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(Pix11)   A New Jersey police officer was fired due to her prior occupation as a dominatrix where she dished out a different, sexy flavor of brutality   ( pix11.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Hudson County, New Jersey, New Jersey sheriff, Hudson County Sheriff, Kristen Hyman, New Jersey, New York City, Hudson River, hearing officer  
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2018-02-13 07:35:53 PM  
Her badge:

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2018-02-13 09:15:31 PM  
To protect and serve.
 
2018-02-13 10:31:08 PM  
There is a common skill set. Too bad.
 
2018-02-13 10:31:37 PM  
Being "former" klansman, still okay!
 
2018-02-13 10:32:46 PM  
Her last name is Hyman?
 
2018-02-13 10:35:54 PM  
FIND THAT PIGS PHOTO SWAT!
 
2018-02-13 10:36:44 PM  

GRCooper: Her badge:

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More like:

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/Really
 
2018-02-13 10:39:53 PM  
"she failed to disclose that she appeared in the films and sometimes saw clients privately for money."

So you know, maybe someone isn't quite headlining this accurately?
 
2018-02-13 10:40:34 PM  

Seasons I'v Withered: FIND THAT PIGS PHOTO SWAT!


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2018-02-13 10:40:48 PM  
This is relevant to my interests
 
2018-02-13 10:41:50 PM  
I'd have to see if she actually falsified any official documents to get herself fired...
but what's the big deal? If everything she did was legal, she can't be any worse than any of the other recruits. Odds are she'll actually understand command voice and be able to use less actual force than the rest of them.
unless the cops WANT somebody who will overreact...
 
2018-02-13 10:42:08 PM  

gaspode: "she failed to disclose that she appeared in the films and sometimes saw clients privately for money."

So you know, maybe someone isn't quite headlining this accurately?


that's usually what a pro-dom does for money. It's not like they flog the shiat out of you over a bench in front of Ikea.
You pay them money, and most likely they take you back to their dungeon or studio and meet your humiliation needs.
 
2018-02-13 10:44:03 PM  
We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.
 
2018-02-13 10:45:30 PM  

omg bbq: gaspode: "she failed to disclose that she appeared in the films and sometimes saw clients privately for money."

So you know, maybe someone isn't quite headlining this accurately?

that's usually what a pro-dom does for money. It's not like they flog the shiat out of you over a bench in front of Ikea.
You pay them money, and most likely they take you back to their dungeon or studio and meet your humiliation needs.


Wow, I didn't realize how good I have it. I get my humiliation needs met for $4.17 a month and I don't have to go anywhere!
 
2018-02-13 10:45:35 PM  
So if I shoplift or jaywalk she'll abuse me for free? Nice.
 
2018-02-13 10:47:20 PM  

ThatGuyOverThere: I'd have to see if she actually falsified any official documents to get herself fired...
but what's the big deal? If everything she did was legal, she can't be any worse than any of the other recruits. Odds are she'll actually understand command voice and be able to use less actual force than the rest of them.
unless the cops WANT somebody who will overreact...


Agree. Means she knows how to give commands plus use handcuffs.  Also understands restraint(s).
 
2018-02-13 10:48:28 PM  

omg bbq: It's not like they flog the shiat out of you over a bench in front of Ikea.


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2018-02-13 10:49:04 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: There is a common skill set. Too bad.


Agreed. Why the fuss, fuzz?
 
2018-02-13 10:49:59 PM  
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2018-02-13 10:50:55 PM  

killwhitey: ThatGuyOverThere: I'd have to see if she actually falsified any official documents to get herself fired...
but what's the big deal? If everything she did was legal, she can't be any worse than any of the other recruits. Odds are she'll actually understand command voice and be able to use less actual force than the rest of them.
unless the cops WANT somebody who will overreact...

Agree. Means she knows how to give commands plus use handcuffs.  Also understands restraint(s).


And if she actually got off on being a dominatrix then boy did she choose the right new profession.
 
