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2018-02-13 11:43:06 PM  
Keep being a Russian stooge, Hannity. You're doing everyone proud.
 
2018-02-13 11:52:02 PM  
Can you believe this guy?  First a tan suit, then dijon mustard and now THIS?
 
2018-02-14 12:03:38 AM  
Hannity is already blaming the report on a staffer
 
2018-02-14 12:13:38 AM  
Of course there's sperm in the portrait, Obama is sperm.  He's the spark of love, of life, of hope, growth, creativity and creation.  He's raw unbridled sexual potency, one-hundred-and-eighty pounds of ancient African virility; taught, sinewy, and ready to explode in a supernova of steaming white sticky triumph.

Barack Obama is the pure essence of beautiful manhood, something that clearly frightens yet intrigues Hannity.  He can't help but be attracted and intimidated by the exquisite gallantry presented before him, and that leaves Hannity confused, angry, and questioning his own sexuality and capacity.  It's no wonder he strikes out in fear.
 
2018-02-14 12:41:04 AM  
It's pretty generally sperm. I mean, if you have to ask.
 
2018-02-14 01:22:12 AM  
This is kind of hilarious; that Hannity is implying Obama asked for a sperm to be hidden in his White House portrait. I mean WHY would he ask for that? How would it benefit Obama? It makes literally no sense.
 
2018-02-14 01:40:41 AM  
is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?
 
2018-02-14 01:49:12 AM  
Contact his advertisers and ask them why they're financing this jizz-crazed lunatic.
 
2018-02-14 01:50:12 AM  

Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?


I don't think "lost its mind" is a sufficiently apt metaphor anymore.
 
2018-02-14 01:53:27 AM  

Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?


It had a mind?
 
2018-02-14 01:53:31 AM  
Is it any wonder that Spunky Sean has sperm on the brain after a year of fellating Trumpy?
 
2018-02-14 01:59:18 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: This is kind of hilarious; that Hannity is implying Obama asked for a sperm to be hidden in his White House portrait. I mean WHY would he ask for that? How would it benefit Obama? It makes literally no sense.


Maybe it was just a tip of the hat to Pres. Clinton.
 
2018-02-14 02:02:05 AM  

Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?


Yes.  In much the same manner as a rabid animal becomes deranged as the disease progresses.

In both cases, the cure is the same.
 
2018-02-14 02:06:04 AM  

Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?


No more than other segments of society.
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2018-02-14 02:07:12 AM  
The jerk-off master sure knows his material.
 
2018-02-14 02:07:13 AM  

ryant123: Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?

I don't think "lost its mind" is a sufficiently apt metaphor anymore.


this has gone beyond the normal disagreements on policy issues tho.  a lot of trumpers are verging into completely delusional behavior.
 
2018-02-14 02:08:14 AM  
I'd imagine it's quite hard not to see sperm everywhere when it's in your eyes after getting bukkaked by conservatives for so long...
 
2018-02-14 02:12:22 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: This is kind of hilarious; that Hannity is implying Obama asked for a sperm to be hidden in his White House portrait. I mean WHY would he ask for that? How would it benefit Obama? It makes literally no sense.


So the perfect republican talking point, then?
 
2018-02-14 02:18:53 AM  
I don't know him but it sounds like he's thirsting for some. Maybe he wants Obama's sperm?
 
2018-02-14 02:21:05 AM  
Some people are always jealous of what they don't have.  At least, I hope Lumpy doesn't have the ability to reproduce.

/Eww. Just eww.
 
2018-02-14 02:25:55 AM  

Iczer: I'd imagine it's quite hard not to see sperm everywhere when it's in your eyes after getting bukkaked by conservatives for so long...


They say "If all you've got is a hammer, everything starts looking like a nail".

/ Hannity has no concept of reality, grasp of Constitutional Law, common sense, shame, etc...
// but he's got them DSLs
 
2018-02-14 02:29:18 AM  
seriously tho - the trumper conservatives are heading into completely delusional territory.  they're making up things in their heads and pretending that their mythology is fact and you cannot DO that and keep an economy running or a government from collapsing.

impeachment is going to be a gotdamn f*cking bloody awful mess.  we're going to be talking about technical applications of the law as regards to the oval office and US constitution, while the trumpers are going to be talking about painting Obama pictures with sperm and dodging questions about porn stars and hookers.
 
2018-02-14 02:47:19 AM  
Pink Floyd never copped to the Dark Side of the Moon/ Wizard of Oz thing and Led Zeppelin wasn't back masking but plenty of successive bands inspired by them did those weird stunts. Considering how much Trump likes to one up President Obama, I fully expect the next gallery portrait will be commissioned by Andres "Piss Christ" Serrano.
 
2018-02-14 03:54:34 AM  

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: This is kind of hilarious; that Hannity is implying Obama asked for a sperm to be hidden in his White House portrait. I mean WHY would he ask for that? How would it benefit Obama? It makes literally no sense.


Pssh, you just ain't studied it out.  Y'see, Obongo put that there sperm in the picture to remind all our women that the black men are better in bed.  It's all part of that there plan about takin' our wives!

/don't anyone tell Alex Jones I typed that, I don't think he needs new ideas for tomorrow's batshiat crazy
 
2018-02-14 04:27:15 AM  
I don't remember Obama having that vein on his...
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...oh there is is.  Time for Hannity to seek help.
 
