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2018-02-13 01:49:56 PM  
It's exactly what I thought, but the businesses don't call them that. Because they understand terms and anatomy.
 
2018-02-13 01:53:27 PM  
This is relevant to my interests.
 
2018-02-13 02:03:54 PM  

lindalouwho: It's exactly what I thought, but the businesses don't call them that. Because they understand terms and anatomy.


as usual you crack me up.
 
2018-02-13 02:11:08 PM  

fly_gal: lindalouwho: It's exactly what I thought, but the businesses don't call them that. Because they understand terms and anatomy.

as usual you crack me up.


"crack"
I see what you did there, ya bum.
 
2018-02-13 02:11:53 PM  
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/it's been covered
 
2018-02-13 03:08:44 PM  
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2018-02-13 03:10:58 PM  
Or you could just shower. Also wipe better and consider a bidet. Actual exercise might not hurt, either...
 
2018-02-13 03:17:17 PM  
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2018-02-13 03:41:58 PM  
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2018-02-13 03:52:20 PM  
Butt Facials?
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2018-02-13 03:54:24 PM  
Wait. Women will pay me $170 to touch their butt?


/off to google to search for franchise opportunities
 
2018-02-13 03:54:48 PM  
Butt her facials...
 
2018-02-13 03:55:02 PM  

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/it's been covered


THE FLYING BUTT PLIERS!
 
2018-02-13 03:55:37 PM  
Why not?

People are putting coffee up their ass, this seems to follow in kind.
 
2018-02-13 03:56:27 PM  
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2018-02-13 03:57:49 PM  
At last, an article where the words, "flushing out toxins" could actually be accurate.
 
2018-02-13 03:58:14 PM  
It's exactly what I thought.
 
2018-02-13 03:59:33 PM  
Goddamn it, Subby, you miserable tease >.>
 
2018-02-13 03:59:44 PM  
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2018-02-13 04:00:05 PM  
There's a discount if you get your clam steamed in the same visit.
 
2018-02-13 04:02:40 PM  
You know I wouldn't mind this. While I don't care if my butt is tighter, I do get some pimples and ingrown hairs back there with very little ways to deal with it. Exfoliating and general scrubbing keeps it under control, but isn't 100%. Having a good butt treatment could be the same as teeth cleaning, maybe once a tear just to get what the regular maintains misses.
 
2018-02-13 04:03:44 PM  
Needlessly large pic from article had me laughing...twas a bit of a rollercoaster to scroll through given the content.

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2018-02-13 04:06:24 PM  
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/incoming...
 
2018-02-13 04:07:02 PM  
YOKOZUNA!!!
 
2018-02-13 04:08:24 PM  

guestguy: Needlessly large pic from article had me laughing...twas a bit of a rollercoaster to scroll through given the content.

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Is she gonna walnut her own butt?!
 
2018-02-13 04:11:12 PM  

BonerMcGivens: guestguy: Needlessly large pic from article had me laughing...twas a bit of a rollercoaster to scroll through given the content.

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Is she gonna walnut her own butt?!


It appears that way...Godspeed, madam.
 
2018-02-13 04:12:04 PM  
Cracker please!
 
2018-02-13 04:13:28 PM  
This thread has lots of weird potential.

/let's see what happens.
 
2018-02-13 04:16:25 PM  
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2018-02-13 04:18:28 PM  
Butt facial.  Is that like a regular facial but....you know what, never mind.
 
2018-02-13 04:18:57 PM  
Booty Juice
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2018-02-13 04:19:16 PM  
That's exactly what I thought.  Unlike when people started sending Trump pictures of their shiatholes.
 
2018-02-13 04:21:35 PM  
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2018-02-13 04:22:32 PM  
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2018-02-13 04:25:48 PM  

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Today we'll be using a Bacon Chipotle rub on Suzy's ass.  This will help bring out the natural flavor of Suzy's ass and also help exfoliate.

Now let's set the oven to 180° and then go check on our appetizers....
 
2018-02-13 04:28:15 PM  

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2018-02-13 04:31:41 PM  

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I always thought that was Dr. Demento.
 
2018-02-13 04:33:06 PM  
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/oblig
 
2018-02-13 04:34:22 PM  

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/oblig


You have to pay extra for a dirty Sanchez at the butt spa...
 
2018-02-13 04:35:28 PM  
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"Butt facial!  Butt facial!"
 
2018-02-13 04:36:55 PM  

abhorrent1: Wait. Women will pay me $170 to touch their butt?


/off to google to search for franchise opportunities


The women paying for the service, don't have butts that look anything like the model's, or ever will without extensive surgery.  This will only work as well as throwing paint on an old MI car to fix the rusty holes.

/oblig
//What would you do without me?
 
2018-02-13 04:37:25 PM  

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Came to say "It's always Butt Stuff, isn't it?!?!"
 
2018-02-13 04:40:25 PM  

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/oblig

You have to pay extra for a dirty Sanchez at the butt spa...


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2018-02-13 04:41:53 PM  
Funny timing on this.  Wife and I were watching Olympics last night - some story on Koreans and facials aired - wife said "I would love to get a facial every week for porcilin skin" I said "how about we alternate face and arse every other week".  Cause I do love a smooth arse.
 
2018-02-13 04:50:25 PM  
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2018-02-13 04:50:38 PM  
Can't get I HeartRadio to load at work, but if butt facials are just makeovers for the skin on your ass, then it's exactly what I thought. I would assume, some creams and cleansers, make it smell better and get rid of things like pimples? Maybe a little bit of waxing?
 
2018-02-13 04:56:13 PM  
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2018-02-13 05:03:23 PM  
$170?!?  Just set your money on fire and save yourself some time.

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2018-02-13 05:04:06 PM  
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2018-02-13 05:12:40 PM  
Here is what I think.

You stick your head in a big butt of beer and leave it there as long as you can. Makes your hair shiny and your skin healthy and clean, if a bit sticky until you shower it off.

This is called a butt facial. If you can't afford a butt, you can use a basin of beer, a barrel or keg instead.
 
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