashion style. However, one does not need to be attractive or wealthy to look self respecting. Trashy is a choice and imo a bad one.


Oh she has been judged and found wanting.
 
2018-02-14 02:12:42 PM  
Meth or GTFO
 
2018-02-14 03:11:37 PM  
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