2018-02-13 10:51:10 PM  
 
2018-02-13 10:54:00 PM  
Whatever turns you on, I suppose. I don't get the whole dominatrix thing. I find nothing sexy or fun about having my balls stomped.
 
2018-02-13 10:55:42 PM  
So I'm assuming she didn't have to buy an extra costume for her night gig.
 
2018-02-13 10:56:17 PM  
A judge rescinded the suspension, and Hyman was sworn in June 8.

You just knew she had at least one judge on her client list. She probably has DA's, councilmen and a couple of mayors on there too. She'll be fine.
 
2018-02-13 10:57:06 PM  
🎵This is your life and you do what you want to do...🎵
🎵just don't hurt nobody...
🎵unless of course they ask you...
🎵in the Garden of Earthly Delights!
 
2018-02-13 10:57:47 PM  
"KEEP RESISTING!"

-WHACK-
 
2018-02-13 10:57:56 PM  

slackananda: omg bbq: gaspode: "she failed to disclose that she appeared in the films and sometimes saw clients privately for money."

So you know, maybe someone isn't quite headlining this accurately?

that's usually what a pro-dom does for money. It's not like they flog the shiat out of you over a bench in front of Ikea.
You pay them money, and most likely they take you back to their dungeon or studio and meet your humiliation needs.

Wow, I didn't realize how good I have it. I get my humiliation needs met for $4.17 a month and I don't have to go anywhere!


Thought TF was $5 a month?
 
2018-02-13 11:01:25 PM  
She should have gunned down an unarmed minority.  They would have hailed her as a damn hero.
 
2018-02-13 11:02:48 PM  
Should've shot a black kid. She'd be fine, then.
 
2018-02-13 11:03:18 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seasons I'v Withered: FIND THAT PIGS PHOTO SWAT!

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Yeah, baby, yeah!
Back in the day, I used to frequent bdsm/fetish clubs in Orange County CA, and there was one female leo, who got the crap whipped out of her pretty much every weekend. I always wished to be in her place. Looking at these two pictures, I'd love love love to be the recipient of her rage. Yum!
So yes, I shut up, and will you please take my money!?
 
2018-02-13 11:03:51 PM  
So she has the skills to control other human beings without employing deadly force?

Cant have that shiat on the police force.
 
2018-02-13 11:06:52 PM  

abhorrent1: Whatever turns you on, I suppose. I don't get the whole dominatrix thing. I find nothing sexy or fun about having my balls stomped.


You should at least give it another chance.
 
2018-02-13 11:07:08 PM  
Sheryl Crow as an undercover cop in 'Cop Rock'
Youtube 5IhWBW7uC6Y
 
2018-02-13 11:11:38 PM  
So a cop gets an itchy trigger finger and blasts a few folks, and he's hireable by other police departments. One engages in any sort of sexuality and that's bad, fire them.

We see America's values. And our society is sick.
Maybe it deserves to burn.
 
2018-02-13 11:13:03 PM  

mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.


RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.
 
2018-02-13 11:17:04 PM  
Wasn't there a female police officer fired years ago for posing for Playboy?
 
2018-02-13 11:18:08 PM  

abiigdog: mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.

RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.


However it is part of their training when it comes to investigating serious crimes.  Funny world they live in, and I'm glad I do my best to avoid it.
 
2018-02-13 11:18:34 PM  
I'm not quite sure what's the problem here.
 
2018-02-13 11:18:36 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Seasons I'v Withered: FIND THAT PIGS PHOTO SWAT!

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Jebus Christmas.   I'm from NJ, and this is offered now?
 
2018-02-13 11:23:16 PM  

mrparks: slackananda: omg bbq: gaspode: "she failed to disclose that she appeared in the films and sometimes saw clients privately for money."

So you know, maybe someone isn't quite headlining this accurately?

that's usually what a pro-dom does for money. It's not like they flog the shiat out of you over a bench in front of Ikea.
You pay them money, and most likely they take you back to their dungeon or studio and meet your humiliation needs.

