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(Yahoo)   One of the stars of the 2018 Winter Olympics is a Russian curler who won the bronze. Surely her stunning beauty has nothing to do with her popularity   ( yahoo.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Russian darling Anastasia, Winter Olympic Games, 2014 Winter Olympics, 25-year-old athlete, Academy Award for Best Actress, Adriana Lima, Angelina Jolie, Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress  
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2018-02-13 03:23:57 PM  
Russian women.  They start out super hot then, before you know it, they turn into this..

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2018-02-13 03:25:53 PM  
I'll be in двухъярусная кровать.
 
2018-02-13 03:32:49 PM  

ManThatHurts: Russian women.  They start out super hot then, before you know it, they turn into this..

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You live to be 114, we all turn into that.
 
2018-02-13 03:49:19 PM  

dletter: ManThatHurts: Russian women.  They start out super hot then, before you know it, they turn into this..
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You live to be 114, we all turn into that.


As long as you not get axe in head

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2018-02-13 03:55:52 PM  
Mixed doubles is stupid. The real shiat starts today.
 
2018-02-13 03:56:03 PM  
Curler? More like unfurler, amiright???
 
2018-02-13 03:57:40 PM  
She even falls nice.
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2018-02-13 04:00:15 PM  
But they don't respect you for your curling ability, they just think you're a worthless slab of meat, designed to be gawked at.

Dear Ana, come with me to my private island off the coast of Michigan.  Michigan is a place in my home country, very beautiful, the water is very clean there.  When the apocalypse begins, I will throw the first stone, and you will vigorously scrub it in the right direction, as it knocks the zombies off their feet.

If you are posting on Fark, please respond within six to eight business days.  We cannot wait long.  The Deep State is coming for both us.  We must fight it together, or we will die.
 
2018-02-13 04:01:54 PM  
I wonder if she's willing to talk to me about adoptions
 
2018-02-13 04:04:53 PM  
Her stunning beauty is worth exactly 4 sentences on Yahoo. I guess that's "popularity".
 
2018-02-13 04:24:03 PM  
Unfortunately any hotness that she may have is immediately negated by the fact that she's apparently a Leafs fan...blech.

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2018-02-13 04:26:45 PM  

Cndn Bacon: Unfortunately any hotness that she may have is immediately negated by the fact that she's apparently a Leafs fan...blech.

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Tessa Virtue likes the Leafs too :\
 
2018-02-13 04:33:09 PM  

snowybunting: Her stunning beauty is worth exactly 4 sentences on Yahoo. I guess that's "popularity".


Yep, just a few sentences from Yahoo. Or The Sun. Or Fox News. Or the New York Post. Or Business Insider. Or any of the other websites or on social media.

Yep, no popularity at all.
 
2018-02-13 04:33:40 PM  

max_pooper: Mixed doubles is stupid. The real shiat starts today.


You mean with between-ends booze and corn brooms and ashtrays mid-way down the ice?

/all of those are/were real things
//especially the booze
///smalltown curling is pretty fun
 
2018-02-13 04:36:06 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Cndn Bacon: Unfortunately any hotness that she may have is immediately negated by the fact that she's apparently a Leafs fan...blech.

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Tessa Virtue likes the Leafs too :\


Nobody's perfect.  But I'm pretty sure Kaitlin Lawes is a Jets fan, so I might be wrong.
 
2018-02-13 04:37:31 PM  

Cndn Bacon: Unfortunately any hotness that she may have is immediately negated by the fact that she's apparently a Leafs fan...blech.

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2018-02-13 04:37:38 PM  

ManThatHurts: Russian women.  They start out super hot then, before you know it, they turn into this..

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The men, on the other hand...

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2018-02-13 04:40:28 PM  

MysticSavage: ElwoodCuse: Cndn Bacon: Unfortunately any hotness that she may have is immediately negated by the fact that she's apparently a Leafs fan...blech.

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Tessa Virtue likes the Leafs too :\

Nobody's perfect.  But I'm pretty sure Kaitlin Lawes is a Jets fan, so I might be wrong.


Catriona Lamay Doan is a Flames fan IIRC.
 
2018-02-13 04:55:06 PM  

Cndn Bacon: Unfortunately any hotness that she may have is immediately negated by the fact that she's apparently a Leafs fan...blech.

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Dammit...I came in here just to say that.

/and that I'd cup and huff her farts
 
2018-02-13 04:58:11 PM  
I'd sweep it.  Haaarddd. till she told me to hold, back off, off woah!!!!  offffffffffff!
 
2018-02-13 05:18:13 PM  

jicon: I'd sweep it.  Haaarddd. till she told me to hold, back off, off woah!!!!  offffffffffff!


I'd run my hammer along her hogline until she told me to hurry.

/"her hogline"? I'm just a hack.
 
2018-02-13 05:25:01 PM  
Who?

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^^^ That's more like it.
 
2018-02-13 05:44:54 PM  
For every hot woman there's a man that's sick of her shiat.

For that woman, it looked like that man was her teammate.  Every time the camera showed his face he looked either like he was going to be executed if they failed to medal, or he wanted to stab his eardrums to avoid hearing her yell SVEEEEEP after one of her bad shots.
 
2018-02-13 05:45:26 PM  
Meh. 3 of Team Canada are cuter.
 
2018-02-13 05:47:11 PM  

Henry Holland: Who?

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^^^ That's more like it.


damn. perhaps I should have paid more attention to curling...
 
2018-02-13 05:47:23 PM  

ManThatHurts: Russian women.  They start out super hot then, before you know it, they turn into this..

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The blow-out factor for Eastern European women starts at around late 20's.  They just do not last. Not sure if it's environmental factors, genetics, crushing depression and alcoholism, or what - but it's noticeable.
 
2018-02-13 05:54:09 PM  
I'd let her... umm... sweep my ice?  Slide my stone?

Dang... curling-based perv comments are difficult.
 
2018-02-13 06:29:01 PM  
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When I first looked at it, I thought his hand was down her pants.
 
2018-02-13 07:01:27 PM  
She still has ovaries?
Yes I went there.
 
2018-02-13 07:14:35 PM  
She's cute but a little bit of a fivehead going on there.
 
2018-02-13 10:59:11 PM  
I would watch her squat in the hack
 
2018-02-13 11:00:22 PM  

treesloth: I'd let her... umm... sweep my ice?  Slide my stone?

Dang... curling-based perv comments are difficult.


I would hit that hard while she was squatting in the hack and leave one on the button
 
2018-02-14 07:09:26 AM  

Guelph35: For every hot woman there's a man that's sick of her shiat.

For that woman, it looked like that man was her teammate.  Every time the camera showed his face he looked either like he was going to be executed if they failed to medal, or he wanted to stab his eardrums to avoid hearing her yell SVEEEEEP after one of her bad shots.


I think his also her husband....So, yeah.

/But she is still really beautiful.
 
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