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(Daily Mail)   "'Catwoman' Jocelyn Wildenstein denies rumors of cosmetic surgery." Wait, so that happened naturally?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-13 06:18:14 PM  
Man, her fiancé needs some credit for holding on this long for a shot at that money.
 
2018-02-13 07:40:55 PM  
Oh........dear.
 
2018-02-13 07:46:50 PM  
Mmhmmm. *wink* My lips are sealed.

Yours are...I don't know what yours are.
 
2018-02-13 07:47:08 PM  
If she got those looks via nature... *shudder*. If she got them via surgery... *vomits*.
 
2018-02-13 08:04:12 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:37:13 PM  
Sure, nature did that...

/after several run-ins with the nature's frying pan
//and a long weekend at Kellyanne Conway's Beauty Retreat
 
2018-02-13 08:41:43 PM  
Why don't women that have cosmetic surgery just admit it?

Sorta like men using steroids...like Hugh Jackman saying he didn't juice for wolverine.  Pfft..yeah right.

If you're THAT embarrassed about it, maybe that's the first clue that it's not a good idea for you.
 
2018-02-13 08:42:28 PM  
I say we burn this farking planet to the ground.
 
2018-02-13 08:42:53 PM  
FTA: "Wildenstein said her looks first attracted media attention during her divorce from French billionaire Alec Wildenstein who allegedly tried to smear her..."

With napalm?
 
2018-02-13 08:43:01 PM  
I've seen pictures of Bridget Bardot... this woman doesn't look like I remember in those pics
 
2018-02-13 08:44:53 PM  
Significant mental illness.

I can't understand people who lie like this. It's obvious that they are not telling the truth, but they lie anyway and just think people might believe them.

Sort of like a leader of a country I know...
 
2018-02-13 08:45:51 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:46:55 PM  

Big_Doofus: Significant mental illness.

I can't understand people who lie like this. It's obvious that they are not telling the truth, but they lie anyway and just think people might believe them.

Sort of like a leader of a country I know...


Yeah but shiattons of women try to lie about it.

I'm all "Biatch, we can SEE it, damn!"

Seriously though...it's NOT hard to tell.  Like they have some fixed delusion that no one will be able to tell.
 
2018-02-13 08:47:24 PM  
Better comparison.  You decide.


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2018-02-13 08:47:58 PM  
Sneak Peek: Venture Libre | The Venture Bros. | Adult Swim
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2018-02-13 08:47:59 PM  

69gnarkill69: Better comparison.  You decide.
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Yeah no...totally natural.

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2018-02-13 08:48:51 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:52:05 PM  

Big_Doofus: Significant mental illness.

I can't understand people who lie like this. It's obvious that they are not telling the truth, but they lie anyway and just think people might believe them.

Sort of like a leader of a country I know...


Surely it's unethical for a cosmetic surgeon to take it that far, though. Especially if they think mental illness might be a motivating factor.
 
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2018-02-13 08:53:39 PM  
Technically she didn't have plastic surgery. Only surgeons are allowed to conduct surgeries. I don't know who she went to but I doubt it was any kind of actual surgeon...
 
2018-02-13 08:54:28 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:55:58 PM  
Have you met her son?

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2018-02-13 08:56:30 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Why don't women that have cosmetic surgery just admit it?


"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
Joan Rivers
 
2018-02-13 08:58:33 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

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Do you know how I got these scars....
 
2018-02-13 08:58:40 PM  
She took the train to the other side of Uncanny Valley ...
 
2018-02-13 08:59:14 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]


It's Michael Jackson. With grey hair and without the stupid surgical mask
 
2018-02-13 09:01:35 PM  
Catwoman eye bleach:

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2018-02-13 09:02:10 PM  
My gawd. She's got a glasgow smile.
 
2018-02-13 09:02:47 PM  
Scrolling down you see a video of her in a loop speaking and I swear the 1st thing I Thought was:
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                                    ​  ​Hey guy, She's not Swiss. She's Canadian!
 
2018-02-13 09:04:27 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]


Eduard Khil was the father?
 
2018-02-13 09:05:28 PM  

MechaPyx: Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Do you know how I got these scars....


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2018-02-13 09:05:30 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: 69gnarkill69: Better comparison.  You decide.
[img.fark.net image 630x420]

Yeah no...totally natural.

