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2018-02-13 07:26:58 PM  
After seeing last night's thread title (and quite honestly, I missed the fact there WAS a thread since I went to bed early), I decided to post one with a little more (but not TOO much) effort to it for SDL.  Also, thanks to whichever mod green-lit this almost instantly: I swear from the time I submitted to the time I went back to Main, then to Sports, it was already up.  I may or may not watch tonight, I've got some homework kicking my rear right now.  Perhaps if I get it done quickly, I'll watch.  Either way, have fun all!
 
2018-02-13 07:27:13 PM  
I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*
 
2018-02-13 07:27:35 PM  
DAMMIT!
 
2018-02-13 07:34:57 PM  

Flappyhead: I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*


Flappyhead: DAMMIT!


*grabs a kendo stick and gives Flappy a complimentary West Terre Haute Welcome*
Got to be a little faster than the submitter, bud.
/Also, I both kind of hope and DON'T hope that my line about 'Pancaked Benjables' is a wizard-in-the-headline...
 
2018-02-13 08:02:29 PM  
Ok, guess we have a thread tonight, lol.

Will we even break 200?

/lol nope
 
2018-02-13 08:03:37 PM  
I'll be here, so maybe :)
 
2018-02-13 08:04:06 PM  
heel on heel violence
 
2018-02-13 08:04:15 PM  
Screw it. Go Corbin!

Ziggles beat him up backstage, huh?
 
2018-02-13 08:04:34 PM  
Or...that's a twist.
 
2018-02-13 08:06:33 PM  
Dolph: shiat kid! watch out!
 
2018-02-13 08:06:45 PM  
This opening is.... yawn worthy.
 
2018-02-13 08:07:55 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: This opening is.... yawn worthy.


Still better than an authority promo.
 
2018-02-13 08:09:26 PM  

CyberKultist: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: This opening is.... yawn worthy.

Still better than an authority promo.


So is diverticulitis, so that's a pretty low bar to clear.
 
2018-02-13 08:09:29 PM  

CyberKultist: Dolph: shiat kid! watch out!


was about to comment about random little girl that wandered too far from her seat
 
2018-02-13 08:11:45 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: CyberKultist: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: This opening is.... yawn worthy.

Still better than an authority promo.

So is diverticulitis, so that's a pretty low bar to clear.


*trying to come up with a joke about it being better than gameplay changes to Dynasty Warriors 9*

/really had been looking forward to that game too...
 
2018-02-13 08:12:51 PM  
Oh, so we're here then?  Windows decided I needed to update then restart my TV PC on which I watch, so still waiting for that to finish...
 
2018-02-13 08:16:35 PM  
a wild Becks appears?
 
2018-02-13 08:16:37 PM  
I'm disappointed they don't give Sarah Logan any mic time any more.  Her last time was such an adventure, I'd love to go down that path again some day.
 
2018-02-13 08:17:36 PM  
Well hell, let's make this a 3-on-3 match, playas! Never seen that before on WWE TV!
 
2018-02-13 08:18:09 PM  
anyone ever comment that Char's ring gear looks like female armor out of an MMO?
 
2018-02-13 08:18:27 PM  

DrunkenGator: Flappyhead: I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*

Flappyhead: DAMMIT!

*grabs a kendo stick and gives Flappy a complimentary West Terre Haute Welcome*
Got to be a little faster than the submitter, bud.
/Also, I both kind of hope and DON'T hope that my line about 'Pancaked Benjables' is a wizard-in-the-headline...


Doesn't a West Terre Haute welcome involve impregnating a 15 year old?
 
2018-02-13 08:19:47 PM  

indybill23: DrunkenGator: Flappyhead: I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*

Flappyhead: DAMMIT!

*grabs a kendo stick and gives Flappy a complimentary West Terre Haute Welcome*
Got to be a little faster than the submitter, bud.
/Also, I both kind of hope and DON'T hope that my line about 'Pancaked Benjables' is a wizard-in-the-headline...

Doesn't a West Terre Haute welcome involve impregnating a 15 year old?


Close.  That's actually a Toad Hop Tuesday.  But most people don't know the difference.

/Do NOT ask what the Pleasantville Coal Shaft entails...
 
2018-02-13 08:19:48 PM  
still always forget Adam Pearce is an agent. How many people have made agent without ever working a WWE TV match?
 
2018-02-13 08:20:27 PM  

DrunkenGator: indybill23: DrunkenGator: Flappyhead: I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*

Flappyhead: DAMMIT!

*grabs a kendo stick and gives Flappy a complimentary West Terre Haute Welcome*
Got to be a little faster than the submitter, bud.
/Also, I both kind of hope and DON'T hope that my line about 'Pancaked Benjables' is a wizard-in-the-headline...

