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(WTVR)   This is your captain speaking. If you're the passenger in 28E, your wife would like to announce to the whole plane that she's pregnant again   ( wtvr.com) divider line
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2018-02-14 08:38:19 AM  
In my experience, pregnancy is usually announced just after the father says, "Well, I got laid off, today.  How was your day?"
 
2018-02-14 10:11:23 AM  
Gentleman in 28E:

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2018-02-14 10:13:36 AM  
Passenger in 8C immediately starts biatching about loud obnoxious baby that keeps kicking its mom's belly, demands upgrade.
 
2018-02-14 10:25:18 AM  
The Roses say they are due in May

It took her 5 months to figure out that she's pregnant?  WTF?
 
2018-02-14 10:51:52 AM  
"...and this time it's YOURS!"
 
2018-02-14 10:52:35 AM  
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2018-02-14 10:54:25 AM  
Captain Speaking Trifecta in play?
 
2018-02-14 10:55:00 AM  
"Rose went on to say that her husband has a bigger vocabulary than just 'what,' ..."

...and here we go...

/ Fark, don't disappoint me, son
 
2018-02-14 10:56:53 AM  
Husband then seen asking stewardess for an Acme parachute.
 
2018-02-14 10:57:12 AM  
The passenger's wife was immediately charged a penalty fee for additional carry-on luggage.
 
2018-02-14 10:59:48 AM  
He's mildly in shock because he didn't tell her he got a vasectomy.
 
OOF
2018-02-14 10:59:53 AM  
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2018-02-14 11:01:17 AM  
I wonder if the guy works at 7-11?
 
2018-02-14 11:01:30 AM  
Sure, you tell your husband, but publicly announcing after the pregnancy test is bad luck, no?
 
2018-02-14 11:03:02 AM  

SpaceyCat: The Roses say they are due in May

It took her 5 months to figure out that she's pregnant?  WTF?


Ha!  She's 5 months along and he didn't notice?
 
2018-02-14 11:03:26 AM  
And that, folks, is a farking attention whore.
 
2018-02-14 11:03:29 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: Sure, you tell your husband, but publicly announcing after the pregnancy test is bad luck, no?


Oh, I didn't read this.  FTA:  The Roses say they are due in May

However, My "WTF?" reaction isn't any less, though.
 
2018-02-14 11:04:13 AM  
Which passenger did it?
 
2018-02-14 11:05:45 AM  
Doesn't matter, had sex
 
2018-02-14 11:09:00 AM  
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2018-02-14 11:12:45 AM  
FTA: Rose went on to say that her husband has a bigger vocabulary than just 'what,' and he was truly confused.

Gold..
 
2018-02-14 11:14:19 AM  
Also,

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2018-02-14 11:15:47 AM  
I would know if my wife was pregnant with our 4th kid because she would be passive aggressive and judgemental about everything I did.

Wife
"You're eating chips......... again?"

Me (dumbass)
"Mmmhmm. Just putting them away. Are you pregnant again?"

Wife
"Yes- you farking idiot... What are we gonna do?"


/married to Leslie Mann- Mila Kunis hybrid
//constantly getting her pregnant :/
 
2018-02-14 11:16:32 AM  
"This is your captain speaking. If you're the passenger in 28E your wife would like to announce to the whole plane that she's pregnant again"

"And I did it!"
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2018-02-14 11:17:36 AM  
I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.
 
2018-02-14 11:17:43 AM  
"But...what about the vasectomy I had?"
 
2018-02-14 11:18:51 AM  

FuLinHyu: Husband then seen asking stewardess for an Acme parachute.


"Oh, you don't have one? It's okay. I will jump anyway."
 
2018-02-14 11:23:14 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.


Wow...you're about the stupidest mother farker I've ever seen on these pages (and I've been here a long time)....congratulations on that.
 
2018-02-14 11:26:32 AM  

SpaceyCat: The Roses say they are due in May

It took her 5 months to figure out that she's pregnant?  WTF?


I came here to say the same thing. She's 5-6 months pregnant and can't tell? Is she hanging out with the NYPD or something?
 
2018-02-14 11:28:16 AM  

SpaceyCat: The Roses say they are due in May

It took her 5 months to figure out that she's pregnant?  WTF?

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2018-02-14 11:29:41 AM  
The Naked Gun ~'If I catch the guy who did it'
Youtube pKacSoEa2uY
 
2018-02-14 11:32:05 AM  
*Quickly switches seat*

Whew. That was a close one.
 
2018-02-14 11:32:09 AM  

chevydeuce: REO-Weedwagon: I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.

