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(Naples Daily News)   Tell me if you've heard this before: A minister, a broadway actor, and a county judge walk into a hotel room. Prostitution sting team asks them what they want. They say the usual   ( naplesnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Arrest, Lee County, Florida, Lee County judge, Collier County Court, office reassign Rosman, 20th Judicial Circuit, North Fort Myers, Criminal law  
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2018-02-13 02:56:01 PM  
The minister offered her "seed money".

The Broadway actor wanted her to stand up and applaud after he shagged her.

The last guy just told her to shout "Here cum da Judge!"
 
2018-02-13 03:33:49 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:18:20 PM  
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Getting to know you
Getting to know all about you
Getting to like you
Getting to hope you like me
 
2018-02-13 09:21:14 PM  
And the county juuuuudge
who held a gruuuuuuudge...
 
2018-02-13 09:26:24 PM  
....so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit!
 
2018-02-13 09:31:12 PM  
Does the pope shiat in the woods?
 
2018-02-13 09:32:22 PM  
"...If you've just arrived in the United States, please remember to adjust your watches.  The time now is approaching 1764.  Remember to tip your Witchunter."
 
2018-02-13 09:34:42 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:38:57 PM  
Is it slut shaming if you've got a dick?
 
2018-02-13 09:41:36 PM  
They thought the women were selling Amway products?
 
2018-02-13 09:41:58 PM  
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The judges hair was perfect. Aaaa000ooo
 
2018-02-13 09:42:59 PM  
For some reason, I keep imagining the judge yelling "Do You Know Who I Am?!!"

/in an unrelated incident, guy arguing with another guy shouts out "Do you know who my father is?!!"
//amazing comeback: "How the hell should I know?? Go ask your mom."
///true story
 
2018-02-13 09:46:57 PM  

Resident Muslim: For some reason, I keep imagining the judge yelling "Do You Know Who I Am?!!"

/in an unrelated incident, guy arguing with another guy shouts out "Do you know who my father is?!!"
//amazing comeback: "How the hell should I know?? Go ask your mom."
///true story


Taht was a good one   they couldn't  take HIS pic tho I would be shame on him
 
2018-02-13 09:49:00 PM  
Oh and I would DO his wife in a sting
If you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2018-02-13 09:49:50 PM  
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Does this look like the face of a man who has to pay for sex?
 
2018-02-13 09:51:33 PM  

NephilimNexus: [img.fark.net image 425x567]

Does this look like the face of a man who has to pay for sex?


If you give me that gold I might even!
 
2018-02-13 09:52:23 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:56:37 PM  

apathy2673: [img.fark.net image 640x360]
The judges hair was perfect. Aaaa000ooo


His honor got that toupee on straight today
 
2018-02-13 10:16:15 PM  
More like "The Sting and I"
 
2018-02-13 10:44:42 PM  
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2018-02-13 10:45:14 PM  
But was it the county judge who held a grudge?
 
2018-02-13 10:47:47 PM  

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My God does that forgettable Illinois Gov have an Alfred E Newman what me worry look on his face.
 
2018-02-13 10:49:36 PM  
Whenever I feel afraid
I hold my dick erect
And whistle a happy tune
And no one will suspect
That she's a cop....
 
2018-02-13 11:02:33 PM  
Either legalize it or hurry up with the sexy robots.
 
2018-02-13 11:05:32 PM  
I learned that Broadway actors are better negotiators than traveling ministers.
$50 better.
 
2018-02-13 11:18:16 PM  

Kevin72: thorpe: [img.fark.net image 640x854][img.fark.net image 850x850]

My God does that forgettable Illinois Gov have an Alfred E Newman what me worry look on his face.


Every time I see his picture I think "I wonder what his wife is doing now".
 
2018-02-14 02:00:23 AM  

SBinRR: I learned that Broadway actors are better negotiators than traveling ministers.
$50 better.


It's always easier to part with other people's money.
 
2018-02-14 03:46:54 AM  
Was the cop male or female? From the involvement of an actor and a Christian pastor, I presume male.
 
2018-02-14 07:20:27 AM  

apathy2673: [img.fark.net image 640x360]
The judges hair was perfect. Aaaa000ooo


Hey, Moe!
 
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