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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Pastor says nothing weird was going on with the bound, naked man in his car   ( pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2018-02-13 03:47:19 PM  
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2018-02-13 03:49:12 PM  
Nothing is weird if you're brave enough
 
2018-02-13 04:01:51 PM  
Pastors be counselin'.
 
2018-02-13 05:27:12 PM  
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2018-02-13 06:40:04 PM  
It's always "a gay lover," not "your gay lover."
 
2018-02-13 06:40:36 PM  
What's wrong with these people that they can't just lie and say "I'm just their Uber driver."?
 
2018-02-13 06:40:49 PM  
 He was just going to suck that demon out of that young man's penis.
 
2018-02-13 06:40:55 PM  
I'll pray for him.
 
2018-02-13 06:41:58 PM  
"I did nothing wrong."
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2018-02-13 06:43:01 PM  
Jesus himself said, "Don't judge"
 
2018-02-13 06:43:24 PM  
"I was counseling a young man with a drug problem," Gregory said. "It did turn strange, but it wasn't my doing, OK? And I was adamant that I'm not participating in that way. And so that's when the police pulled up, and they assume things, but I'm standing by my story. It's not true."

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2018-02-13 06:44:07 PM  
Oh yeah, that guy's committed ALL manner of lewd behaviour.
 
2018-02-13 06:51:22 PM  
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2018-02-13 06:52:55 PM  
If he'd said he'd swear on a Bible that he did nothing, you could doubt him.  But he said he'd swear on a WHOLE STACK!  So yeah, it's pretty much ironclad here.  He's good.  Whole stack!
 
2018-02-13 06:53:13 PM  
"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.

Yeah I deny that you did nothing, too, Pastor Freud.

/NTTAWWT
 
2018-02-13 06:56:23 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I'll pray for him.


Pray his gay away, toots.
 
2018-02-13 06:59:17 PM  
"the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?
 
2018-02-13 07:03:20 PM  
on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness

Produce this witness in court.
 
2018-02-13 07:05:19 PM  
Officer, its only weird if you make it weird.
~eyebrow waggle~
 
2018-02-13 07:06:51 PM  
Woohoo!  A (Not Very) rare "Hypocritical, closeted, gay "Christians"" trifecta in play.
 
2018-02-13 07:07:29 PM  

Bartle J.: "I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.

Yeah I deny that you did nothing, too, Pastor Freud.

/NTTAWWT


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes it it a tied up young guy's penis.
 
2018-02-13 07:07:36 PM  
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2018-02-13 07:08:50 PM  

macadamnut: on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness

Produce this witness in court.


As God is my witness, I thought bound guys could drive.
 
2018-02-13 07:09:47 PM  
So do the police in Homestead wear bodycams?
 
2018-02-13 07:11:12 PM  

Nimbull: "the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?


How do you feed thousands of people with but a few loaves and fishes? The lord works in mysterious ways.
 
2018-02-13 07:12:15 PM  
with God as my witness I thought naked men bound with nylon could fly.
 
2018-02-13 07:13:00 PM  

Nimbull: "the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?


The Lord works in mysterious ways.
 
2018-02-13 07:13:26 PM  

Bartle J.: The lord works in mysterious ways.


His bondage to perform.
 
2018-02-13 07:13:28 PM  

Bartle J.: Nimbull: "the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?

How do you feed thousands of people with but a few loaves and fishes? The lord works in mysterious ways.


Dammit...well done. Yours was better.
 
2018-02-13 07:14:50 PM  

Nimbull: "the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?


"Look, I'll stop using drugs if you just tie me up here. You know, like the many times you've done while..."

working with the man for a few years, and he and his wife have tried to get him help.

I swear my niece has made scissor dolls that were tougher to see through than this pastor's story.
 
2018-02-13 07:19:40 PM  
Okay then.
 
2018-02-13 07:23:58 PM  
The important thing that we need to learn here is what The Bible says about bound, naked men in pastor's cars.

I read the book once already. Somebody else find the relevant passage(s).
 
2018-02-13 07:27:26 PM  

SurfaceTension: Nimbull: "the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?

"Look, I'll stop using drugs if you just tie me up here. You know, like the many times you've done while..."

working with the man for a few years, and he and his wife have tried to get him help.