Doesn't a West Terre Haute welcome involve impregnating a 15 year old?

Close.  That's actually a Toad Hop Tuesday.  But most people don't know the difference.

/Do NOT ask what the Pleasantville Coal Shaft entails...


I stick to the Rockville Roller.
 
2018-02-13 08:21:25 PM  

indybill23: DrunkenGator: indybill23: DrunkenGator: Flappyhead: I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*

Flappyhead: DAMMIT!

*grabs a kendo stick and gives Flappy a complimentary West Terre Haute Welcome*
Got to be a little faster than the submitter, bud.
/Also, I both kind of hope and DON'T hope that my line about 'Pancaked Benjables' is a wizard-in-the-headline...

Doesn't a West Terre Haute welcome involve impregnating a 15 year old?

Close.  That's actually a Toad Hop Tuesday.  But most people don't know the difference.

/Do NOT ask what the Pleasantville Coal Shaft entails...

I stick to the Rockville Roller.


Last time I tried that, I spent a week in the Parke County jail and had a raging case of Pink Eye.
 
2018-02-13 08:23:46 PM  
Someone tell Ricky Steamboat he was wrong to chop Ric Flair in all those matches.
 
2018-02-13 08:23:59 PM  

indybill23: still always forget Adam Pearce is an agent. How many people have made agent without ever working a WWE TV match?


Hmmmm. Only way of can think of to figure that out would be compared lists. That'd be an odd piece of trivia.

It did finally learn today that Tyson Kidd is still employed, he just does stuff backstage. Not sure if that ever came up when "wtf happened to ___" questions come up.
 
2018-02-13 08:24:06 PM  
Dear Planet Fitness,
Weightlifters don't judge. They judge among themselves and body shame each other, but the one who decided to change themselves? Not a damn thing.
ONE CATCH: WE WILL JUDGE YOU ON YOUR ABILITY TO RE-RACK AND/OR CLEANING OFF YOUR SWEAT...
/Rant over...
 
2018-02-13 08:24:27 PM  

DrunkenGator: indybill23: DrunkenGator: indybill23: DrunkenGator: Flappyhead: I am the first man standing!

*Ducks and rolls into the corner*

Flappyhead: DAMMIT!

*grabs a kendo stick and gives Flappy a complimentary West Terre Haute Welcome*
Got to be a little faster than the submitter, bud.
/Also, I both kind of hope and DON'T hope that my line about 'Pancaked Benjables' is a wizard-in-the-headline...

Doesn't a West Terre Haute welcome involve impregnating a 15 year old?

Close.  That's actually a Toad Hop Tuesday.  But most people don't know the difference.

/Do NOT ask what the Pleasantville Coal Shaft entails...

I stick to the Rockville Roller.

Last time I tried that, I spent a week in the Parke County jail and had a raging case of Pink Eye.


Then you really never want to try the Brazil Bomber.
 
2018-02-13 08:24:37 PM  
..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?
 
2018-02-13 08:25:12 PM  

CyberKultist: indybill23: still always forget Adam Pearce is an agent. How many people have made agent without ever working a WWE TV match?

Hmmmm. Only way of can think of to figure that out would be compared lists. That'd be an odd piece of trivia.

It did finally learn today that Tyson Kidd is still employed, he just does stuff backstage. Not sure if that ever came up when "wtf happened to ___" questions come up.


i assumed he was still in one of those Pit Bull 1 neck halos thanks to Sloppy Joe.
 
2018-02-13 08:25:37 PM  

The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?


I thought it's been pretty quiet myself!

Hi everyone!
 
2018-02-13 08:26:00 PM  

DrunkenGator: After seeing last night's thread title (and quite honestly, I missed the fact there WAS a thread since I went to bed early), I decided to post one with a little more (but not TOO much) effort to it for SDL.  Also, thanks to whichever mod green-lit this almost instantly: I swear from the time I submitted to the time I went back to Main, then to Sports, it was already up.  I may or may not watch tonight, I've got some homework kicking my rear right now.  Perhaps if I get it done quickly, I'll watch.  Either way, have fun all!


So mines not good enough?
 
2018-02-13 08:26:02 PM  
Someone posted this on Reddit...It's a Minecraft map:
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2018-02-13 08:26:03 PM  

The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?


apparently half the place couldn't see a new thread and hung out in Raw.
 
2018-02-13 08:26:10 PM  

CyberKultist: It did finally learn today that Tyson Kidd is still employed, he just does stuff backstage. Not sure if that ever came up when "wtf happened to ___" questions come up.


He still has a role on Total Divas, too.
 