Wow, I didn't realize how good I have it. I get my humiliation needs met for $4.17 a month and I don't have to go anywhere!

Thought TF was $5 a month?


You get a break if you buy a year.
 
2018-02-13 11:25:15 PM  

abiigdog: mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.

RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.


I read the funny article. In your opinion, why did the nice lady who spanked people for money feel that she should lie about that when applying for a job dominated by socially- conservative assholes?
 
2018-02-13 11:26:50 PM  

abiigdog: mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.

RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.


This. In many cases failure to disclose is a sure-fire way to lose a job, security clearance, etc. In the Army we had several people fail due to not disclosing some things that would have been fine if they had disclosed them. "So much for spending two years chilling out at DLI and a career as a 98G... looks like it's four years of 88M for you."
 
2018-02-13 11:28:27 PM  

abiigdog: mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.

RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.


From the linked article:

A source said the key reason Hyman was terminated was for lying about her prior work as a dominatrix on her sheriff's office application, although it's possible she would not have made it into the academy had she been honest about her past.

Sounds like she would've been out either way. And that's supported by this:
The sheriff's office characterized Hyman's activities, which took place roughly from 2010 through 2012, as conduct unbecoming a public employee.

The sheriff's office noted "the proliferation of video and audio records ... and or the promoting on social media ... has resulted in the Hudson County Sheriff's Office being the subject of inquiry and ridicule among law enforcement."


Also, she apparently disclosed it on her application as "acting", and considering she never got naked and never had sex, how is it any different than starring in 50 Shades of Sexual Repression?
 
2018-02-13 11:28:42 PM  

slackananda: omg bbq: gaspode: "she failed to disclose that she appeared in the films and sometimes saw clients privately for money."

So you know, maybe someone isn't quite headlining this accurately?

that's usually what a pro-dom does for money. It's not like they flog the shiat out of you over a bench in front of Ikea.
You pay them money, and most likely they take you back to their dungeon or studio and meet your humiliation needs.

Wow, I didn't realize how good I have it. I get my humiliation needs met for $4.17 a month and I don't have to go anywhere!


It's like highschool but without any decent looking women!
 
2018-02-13 11:29:31 PM  
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2018-02-13 11:43:12 PM  

killwhitey: Btw, the Sun new what the article needed:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3825468/​kristen-hyman-police-officer-dominatri​x-interview/


Thanks.

Tour of bondage company Fetters' showroom with dungeon equipment

Now I'm in for a few weeks of interesting suggestions for other videos I might enjoy.

/ No one made me click the video.
 
2018-02-13 11:53:54 PM  

ThatGuyOverThere: I'd have to see if she actually falsified any official documents to get herself fired...
but what's the big deal? If everything she did was legal, she can't be any worse than any of the other recruits. Odds are she'll actually understand command voice and be able to use less actual force than the rest of them.
unless the cops WANT somebody who will overreact...


Maybe it's a security concern? As in, they're afraid someone might blackmail her by threatening to release the video? I know that's one of the reasons it was stupid for the White House to accept Rob Porter. A cop is obviously at a much lower level of security, but I can still see how it'd be an issue.
 
2018-02-13 11:58:18 PM  

abhorrent1: Whatever turns you on, I suppose. I don't get the whole dominatrix thing. I find nothing sexy or fun about having my balls stomped.


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2018-02-13 11:58:43 PM  

abiigdog: mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.

RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.


Do you live in the United States? Fark that... have you ever even heard of the United States? Give me a freakin break.
 
2018-02-14 12:00:14 AM  

abiigdog: mrparks: We have some weird hang-ups in America-land. Sex bad, violence ok/good.

RTFA, she was released for not disclosing it, do you really want a police officer starting off their career lying on her application? And yes purposeful omission is lying.


Cops lie on the job. They lie in court. I am surprised they don't get a prize or a cake for getting discovered lying on their application.
 
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