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(DeadState)   Christian College justice: Kiss your same sex partner? That's an expelling. "Haze" your teammate as a group by tackling him, binding him with duct-tape, and sodomizing him while pretending to be a "Muslim goat farker?" That's an 8-page essay   ( deadstate.org) divider line
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2018-02-13 03:51:22 PM  
Christians will be Christians.
 
2018-02-13 04:00:09 PM  
Well yeah, but you see, it's... it's... it's football. You wouldn't understand.
 
2018-02-13 04:20:14 PM  
Fark'em, feed 'em this for a couple of years-
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2018-02-13 04:27:14 PM  
um
 
2018-02-13 04:35:32 PM  
Totally not gay.
 
2018-02-13 04:41:59 PM  
Please, pleeeeeeze let there be felony convictions.

Let there be a supernatural anointing of brains and spines at Wheaton. The reaction of the administration, faculty and students will tell it all.
 
2018-02-13 04:49:30 PM  
There is something dreadfully wrong with the grammar of tfa
 
2018-02-13 04:50:08 PM  
Ya know, some people pay good money to be treated like that. Or so I've heard. Yeah, that's it, I've heard about it. On teh intarwebs.
 
2018-02-13 04:53:05 PM  
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2018-02-13 05:02:45 PM  
Whar Wheaton tag, whar!
 
2018-02-13 05:37:49 PM  

blatz514: Whar Wheaton tag, whar!


Probably crying in a corner somewhere because someone hurt it's feelings.
 
2018-02-13 05:39:25 PM  
And lo, Jesus spake unto his disciples,
"Drink of this wine, for it is my blood.
Eat of this bread, for it is my penis.
Yeah. You like that. Mmmmmm.
Ohhh. Yeah. Now bite it!
Ungh! Jesus likes.
Eat that bread!!!!
Hnnnnnnng!
No homo."

Hypocrites  15:21
 
2018-02-13 05:40:25 PM  
If there's anyone gayer than guys in college, I don't know what that would be.

/nttawwt
//as long as it's consensual
 
2018-02-13 05:41:35 PM  
Sounds more like a case of "not guilty by reason of being a football player" than it does anything else.  If regular students did what these people did, no doubt they would be expelled.  That's the way it works everywhere.
 
2018-02-13 05:43:53 PM  
It's called "Two Hand Touch" for a REASON, subby.
 
2018-02-13 05:45:41 PM  
From the website:

DeadState brings fearless analysis of people, politics, current events, religion, and the overall human condition from an L.A. perspective.

What exactly is the "L.A. perspective"?
 
2018-02-13 05:48:22 PM  

blatz514: Whar Wheaton tag, whar!


Destroying the Ready Player One audio book with terrible narration?
 
2018-02-13 05:48:38 PM  
How religious of them.
 
2018-02-13 05:49:02 PM  
Is there a professional corn-hole league yet?
 
2018-02-13 05:49:15 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: It's called "Two Hand Touch" for a REASON, subby.


As long as you don't touch the balls, it's fine.
 
2018-02-13 05:49:29 PM  
This sounds familiar...

"Posted on September 19, 2017"

...oh, right.

Anyway this is probably the most relevant part:

Writing for The Friendly Atheist, Hemant Mehta pointed out that the school sat on the allegations for over a year and only meted out a punishment that involved 50 hours of community service and an 8-page essay explaining their actions.

The both this article and the linked post are not particularly clear as to when (or if) the school actually informed police about what happened. I kind of hope this incident bites them in the ass, and hard. My general understanding is that Wheaton university is administrated by complete dicks.

/ My sister went to Wheaton
// She is not a fan
 
2018-02-13 05:52:24 PM  
My late cousin Alice was a graduate of Wheaton College and she would be appalled. She would also likely gather up some fellow alumnae and go down there and raise holy hell with the administration. She was the last person one would want to piss off.

I hope these jocks get long sentences in the general prison population to learn the error of their ways.
 
2018-02-13 05:56:37 PM  
Wheaton tag hiding in the closet?
 
2018-02-13 05:58:23 PM  
What was the object?
 
2018-02-13 06:01:56 PM  
Perhaps these Christians don't remember their own history when Christianity was a minority belief and Christians were bullied right and left. Oh, who am I kidding? They remember. They just don't care.
 
2018-02-13 06:03:08 PM  

Salmon: What was the object?


My guess is the penis of a closeted Christian.
 
2018-02-13 06:03:42 PM  
I'm not sure it's Christians being Christians so much as college sports being college sports.
 
2018-02-13 06:05:35 PM  
Um where are the actual charges? These guys should be in prison for awhile. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200$.
 
2018-02-13 06:09:33 PM  
And not a peep from white community leaders. Not that I expected it, since their culture is centered around glorifying violence and rape.

/satire
 
2018-02-13 06:15:38 PM  
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2018-02-13 06:18:24 PM  

HoratioGates: I'm not sure it's Christians being Christians so much as college sports being college sports.