2018-02-13 08:26:26 PM  

markhwt: DrunkenGator: After seeing last night's thread title (and quite honestly, I missed the fact there WAS a thread since I went to bed early), I decided to post one with a little more (but not TOO much) effort to it for SDL.  Also, thanks to whichever mod green-lit this almost instantly: I swear from the time I submitted to the time I went back to Main, then to Sports, it was already up.  I may or may not watch tonight, I've got some homework kicking my rear right now.  Perhaps if I get it done quickly, I'll watch.  Either way, have fun all!

So mines not good enough?


It just seemed a bit... stuffy.
 
2018-02-13 08:26:54 PM  

Tenor Reaper: The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?

I thought it's been pretty quiet myself!

Hi everyone!


oh and read through the Raw thread, thoughts with your dad, I know how much unemployment sucks, hope he bounces back soon!!
 
2018-02-13 08:27:09 PM  

DrunkenGator: markhwt: DrunkenGator: After seeing last night's thread title (and quite honestly, I missed the fact there WAS a thread since I went to bed early), I decided to post one with a little more (but not TOO much) effort to it for SDL.  Also, thanks to whichever mod green-lit this almost instantly: I swear from the time I submitted to the time I went back to Main, then to Sports, it was already up.  I may or may not watch tonight, I've got some homework kicking my rear right now.  Perhaps if I get it done quickly, I'll watch.  Either way, have fun all!

So mines not good enough?

It just seemed a bit... stuffy.


Fat Tuesday. I feel a bit stuffy.
 
2018-02-13 08:27:18 PM  

markhwt: DrunkenGator: After seeing last night's thread title (and quite honestly, I missed the fact there WAS a thread since I went to bed early), I decided to post one with a little more (but not TOO much) effort to it for SDL.  Also, thanks to whichever mod green-lit this almost instantly: I swear from the time I submitted to the time I went back to Main, then to Sports, it was already up.  I may or may not watch tonight, I've got some homework kicking my rear right now.  Perhaps if I get it done quickly, I'll watch.  Either way, have fun all!

So mines not good enough?


things you said to Alexa for 400 Alex
 
2018-02-13 08:27:39 PM  

indybill23: markhwt: DrunkenGator: After seeing last night's thread title (and quite honestly, I missed the fact there WAS a thread since I went to bed early), I decided to post one with a little more (but not TOO much) effort to it for SDL.  Also, thanks to whichever mod green-lit this almost instantly: I swear from the time I submitted to the time I went back to Main, then to Sports, it was already up.  I may or may not watch tonight, I've got some homework kicking my rear right now.  Perhaps if I get it done quickly, I'll watch.  Either way, have fun all!

So mines not good enough?

things you said to Alexa for 400 Alex


Zing!!!!!!
 
2018-02-13 08:28:16 PM  
Nice to see that the Riott Squad is returning all those wins now that the Rumble is over.
 
2018-02-13 08:28:25 PM  

The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?


Still in Denver.  Had a 2nd machine do a BSOD after Windows had its way with it on updates so also dealing with the aftermath of that.  Got it back but doing a file backup.  So it's NTFS Tuesday as opposed to FAT Tuesday here.
 
2018-02-13 08:28:31 PM  

indybill23: Tenor Reaper: The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?

I thought it's been pretty quiet myself!

Hi everyone!

oh and read through the Raw thread, thoughts with your dad, I know how much unemployment sucks, hope he bounces back soon!!


Thank you!

He was going to retire this year, I believe, but to be let go like this is a bit of a shock and kind of crazy. I've let him know I'm going to do what I can to help, however much that is.
 
2018-02-13 08:29:04 PM  
Liv Morgan looks like they just pick a blonde from the local NBA/NFL/whatever minor league team is in Boise cheerleading squad and put her out at ringside.
 
2018-02-13 08:29:24 PM  

Tenor Reaper: The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?

I thought it's been pretty quiet myself!

Hi everyone!


Been pretty dead every thread except Monday lately.

Hell, me and Flappy were the only people here Wednesday before last.
 
2018-02-13 08:30:02 PM  

Myk-House of El: So it's NTFS Tuesday as opposed to FAT Tuesday here.


Go sit in the corner and think about what you just did.
 
2018-02-13 08:30:04 PM  
I'm driving and not watching the snow.
 
2018-02-13 08:31:08 PM  

indybill23: Liv Morgan looks like they just pick a blonde from the local NBA/NFL/whatever minor league team is in Boise cheerleading squad and put her out at ringside.


I don't disagree, but do you like anyone on the current roster? Damn dude.
 
2018-02-13 08:31:11 PM  

The Bestest: ..where IS everyone tonight, anyway? Did everyone go to Mardi Gras and not invite me?


EIP...
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
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