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2018-02-13 11:10:40 PM  
17 votes:
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Well, they DID make the flow chart, so they have that going for them...
2018-02-13 09:48:02 PM  
15 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:24:29 PM  
6 votes:
Becoming? Clearwater's been weird for years because of Scientology.
2018-02-13 10:11:45 PM  
6 votes:
Florida and Scientology. Which one is crazier?
2018-02-13 10:27:24 PM  
5 votes:

Buttknuckle: Florida and Scientology. Which one is crazier?


Yes
2018-02-13 06:03:28 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-02-13 11:45:54 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:49:14 PM  
4 votes:
Clearwater and its weird vibe with Scientology is probably only rivaled by Grand Rapids, MI and Amway.
2018-02-14 09:29:20 AM  
3 votes:

Mudd's woman: unsightly phlebitis: chewynathan: Tom Cruise is a great actor, topic!

Three stunning wives and he couldn't keep any of em and his third wife left him using the underground guerilla methods that battered wives and their children resort to.

Haven't they found him a new one yet? It's been a while, hasn't it?


PROJECT TOMCAT 2020
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2018-02-14 12:39:34 AM  
3 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Fear of McDill AFB across the bay getting nuked probably keeps them from taking over as much as they'd like. They need to stay mobile.


Fear of the Church of Scientology getting nuked probably has McDill wishing they were more mobile.
2018-02-13 11:59:03 PM  
3 votes:
You know, "Clearwater, Florida" is an anagram for
"A Redactor Firewall"
"A Wild Faecal Terror"
"Faecal Warlord Rite"
"Radical Feral Tower"
"Lower Facial Retard"
"Lowlier Fart Arcade"
"Racial Drew Floater"
(and many many more)
2018-02-13 10:29:24 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah. Blow it out your piehole, jake. We have been your customer for close to 20 years.. car, house, everything. We didnt go anywhere else because of your customer service.

And you drop us.
/bitter
2018-02-13 08:09:55 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-02-13 04:21:41 PM  
3 votes:
Why do you think Travolta's "The Punisher" was shot there?
2018-02-13 11:34:27 PM  
2 votes:

brantgoose: At least they are not dressed like Jake from Adventure Time.

Although it is easy enough to do:

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If I grow old enough, I fear the time will come when I will wear nothing else but onesies.
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2018-02-13 11:25:33 PM  
2 votes:
Hardly pleased.

Very

Very

Hardly.

And

Very

Very

Pleased.
2018-02-13 11:13:48 PM  
2 votes:

dewihafta: Welcome to the last 20 years.


Yep.  Downtown is there's.  All these other worlds are ours.
2018-02-13 11:09:29 PM  
2 votes:
Jack Parsons will have his revenge.
2018-02-13 10:25:44 PM  
2 votes:
Tom Cruise is a great actor, topic!
2018-02-13 10:09:42 PM  
2 votes:
Nice beach for a clam-bake!
2018-02-14 07:33:34 AM  
1 vote:

unsightly phlebitis: chewynathan: Tom Cruise is a great actor, topic!

Three stunning wives and he couldn't keep any of em and his third wife left him using the underground guerilla methods that battered wives and their children resort to.


But ya gotta keep up appearances!

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2018-02-14 05:58:03 AM  
1 vote:

chewynathan: Tom Cruise is a great actor, topic!


Three stunning wives and he couldn't keep any of em and his third wife left him using the underground guerilla methods that battered wives and their children resort to.
 He's no man, he's a gimp. He only knows how to act the part of a man. Worth almost 500,000,000 million bucks and when that cute little daughter of his throws her little arms around another man's neck, snuggles into him and calls him daddy ol'toms fortune will become worth exactly nothing. He's a fool and a gimp and that gorgeous ex wife of his is going to flourish and succeed anyway! That chick is worth some thirty million bucks on her own anyway so it's not like she's living on the street. Tom's mansions are tombs ,he can fill them with more gold and treasure than king Tut had in his but he'll still only be half. A man. Given a choice between his fortune or any of his three exes (especially the third) gimmie the wife, fark his money.
2018-02-14 01:03:05 AM  
1 vote:
Tax churches for property.
2018-02-14 12:44:40 AM  
1 vote:

camaroash: ISO15693: yuthinasia: [img.fark.net image 850x502]Well, they DID make the flow chart, so they have that going for them...

Mormons and Jaydubs are naturally annoying, eh?

I've never had a Mormon missionary block me from closing my door. JWs have!

Over 20 years back when I was still a teen, one got real hostile with my brother, entered the house uninvited, and ended up staring down the barrel of my Dad's pistol. One of the cops who showed up was a family friend and later informed me the guy was an actual JW missionary when I thought that was just a front. I really hope that's never been a common tactic for them, especially when dealing with children.

Oddly, when I had the guy laying on the floor, waiting for the cops to show up, my only immediate concern if I was forced to shoot the asshole was the fact my Mom had just gotten new carpet put in and I feared her more than I feared him.

I was never called to testify or anything so I don't know what happened to him. Plea bargain, probably.

/ I was scared to death. I'm not a bad shot, but I'm certain I would have emptied the whole damn magazine out of fear if he had moved.
// That memory still gives me the jibblies.


Holy shiat...
2018-02-14 12:35:14 AM  
1 vote:

ISO15693: You know, "Clearwater, Florida" is an anagram for
"A Redactor Firewall"
"A Wild Faecal Terror"
"Faecal Warlord Rite"
"Radical Feral Tower"
"Lower Facial Retard"
"Lowlier Fart Arcade"
"Racial Drew Floater"
(and many many more)


Vowels open up so many possibilities when it comes to anagrams.

Faecal Warlord Rite would make a good death metal band.
2018-02-14 12:26:08 AM  
1 vote:
Yay, Phillies spring training!
2018-02-13 11:44:38 PM  
1 vote:
I gotta admit that Clearwater beach is pretty nice.

/someone once peed on a rug inside a Subway restaurant, in Clearwater, while ordering sandwiches
//no idea who did that
2018-02-13 11:41:55 PM  
1 vote:

yuthinasia: [img.fark.net image 850x502]Well, they DID make the flow chart, so they have that going for them...


Mormons and Jaydubs are naturally annoying, eh?
 
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