2018-02-14 04:51:13 AM  
 
2018-02-14 04:58:03 AM  

Alien Robot: Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?

https://imgur.com/a/m6E41

https://mrsawyersopus.wordpress.com/20​10/10/22/sexuality-and-race-the-art-of​-kehinde-wiley/


again - has conservatism lost its gotdamn mind?
 
2018-02-14 05:04:43 AM  
Seam "sperm hunter" Hannity - on a mission to the scum of the earth.
 
2018-02-14 05:04:47 AM  
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2018-02-14 05:10:08 AM  
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2018-02-14 05:11:58 AM  
Let Your Love Flow - Bellamy Brothers Lyrics
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2018-02-14 05:13:25 AM  

Tanqueray: [zerohedge.com image 500x733]


It's okay man. We don't judge.
 
2018-02-14 05:24:02 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Tanqueray: [zerohedge.com image 500x733]

It's okay man. We don't judge.


To me, this shiat is hilarious. Anger and outrage are a waste of my time.
 
2018-02-14 06:01:51 AM  

Weaver95: Alien Robot: Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?

https://imgur.com/a/m6E41

https://mrsawyersopus.wordpress.com/20​10/10/22/sexuality-and-race-the-art-of​-kehinde-wiley/

again - has conservatism lost its gotdamn mind?


Neither of those are conservative links.
 
2018-02-14 06:16:57 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Of course there's sperm in the portrait, Obama is sperm.  He's the spark of love, of life, of hope, growth, creativity and creation.  He's raw unbridled sexual potency, one-hundred-and-eighty pounds of ancient African virility; taught, sinewy, and ready to explode in a supernova of steaming white sticky triumph.

Barack Obama is the pure essence of beautiful manhood, something that clearly frightens yet intrigues Hannity.  He can't help but be attracted and intimidated by the exquisite gallantry presented before him, and that leaves Hannity confused, angry, and questioning his own sexuality and capacity.  It's no wonder he strikes out in fear.


First comes the fear, then comes the autoerotic fondling of himself, and then comes the guilt and tears.
 
2018-02-14 06:19:30 AM  

ryant123: Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?

I don't think "lost its mind" is a sufficiently apt metaphor anymore.


Just like the world of In the Mouth of Madness got "a little disquieting".
 
2018-02-14 06:29:06 AM  
To be fair, when there is jizz in your eye, you do see spermicide everywhere.
 
2018-02-14 06:39:53 AM  
Could somebody please point out WTF he is talking about? I'm not seeing it. Is this like one of those Magic Eye pictures that just gives me a headache?

Sean Hannity - I challenge you to do something USEFUL today.
 
2018-02-14 07:05:48 AM  
I, for one, look forward to Ben Garrison's portrait of Trump.
 
2018-02-14 07:25:00 AM  

IndyJohn: To be fair, when there is jizz in your eye, you do see spermicide everywhere.


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2018-02-14 07:45:10 AM  
The article links the words "unlike the claim that he put sperm in his painting of Barack Obama, which is objectively not true", as though that link is taking you to an article proving that this is a false claim.  But it simply takes you to an article from which they copied that entire paragraph verbatim and that article doesn't offer the proof either that the claim that he put sperm in his painting of Barack Obama "is objectively not true."

(I'm not saying lack of proof that something is not true makes it true - I'm just saying that this is a poor article.)
 
2018-02-14 08:02:59 AM  
Maybe he's talking about his copy of the official portrait.  Go ahead and blame the Ambien, Sean.  It rots your head and makes you do weird things in your sleep.

And now, a word from Sean's new advertiser:  Ambien!?  Aw crap!

/channeling Krusty
 
2018-02-14 08:03:08 AM  
It does look like one. Thanks, Spermbama!
 
2018-02-14 08:03:58 AM  
That is a gorgeous portrait.
 
2018-02-14 08:08:09 AM  
We get it, hes black...
 
2018-02-14 08:42:56 AM  

Sid_6.7: Keep being a Russian stooge

spooge, Hannity. You're doing everyone proud.
Fixed that for you.
 
2018-02-14 09:00:47 AM  

Alien Robot: Weaver95: is it just me, or has conservatism in general lost its mind?

https://imgur.com/a/m6E41

https://mrsawyersopus.wordpress.com/20​10/10/22/sexuality-and-race-the-art-of​-kehinde-wiley/


Dude! Stop pointing out what's actually in this guy's art. You're out of rhythm with the circle jerk. This is the perfect opportunity to release all those pent-up homo jokes to bash a common enemy. Kind of like punching a nazi, only you're flogging the bigot with stereotypical queer locker room humor you can't use in polite company anymore.
Personally, I like the art.  I like how the artist's sampling of European masterpieces turns tradition on its head. I like how blatantly obvious his influences show. I like the Dylanesque genius of tempering Norman Rockwell with a big dollop of Ernie Barnes. I like how he juxtaposes the gritty reality of his experience with the beautiful/hideous  upholstery fabric patterns we all know. I like sperm.
 
2018-02-14 09:03:25 AM  
Obama served two four-year terms
despite constant attacks from weak worms
now they look at this painting
and are practically feinting
from hallucinating thousands of sperms.
 
2018-02-14 09:12:40 AM  
I see a schooner.
 
2018-02-14 09:16:41 AM  

Sid_6.7: Keep being a Russian stooge, Hannity. You're doing everyone proud.


#spermhannity
 
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