Wow...you're about the stupidest mother farker I've ever seen on these pages (and I've been here a long time)....congratulations on that.


For all I know, perhaps I am the stupidest mother farker you've seen on these pages. Aside from that though, am I wrong about these types of people are almost always Republicans, and isn't that peculiar?
 
2018-02-14 11:32:20 AM  

REO-Weedwagon: I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.


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2018-02-14 11:36:07 AM  

Doctor Poop: I would know if my wife was pregnant with our 4th kid because she would be passive aggressive and judgemental about everything I did.

Wife
"You're eating chips......... again?"

Me (dumbass)
"Mmmhmm. Just putting them away. Are you pregnant again?"

Wife
"Yes- you farking idiot... What are we gonna do?"


/married to Leslie Mann- Mila Kunis hybrid
//constantly getting her pregnant :/



There is an answer for that...sorry couldn't resist.
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2018-02-14 11:39:21 AM  
Did she follow up with "and you're not the father" because that would be the place to announce such news.
 
2018-02-14 11:43:57 AM  

Gonzo317: Doctor Poop: I would know if my wife was pregnant with our 4th kid because she would be passive aggressive and judgemental about everything I did.

Wife
"You're eating chips......... again?"

Me (dumbass)
"Mmmhmm. Just putting them away. Are you pregnant again?"

Wife
"Yes- you farking idiot... What are we gonna do?"


/married to Leslie Mann- Mila Kunis hybrid
//constantly getting her pregnant :/


There is an answer for that...sorry couldn't resist.
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Except I'm both red and eric.
 
2018-02-14 11:48:26 AM  
"She boarded the flight behind her husband and secretly handed the note to the flight attendant."

What could possibly go wrong?
 
2018-02-14 11:48:39 AM  

Doctor Poop: Gonzo317: Doctor Poop: I would know if my wife was pregnant with our 4th kid because she would be passive aggressive and judgemental about everything I did.

Wife
"You're eating chips......... again?"

Me (dumbass)
"Mmmhmm. Just putting them away. Are you pregnant again?"

Wife
"Yes- you farking idiot... What are we gonna do?"


/married to Leslie Mann- Mila Kunis hybrid
//constantly getting her pregnant :/


There is an answer for that...sorry couldn't resist.
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Except I'm both red and eric.


Really, I thought you looked more like this:
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/"Yeah, that's the ticket"
//sorry, had to
 
2018-02-14 11:50:02 AM  

Burr: REO-Weedwagon: I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.

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Now that I think about it, this might have been more appropriate:
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2018-02-14 11:54:25 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: "She boarded the flight behind her husband and secretly handed the note to the flight attendant."

What could possibly go wrong?


That was my initial thought as well.  Passenger hands flight attendant a note?  Surprised they didn't scramble fighter jets before the plane left the gate.
 
2018-02-14 12:01:26 PM  
Man: *presses flight attendant call button* "Excuse me, miss, can you point me to the parachutes and rearmost exits, please? You know what, skip the parachute."
 
2018-02-14 12:04:09 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.


This was a nice thread we had going
 
2018-02-14 12:05:11 PM  

BenSaw2: "Rose went on to say that her husband has a bigger vocabulary than just 'what,' ..."

...and here we go...

/ Fark, don't disappoint me, son


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2018-02-14 12:11:16 PM  
REO-Weedwagon

I'm just gonna say it. About 95-percent of people who do this kind of attention-seeking public announcement bullsh*t also vote Republican. I don't know what the correlation means, and I don't have hard numbers and research to back this up, but I'm just saying, these assholes voted for Trump.

Your claim is completely invalidated by your own statement.
 
2018-02-14 12:13:08 PM  
There will planes to catch
Bills to pay
He learned to walk
While I was away.
 
2018-02-14 12:13:48 PM  

Another Government Employee: There will planes to catch
Bills to pay
He learned to walk
While I was away.


*were (You need an editing function)
 
2018-02-14 12:15:25 PM  
I haven't had internet for like a week so I've missed a few things. Are we currently living in Children of Men times where pregnacy is nonexistant and passengers would actually give a shiat about strangers managing the impossible feat?
 
2018-02-14 12:22:11 PM  
What an insufferable couple.

The list of people who care about your pregnancy consists of your family and friends, and not even the totality of those two groups. Strangers that happen to be on the flight with you are not in either group. Good for them, but yeah, attention whores.
 
2018-02-14 12:30:58 PM  
I just ushered her into the Mile-high Club, so it can't be mine
 
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