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


you mean the cork suking lip or the eyes that burn metal?
I'm getting ban kocked
 
2018-02-13 09:07:05 PM  

slackananda: Catwoman eye bleach:

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thank you
 
2018-02-13 09:10:39 PM  
This is why you should  never put your face in an angry hornets nest.
 
2018-02-13 09:13:07 PM  

Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]


I remember when several other members of that family was pushing batteries...
Duracell 'Putterman Family BBQ' commercial (1995)
Youtube E_X25g_EmSE
 
2018-02-13 09:13:47 PM  
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I think she uses the same plastic surgeon as Donnatella Versace.
 
2018-02-13 09:16:26 PM  

Fano: Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Eduard Khil was the father?


Ohhh you suck.

Mr Trololo - Eduard Khil
Youtube NgLq6d_w4e4


/Damn ear-worm
//Click it.
///You know you want too
 
2018-02-13 09:20:24 PM  
I've always looked like Brigitte Bardot.

LOL WUT?
 
2018-02-13 09:22:25 PM  

69gnarkill69: [img.fark.net image 600x239]


Did she show this picture to her surgeon?

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2018-02-13 09:23:59 PM  

thisispete: Big_Doofus: Significant mental illness.

I can't understand people who lie like this. It's obvious that they are not telling the truth, but they lie anyway and just think people might believe them.

Sort of like a leader of a country I know...

Surely it's unethical for a cosmetic surgeon to take it that far, though. Especially if they think mental illness might be a motivating factor.


Oh no, that's not how it works at all. At least not for people who have a few billion dollars.
 
2018-02-13 09:27:08 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:39:00 PM  

dsmith42: 69gnarkill69: [img.fark.net image 600x239]

Did she show this picture to her surgeon?

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 594x396]


You owe me a spit-free laptop.
 
2018-02-13 09:46:24 PM  
I can't believe the people who did that to her went to school to do that to her. Like went to school for years and still did that to her.
If a carpenter built a house the way the doctors built her face the carpenter's union would hear about it.
 
2018-02-13 09:46:45 PM  

69gnarkill69: Better comparison.  You decide.

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77 years old? Yeah whatever, you don't get that look without some "Help". I have some older women relatives (some older and some dead) and not one of them looks anything like that. There's nothing wrong with wanting to look younger (I guess) but if they did get some extra help (so to speak) they'd own it like a boss. That's just how my family rolls.

My cousin had a double mastectomy so she has bolt on tits. Same size as her real tits before they were cut off. You can't tell just by looking at her but she's happy and it's not like I'm going to grab my cousins tits anyway. She still looks fine and within her own age group. I'm just glad that she survived her breast cancer.
 
2018-02-13 09:47:06 PM  
I see a resemblance:
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2018-02-13 09:48:19 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:50:18 PM  

thisispete: Big_Doofus: Significant mental illness.

I can't understand people who lie like this. It's obvious that they are not telling the truth, but they lie anyway and just think people might believe them.

Sort of like a leader of a country I know...

Surely it's unethical for a cosmetic surgeon to take it that far, though. Especially if they think mental illness might be a motivating factor.


Reminds me of when my former best friend went through an 'I wanna be a vampire' stage and said he even went to a cosmetic surgeon to see about implanting 'fangs' in his mouth

Fortunately the phase did not last long
 
2018-02-13 09:50:27 PM  

GrymRpr: Fano: Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Eduard Khil was the father?

Ohhh you suck.

[Youtube NgLq6d_w4e4 image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NgLq6d_w​4e4]

/Damn ear-worm
//Click it.
///You know you want too


Hell yeah I clicked on it! I love it!

I played this over and over in my office a couple of years ago. Nobody complained.
 
2018-02-13 09:52:55 PM  

omg bbq: I can't believe the people who did that to her went to school to do that to her. Like went to school for years and still did that to her.
If a carpenter built a house the way the doctors built her face the carpenter's union would hear about it.


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If it's your nickel you can have whatever you want.
 
2018-02-13 09:54:16 PM  
Enough of her.
 
2018-02-13 09:54:42 PM  

MechaPyx: Greta_VanHouten: Have you met her son?

[img.fark.net image 512x288]

Do you know how I got these scars....


This.
Her picture just needs a color overlay and a "Why so serious" on it
 
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