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(NBC New York)   The biggest mystery in this neighborhood: How do you accidentally poop in the same cul-de-sac THREE TIMES?   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
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2018-02-14 12:03:47 AM  
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2018-02-14 01:52:49 AM  
To be fair if you don't have GPS on your phone it can be difficult to track where you've left things.
 
2018-02-14 04:35:13 AM  
Must be nice to have never defecated in a cul-de-sac.  Why not join us normal people for once?
 
2018-02-14 05:32:00 AM  
At least it was outside.

She got off on it and would have kept doing it. It wasn't the explosive diarrhea of lactose intolerance. And she brought toilet paper.
 
2018-02-14 05:46:38 AM  
It wasn't accidental. There, solved the mystery, where's my consulting fee?
 
2018-02-14 05:49:50 AM  
Lots of fibre?
 
2018-02-14 05:58:33 AM  
from French for cul ["bottom"] + de ["of"] + sac ["bag,

Bottom of the bag, huh? Makes sense.
 
2018-02-14 06:04:44 AM  
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2018-02-14 06:10:58 AM  
also, "Needles and Feces" is the name of my new fark trance-skiffle tribute band.
 
2018-02-14 06:14:31 AM  
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I hope Alice didn't step on it on her way to dancing on the manhole cover.
 
2018-02-14 06:52:05 AM  
She didn't just road poop three times. She pooped at least three times in this location. This is the only place where someone did a feces investigation.

She has other dump spots.
 
2018-02-14 06:53:22 AM  
Ok, but if you were going from point A to point B, the quickest route, especially in an emergency, wouldn't have you going in to a dead-end cul-de-sac and back out again.  Nope, she went there on purpose.

My guess is it's some kind of fetish for this woman.
 
2018-02-14 06:58:49 AM  
ABC. It's easy as 123.
 
2018-02-14 06:58:58 AM  

Cpl.D: Ok, but if you were going from point A to point B, the quickest route, especially in an emergency, wouldn't have you going in to a dead-end cul-de-sac and back out again.  Nope, she went there on purpose.

My guess is it's some kind of fetish for this woman.


My guess is the culture de sac makes her feel safe, like she only has to watch for traffic coming one way.  And you'll be able to hear anyone from the houses and scram if you have to.

Uh...or so I imagine
 
2018-02-14 06:59:53 AM  
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2018-02-14 07:11:25 AM  
Poo2Loo: Poo Party
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Maybe we need to start running India's anti-shiatting-street videos in this country.
 
2018-02-14 07:17:27 AM  
I don't get this. It seems like we have had several stories on fark recently about women pooping on the street. What the hell??? I'm the exact opposite. I can only comfortably poop in complete privacy. Preferably in my home barhroom. I hate using public facilities.
 
2018-02-14 07:18:06 AM  
Every party's got a pooper, that's why we invited you!
 
2018-02-14 07:20:19 AM  
First time is happenstance.
Second time is coincidence.
Third time is enemy action.
 
2018-02-14 07:28:40 AM  

dittybopper: First time is happenstance.
Second time is coincidence.
Third time is enemy


action movement.
 
2018-02-14 07:53:49 AM  
Police looked into it and determined that the poop was human.

Good work, Lou.
 
2018-02-14 07:54:19 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: She didn't just road poop three times. She pooped at least three times in this location. This is the only place where someone did a feces investigation.

She has other dump spots.


Sounds exactly what the Chief Inspector for SVU-Poop Patrol would say.

Chief of Poop Patrol:  You heard what Giant Clown Shoes said, everyone.  Looks like we have a serial pooper.  Get out there and use your noses.
Inspector Kravitzs:  Did you say we have a suspect that poops cereal?
 
2018-02-14 07:57:05 AM  

guilt by association: Police looked into it and determined that the poop was human.

Good work, Lou.


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2018-02-14 08:06:33 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Giant Clown Shoe: She didn't just road poop three times. She pooped at least three times in this location. This is the only place where someone did a feces investigation.

She has other dump spots.

Sounds exactly what the Chief Inspector for SVU-Poop Patrol would say.

Chief of Poop Patrol:  You heard what Giant Clown Shoes said, everyone.  Looks like we have a serial pooper.  Get out there and use your noses.
Inspector Kravitzs:  Did you say we have a suspect that poops cereal?


regardless

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2018-02-14 08:08:14 AM  
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That face...perfect. Had to do it.
 
2018-02-14 08:16:13 AM  
Everybody poops...
 
2018-02-14 08:17:27 AM  
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2018-02-14 08:24:48 AM  

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That face...perfect. Had to do it.


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2018-02-14 08:28:40 AM  

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Done in one, mainly because it's the first thing I hummed.
 
2018-02-14 08:29:22 AM  

elvisaintdead: also, "Needles and Feces" is the name of my new fark trance-skiffle tribute band.


Portispottyshead?
 
2018-02-14 08:30:49 AM  

doglover: dittybopper: First time is happenstance.
Second time is coincidence.
Third time is enemy

action movement.


She heard the bowel call her name: "Oh, the Holly, she has some berries/As brown as the earth..."
 
2018-02-14 08:32:53 AM  
Diabetic not lactose intolerant. Go to a doctor lady.
 
2018-02-14 08:36:13 AM  
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OOF
2018-02-14 10:19:07 AM  
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2018-02-14 10:23:07 AM  
Did someone have to pick her out of a lineup of 6 women pooping?
 
2018-02-14 11:16:16 AM  
Wait, did the Mad Pooper move to New York?

And I thought she was thinner than that.
 
2018-02-14 11:24:00 AM  
Poop on me once, shame on you...poop on me twice, shame on me.
 
2018-02-14 11:40:56 AM  
She looks like she would have really big poops,  maybe it's just continuous from cul de sac to cul de sac
 
2018-02-14 01:06:26 PM  
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2018-02-14 01:13:57 PM  
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Reminded me of this.   Not the same  lady  Female  though
 
2018-02-14 01:24:07 PM  
She isn't even hot, so what's the point?
 
2018-02-14 03:23:03 PM  

uttertosh: from French for cul ["bottom"] + de ["of"] + sac ["bag,

Bottom of the bag, huh? Makes sense.


There's also the old literary reference made by JRR Tolkien, as "Bag End."
 
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