I swear my niece has made scissor dolls that were tougher to see through than this pastor's story.


Not the first time the wife has had to deal with the police for him.

You are Gay!-Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
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2018-02-13 07:29:08 PM  
Nimbull:

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?

He was a reverse Houdini?
 
2018-02-13 07:31:00 PM  
Uncle Fester got religion ??

Then tying up naked, might be plausible...
 
2018-02-13 07:34:56 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: Nimbull:

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?

He was a reverse Houdini?


"Reverse Houdini" is an obscure Kama Sutra position.
 
2018-02-13 07:39:32 PM  
And he was just trying to help that sheep over the fence
 
2018-02-13 07:40:35 PM  

casual disregard: The important thing that we need to learn here is what The Bible says about bound, naked men in pastor's cars.

I read the book once already. Somebody else find the relevant passage(s).


Exodus 20

"I am the LORD thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage, and thence into the chariot of bondage with thy freaky pastor"
 
2018-02-13 07:40:59 PM  
FTA:  "I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.

Under the circumstances, very few of us would have done nothing, so the testimony of the accused is somewhat credible. Somewhat.
 
2018-02-13 07:43:14 PM  
Indecent exposure is very subjective.
 
2018-02-13 07:44:06 PM  
You are all too cruel. The pastor was trying to help a man with a drug problem. Getting tied up in the drivers seat while you pray in the back seat is THERAPY!
Double Corinthians...read it and learn, atheistic-commie-Liberians.
 
2018-02-13 07:46:02 PM  
Wally, not in front of the children, please.
 
2018-02-13 07:51:24 PM  

Schmerd1948: You are all too cruel. The pastor was trying to help a man with a drug problem. Getting tied up in the drivers seat while you pray in the back seat is THERAPY!
Double Corinthians...read it and learn, atheistic-commie-Liberians.


Is that in the Kink James Bible?
 
2018-02-13 07:51:46 PM  
The world is divided into two types.

Democrats and liberals are gay, straight or bisexual, or increasingly frequently nowadays, asexual or trans.

Republicans, on the other hand, are men who have sex with men and there's nothing remotely Democratic about them.

Transvestites on the gripping hand, are 75% heterosexual, so we should all point at the Reblicans and laugh at their girly shenanigans.

Personally, if I had to dress like a woman, my model would not be a sexy nurse or a slutty cop. I would dress like Lady Bracknell from The Importance of Being Earnest. But that's just my literary side coming out.

If you play Lady Bracknell on the stage, it is a misfortune, but if you play Lady Bracknell off stage, you are a transvestite. Although women have the nicest clothes, I couldn't be arsed to wear them, let alone do all the makeup, hair and other shiat women subject themselves to for the approval of other women.

House slippers with holes in the toe, that is more my style.
 
2018-02-13 07:53:05 PM  
Good King James used to walk the land
With the balls of Buckingham in his hand.


So I am told. It is not exactly hagiography, but it may be considered history or biography.
 
2018-02-13 07:55:00 PM  
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2018-02-13 07:56:03 PM  
George Villiers, 1st Duke of Buckingham, in case you are curious:

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Not too much make-up. Men in those days knew how to use some restreint with the powder, the rouge and the lipstick.
 
2018-02-13 07:57:31 PM  

brantgoose: George Villiers, 1st Duke of Buckingham, in case you are curious:

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Not too much make-up. Men in those days knew how to use some restreint with the powder, the rouge and the lipstick.


If you think the Duke is kinky, you should see his boots.
 
2018-02-13 07:58:12 PM  
FYI:
That's his wife behind him.
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2018-02-13 08:03:20 PM  

Nimbull: "the other man was completely naked and bound with nylon rope in the front seat."

Ok.

'"I won't deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me, but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing," Gregory said.'

Oh?

'The man who reported the suspicious vehicle told police that at one point, he saw the second man get out of the vehicle without any clothes on'

If the pastor did nothing wrong, how did the naked man tie himself up?


Show me exactly where the bible says it's wrong for a pastor to tie a naked man up with nylon rope in the front seat of a car while parked on a well lit street in view of several homes.

I thought so
 
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