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(The Epoch Times)   Woman screams for help as she struggles to escape deadly ball pit. None of the small children who are playing in the same pit lift a finger to help. Heartless jerks   ( theepochtimes.com) divider line
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2018-02-13 05:09:24 PM  
Bazinga!
 
2018-02-13 05:27:23 PM  
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2018-02-13 05:30:26 PM  
I was certain "ball pit" was some sort of euphemism.
 
2018-02-13 06:19:22 PM  
The best part was how she found two more kids than she went in with.
 
2018-02-13 07:09:15 PM  
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2018-02-13 07:17:45 PM  
acdc-big balls
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2018-02-13 07:19:50 PM  
I am sure this woman is stupid, and I want to be clear that it does not imply that other woman are likewise stupid because of her stupidity.
 
2018-02-13 07:20:31 PM  
She was really way out in the deep balls.
 
2018-02-13 07:21:36 PM  
I'd get claustrophobic in that too, the ball pits I've seen around here are filled up about my waist.

And think of all those poop and pee covered balls sticking to your face and the taste and smell.
 
2018-02-13 07:22:07 PM  
Scary

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2018-02-13 07:23:21 PM  

Salmon: And think of all those poop and pee covered balls sticking to your face and the taste and smell.


That is the reality for many women today.
 
2018-02-13 07:24:35 PM  
#BALLPITLIVESMATTER
 
2018-02-13 07:27:58 PM  
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2018-02-13 07:28:35 PM  
Alright I am so torn because that is so pitiful yet so hilarious.
 
2018-02-13 07:36:31 PM  
did she drown in the pee?
 
2018-02-13 07:37:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I am sure this woman is stupid, and I want to be clear that it does not imply that other woman are likewise stupid because of her stupidity.


Everyone is stupid in their own way.
 
2018-02-13 07:39:56 PM  
Perhaps it was because everyone else was aware that you cannot drown in a ball pit.
 
2018-02-13 07:46:16 PM  
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2018-02-13 07:48:02 PM  
Jackass - Anaconda Ball Pit
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PNSFW...
 
2018-02-13 07:49:43 PM  
You have to have some serious balls to think about putting in a ball pit.
 
2018-02-13 07:52:41 PM  
Finding it very hard to muster much sympathy. If the ball pit is too much for handle, how does she deal with these deathtraps?

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2018-02-13 08:01:14 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:04:37 PM  

uber humper: did she drown in the pee?


The net allows the pee to dry from both top and bottom! .
 
2018-02-13 08:06:39 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:15:45 PM  
It sounds like the ball pit is in a suspended net. Does that mean it rains feces and urine below?
 
2018-02-13 08:25:36 PM  
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2018-02-13 08:26:36 PM  
To be fair, a four foot deep ball pit with a net for a base is a really farking weird design.
 
2018-02-13 08:36:57 PM  
Why would you be unhappy after getting an extra hour in the ballpit?
 
2018-02-13 08:39:39 PM  
'How'd she die'?

'She choked on balls'
 
2018-02-13 08:43:01 PM  
Sounds like the kind of person that screams and panics when the lights go out.
 
2018-02-13 09:06:06 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Salmon: And think of all those poop and pee covered balls sticking to your face and the taste and smell.

That is the reality for many women today.


And, of course, gay guys. NTTAWWT.
 
2018-02-13 09:09:56 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Perhaps it was because everyone else was aware that you cannot drown in a ball pit.


But could you be crushed? How deep would a ball pit have to be to crush you?

How would you get out of a 30 foot deep 30 foot diameter ball pit filled with one foot diameter balls?

How would you deal with the snakes and the spiders?
 
2018-02-13 09:11:36 PM  

TrimBandit: It sounds like the ball pit is in a suspended net. Does that mean it rains feces and urine below?


And vomit. Don't forget the vomit.
 
2018-02-13 09:13:46 PM  

Diogenes: I was certain "ball pit" was some sort of euphemism.


I assumed it was a killer dog.
 
2018-02-13 09:16:54 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:19:03 PM  

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2018-02-13 09:27:19 PM  
I had to clean one of those things. Ball pits are magnets of filth and disease.
 
2018-02-13 09:47:44 PM  
sounds like she got her ass caught in a

[puts on shades]

Singapore Sling.

Yeeeaaaaahh!
 
2018-02-13 10:07:01 PM  
Vivien said she is about 5-feet 8-inches tall and the balls were up to her armpits when she stood.
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2018-02-13 10:16:28 PM  

Russ1642: Sounds like the kind of person that screams and panics when the lights go out.


That's why I duct tape a rag in their mouth.
 
2018-02-13 11:06:18 PM  
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Back in the day, there were some people who paid $17000 for an extra hour in the ball pit in the hopes that the hotel wouldn't kick 'em all out.
 
2018-02-13 11:15:34 PM  
I like how her husband just flat out says she's a useless incompetent and he had to teach her how to play in a ball pit.


"I think many people are over-reacting. I got quite used to it after about 10 mins in it," he said. "It really is quite safe, although a little out of the norm experience. Brought my kid back the 2nd time today and he really love the ball pit too."

He said he taught his wife how to get out of the pit, specifically "to roll such that she is tummy facing down, and dig her toes till she is standing in the net. Then from there slowly walk out."
 
2018-02-14 12:39:28 AM  
For Christmas one year I got my nephew a duffle bag size bag of those ball pit balls. Like 300 of the things. His mom asks me "uh, do these go in something?" I say "yeah....your house!"
 
2018-02-14 12:43:27 AM  

Harlee: AverageAmericanGuy: Salmon: And think of all those poop and pee covered balls sticking to your face and the taste and smell.

That is the reality for many women today.

And, of course, gay guys. NTTAWWT.


If your ass smells like ass, gays will leave the room to avoid you.

/I would.
 
2018-02-14 12:44:52 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Russ1642: Sounds like the kind of person that screams and panics when the lights go out.

That's why I duct tape a rag in their mouth.


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2018-02-14 04:33:52 AM  

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PNSFW...


I had forgotten how dumb those guys were... on the other hand... this lady just might be dumber.
 
2018-02-14 05:58:11 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Salmon: And think of all those poop and pee covered balls sticking to your face and the taste and smell.

That is the reality for many women today.


And they sure as Christ aren't going to let us forget it, especially as every vagina everywhere is a fresh fruity-scented safe harbor for fairies and rainbows and unicorns and magickal lucky charms...

/only men are icky
//male
///bows to my perpetually april-fresh overlords
 
2018-02-14 01:07:09 PM  
Oh, that poor woman. Maybe some ice cream would calm her down?

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