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(NBC New York)   Figure skaters nix move that resembles oral sex, win gold. Doesn't it usually work the other way around?   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Scott Moir, Winter Olympic Games, skaters Tessa Virtue, World Figure Skating Championships, Figure skating, Moulin Rouge-inspire routine, United States, free skate event  
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2018-02-13 03:47:01 PM  
So uh... anyone have clips of their "before" act?
 
2018-02-13 04:53:34 PM  
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2018-02-13 04:54:00 PM  
Was I the only one who saw the Canadian woman dressed in blue that had the see through tights on.
Oh Canada!
 
2018-02-13 04:56:41 PM  
You had me at "oral sex", subby...

/well played
 
2018-02-13 04:57:00 PM  

NateAsbestos: So uh... anyone have clips of their "before" act?


Virtue and Moir tweak provocative lift at Olympics to be more family-friendly
Youtube 29WFYcqO0TM
 
2018-02-13 05:03:19 PM  
Are they still leaving in the butterfly, the bouncing bunny,  and the baby bird?
 
2018-02-13 05:10:36 PM  
It looks more like the set up for a power bomb than dining at the furred cup.
 
2018-02-13 05:16:27 PM  
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2018-02-13 05:21:57 PM  

bhcompy: NateAsbestos: So uh... anyone have clips of their "before" act?

[Youtube 29WFYcqO0TM image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/29WFYcqO​0TM]


He looks like he's throwing a sack of potatoes at the end there.
 
2018-02-13 05:22:34 PM  
If oral sex was an Olympic sport instead of figure skating I would never miss a moment.
 
2018-02-13 05:29:33 PM  
so Moir thought it wasn't that aesthetically beautiful of a position. bet he'd think it was pretty enough if he was on the receiving end.
 
2018-02-13 05:32:09 PM  
Sigh...
Michelle Jenneke, SI swimsuit, Olympic skaters preforming oral sex...
My penis can't take anymore!
 
2018-02-13 05:33:04 PM  
Figure skaters nix move that resembles oral sex


Twist?
 
2018-02-13 05:36:11 PM  
Classy NY.  You're just jealous b/c Canada, a country 1/10 the size of the U.S., now has more 2018 Olympic medals.
 
2018-02-13 05:42:39 PM  

virulent_loser: so Moir thought it wasn't that aesthetically beautiful of a position. bet he'd think it was pretty enough if he was on the receiving end.


Probably not if he was a figure skating judge. Not to say that he's gay...

/but yeah, he's gay
 
2018-02-13 05:51:11 PM  

BobCumbers: Was I the only one who saw the Canadian woman dressed in blue that had the see through tights on.
Oh Canada!


Nope.  That is what dvrs and 4K are for, only if they are 18 and over of course.
 
2018-02-13 05:54:11 PM  

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If she was any good at that, we wouldn't see the hot dog.
 
2018-02-13 06:00:01 PM  

FightDirector: Shatners Agent: [img.fark.net image 775x504]

If she was any good at that, we wouldn't see the hot dog.


Until the last 15 seconds of the video.
 
2018-02-13 06:02:35 PM  
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Tessa ... MEOW!
 
2018-02-13 06:03:09 PM  

BobCumbers: Was I the only one who saw the Canadian woman dressed in blue that had the see through tights on.
Oh Canada!


I'm sorry I missed that
 
2018-02-13 06:04:47 PM  
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2018-02-13 06:05:09 PM  
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No misogyny here.  That's a fine-looking Canadian.
 
2018-02-13 06:17:04 PM  
From what I recall on the Canuckistani sports news yesterday, the Canadian team had the gold medal wrapped up before the pairs section. There was enough of a lead in points that they (Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir) just had to show up.
 
2018-02-13 06:18:09 PM  

Radioactive Ass: virulent_loser: so Moir thought it wasn't that aesthetically beautiful of a position. bet he'd think it was pretty enough if he was on the receiving end.

Probably not if he was a figure skating judge. Not to say that he's gay...

/but yeah, he's gay


Moir's the guy in the routine, not a judge.
 
2018-02-13 06:28:42 PM  

virulent_loser: Radioactive Ass: virulent_loser: so Moir thought it wasn't that aesthetically beautiful of a position. bet he'd think it was pretty enough if he was on the receiving end.

Probably not if he was a figure skating judge. Not to say that he's gay...

/but yeah, he's gay

Moir's the guy in the routine, not a judge.


Still probably gay.. Not that there's anything wrong with that in my book. But getting into that business isn't what most straight guys do. It's like dancing on Broadway. No rule about being gay or not but if you are dancing on Broadway you're probably gay or at least what they will think.
 
2018-02-13 06:37:05 PM  

Radioactive Ass: virulent_loser: Radioactive Ass: virulent_loser: so Moir thought it wasn't that aesthetically beautiful of a position. bet he'd think it was pretty enough if he was on the receiving end.

Probably not if he was a figure skating judge. Not to say that he's gay...

/but yeah, he's gay

Moir's the guy in the routine, not a judge.

Still probably gay.. Not that there's anything wrong with that in my book. But getting into that business isn't what most straight guys do. It's like dancing on Broadway. No rule about being gay or not but if you are dancing on Broadway you're probably gay or at least what they will think.


Nope. Lots of straight guys in skating. Moir has a steady GF that's apparently serious.

Side note: despite the fantasies of many Canadians, Moir and Virtue have never explicitly confirmed they ever hooked up as a couple...But they've never explicitly denied it either. They've described their relationship as "complex". (So AFAIAC that's code for "Yeah, baby, I shagged her rotten!")
 
2018-02-13 06:42:13 PM  
Do they at least call that move "the rugmunch"?

/Maybe the canyon yodel?
 
2018-02-13 06:45:54 PM  

anustart: Radioactive Ass: virulent_loser: Radioactive Ass: virulent_loser: so Moir thought it wasn't that aesthetically beautiful of a position. bet he'd think it was pretty enough if he was on the receiving end.

Probably not if he was a figure skating judge. Not to say that he's gay...

/but yeah, he's gay

Moir's the guy in the routine, not a judge.

Still probably gay.. Not that there's anything wrong with that in my book. But getting into that business isn't what most straight guys do. It's like dancing on Broadway. No rule about being gay or not but if you are dancing on Broadway you're probably gay or at least what they will think.

Nope. Lots of straight guys in skating. Moir has a steady GF that's apparently serious.

Side note: despite the fantasies of many Canadians, Moir and Virtue have never explicitly confirmed they ever hooked up as a couple...But they've never explicitly denied it either. They've described their relationship as "complex". (So AFAIAC that's code for "Yeah, baby, I shagged her rotten!")


they're both hot, fit, and have spent 20 years with their hands and bodies all over each other. there's no way they haven't been ice dancers with benefits.
 
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