It's worse than Christians being Christians.
Wheaton is a "keeping up with the Jones' community". I am surprised there were ever charges
 
2018-02-13 06:18:37 PM  
This is the same college that fired a professor who called for people to respect and understand the muslim culture and religion.

But cuz that god isn't real they fired her.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/lo​c​al/breaking/ct-wheaton-college-profess​or-firing-reversal-20160206-story.html​
 
2018-02-13 06:18:47 PM  

what the cat dragged in: [img.fark.net image 842x600]


What do you mean, you people?
 
2018-02-13 06:19:24 PM  

UltimaCS: And not a peep from white community leaders. Not that I expected it, since their culture is centered around glorifying violence and rape.

/satire


White community leaders?

Like... the grand wizard of the klu klux klan?
 
2018-02-13 06:19:50 PM  
So that's rape right?  How is that not rape?  Or at least sexual assault.

Oh, right.  Christians.  Different rules apply for unexplained reasosn.
 
2018-02-13 06:19:55 PM  
Finally, a story that makes Sparty look good.
 
2018-02-13 06:21:32 PM  

abhorrent1: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: It's called "Two Hand Touch" for a REASON, subby.

As long as you don't touch the balls, it's fine.


I thought that was just an expression. But, I came across some films that changed my mind.

Such a strange idea. It's ok to stick your penis in a semen-filled rathole, but let the balls touch and BAM!
 
2018-02-13 06:24:06 PM  

chuggernaught: So that's rape right?  How is that not rape?  Or at least sexual assault.

Oh, right.  Christians.  Different rules apply for unexplained reasosn.


Christians AND football players.

They're basically teflon.
 
2018-02-13 06:26:09 PM  

danielem1: Christians will be Christians.


According to the article, Christians are wanna be "goat farkers"...so they've got that going for them.
 
2018-02-13 06:28:22 PM  

Salmon: What was the object?


Fark is not your personal erotica site
 
2018-02-13 06:35:22 PM  

mrparks: abhorrent1: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: It's called "Two Hand Touch" for a REASON, subby.

As long as you don't touch the balls, it's fine.

I thought that was just an expression. But, I came across some films that changed my mind.

Such a strange idea. It's ok to stick your penis in a semen-filled rathole, but let the balls touch and BAM!


your description is so good I can practically smell it.
 
2018-02-13 06:36:48 PM  

Avery614: Salmon: What was the object?

Fark is not your personal erotica site


Really?  I thought half the trolls here got off on being trolls.  I mean it's the only good explanation I can come up with half the stupid stuff that gets posted here.
 
2018-02-13 06:41:26 PM  

2farknfunny: Avery614: Salmon: What was the object?

Fark is not your personal erotica site

Really?  I thought half the trolls here got off on being trolls.  I mean it's the only good explanation I can come up with half the stupid stuff that gets posted here.


Welcome to Fark. How much did an 8 year old account cost you?
 
2018-02-13 06:43:11 PM  

Salmon: mrparks: abhorrent1: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: It's called "Two Hand Touch" for a REASON, subby.

As long as you don't touch the balls, it's fine.

I thought that was just an expression. But, I came across some films that changed my mind.

Such a strange idea. It's ok to stick your penis in a semen-filled rathole, but let the balls touch and BAM!

your description is so good I can practically smell it.


Screen name...
 
2018-02-13 07:00:47 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: blatz514: Whar Wheaton tag, whar!

Destroying the Ready Player One audio book with terrible narration?


Heretic!

Sure, he's not the best audiobook narrator in the business, but if you're trying to convey a breathlessly nerdtastic protagonist, he is numero frickin' uno.

He's much better in teledrama style productions where they have a female narrator for female characters, though.
 
2018-02-13 07:06:07 PM  
Man, football players are weird.
 
2018-02-13 07:19:43 PM  
I live close to Wheaton College, so getting a kick (even though story is 5 months old).  It's....a weird place.  Picturesque, a lot of very nice people, but with some very strange beliefs.  It's more Footloose than Footloose.  Complete ban on dancing on campus until 2012 or so, when they finally allowed a swing dance, and even that was extremely controversial.  I've read reports that 50% of the student body isn't vaccinated against measles.  Don't even talk about LGBT.  The student body is slowly entering the 21st century, but the administration is not.

It's kind of ironic.  The college was founded in the 1850's, and the leadership was originally quite progressive, for the time.  Strongly abolitionist, pro-temperance.  They just got as far as the 1870's and then kind of got stuck there.
 
2018-02-13 07:22:02 PM  

IgG4: There is something dreadfully wrong with the grammar of tfa


You've obviously never been raped and beaten with an 8-page essay.

And maybe the school is OK with this because it's not gay if it's not consensual.
 
2018-02-13 07:28:00 PM  
Don't go to christian colleges.  This isn't directed towards gays.  This is everybody.  Don't go to christian colleges.  Problem solved.
 
2018-02-13 07:30:27 PM  
you know more and more i am coming to believe that the only schools religions should be permitted to run are to train priests/rabbis/ imans and etc.
 
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