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(LA Daily News)   Homeless guy broke in to watch porn on the computer, but it's all good because he brought his own porn with him   ( dailynews.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Crime, O'Connor, Detective Michael O'Connor, Capt. Lillian Carranza, Los Angeles Police, Burglary, screwball watching porn, grand theft auto  
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2018-02-13 03:13:02 PM  
Hobo With a Flashdrive?
 
2018-02-13 04:34:08 PM  
We still have to burn junior's socks.
And sister's underwear.
And the good kitchen tea towels.
 
2018-02-13 06:37:41 PM  
The man was struggling the entire time he was detained before police arrived and arrested him, O'Connor added.

Well yea, y'all didn't let him finish!
 
2018-02-13 07:42:53 PM  
Did he fix the cable?
 
2018-02-13 08:32:54 PM  

GRCooper: Did he fix the cable?


No but he sure got busy cleaning the pipes
 
2018-02-13 08:35:06 PM  
When you gotta fap, you gotta fap
 
2018-02-13 08:49:51 PM  
It was probably full of viruses.  And the disc was too.
 
2018-02-13 09:01:13 PM  
So what was it? We want to mock him for his gross fetish or mundane vanilla mediocrity, or be impressed w/ his indie, artistic cred.
 
2018-02-13 09:03:50 PM  

Trocadero: So what was it? We want to mock him for his gross fetish or mundane vanilla mediocrity, or be impressed w/ his indie, artistic cred.


As someone with nearly 2TB of porn, I'm in no position to mock, so I'm going to go with the 2cd one.
 
2018-02-13 09:13:55 PM  
Library closed?
 
2018-02-13 09:22:09 PM  
"She noticed he was watching pornography on the computer," O'Connor said. "And that got her upset because she didn't know what she was dealing with ... was he a sexual predator, or was he a burglar? So..... watching porn is what made her mad.... forget the break in....priorities.
 
2018-02-13 09:24:33 PM  
They could have invited him for a threeway.
 
2018-02-13 09:46:20 PM  
He was probably googling himself.
 
OOF
2018-02-13 09:58:46 PM  
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2018-02-13 10:49:21 PM  

vudukungfu: We still have to burn junior's socks.
And sister's underwear.
And the good kitchen tea towels.


And the curtains
And the throw pillows
And the cat......
 
2018-02-13 11:15:15 PM  
Poor bastard.  He should be masturbating with a mobile phone in the bathroom like the rest of us do.
 
2018-02-14 12:07:43 AM  
The man was struggling the entire time he was detained before police arrived and arrested him, O'Connor added.

Of course he was. He was trying to get off...uh I mean get them off...he was seeking release...damn, it's hard to come up with a way of saying it that doesn't sound perverted.
 
2018-02-14 01:42:15 AM  
He could have just gone over to Sepulveda and Sherman Way and gotten himself a hooker and a cheap hotel for the night. Used to live across the street from the seedy motels in Van Nuys, would get propositioned constantly just walking my dog at night.
 
2018-02-14 07:14:21 AM  
Option a) masturbate in a quiet area of the park, bothering no one
Outcome: get arrested for public indecency, get put on the sex offender registry, and have to report in for the rest of your life

Option b) break in to a closed business and masturbate
Outcome: get arrested for burglary or b&e

Honestly, option b sounds less harsh.  It also has the bonus of allowing you to watch your favorite porn DVD and of not being as cold as the park.

/ Maybe what we need is some public masturbation huts where the homeless can legally jack it
// as long as I don't have to clean them
 
2018-02-14 08:57:23 AM  
The man, who was unarmed, was watching pornography

Must be frustrating to watch porn with no arms.
 
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