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(Sum Addition)   All about the pre-race routine of Michelle Jenneke, famous for her dance   ( bodyandsoul.com.au) divider line
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2018-02-13 12:20:59 PM  
if there's a weird ritual you find, like Jenneke, gets you in the zone, we say why not?

Watching Michelle Jenneke bounce certainly gets me in the zone...
 
2018-02-13 12:45:22 PM  
Look at me, I'm an attention whore.
 
2018-02-13 12:55:34 PM  
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You know, just in case you haven't seen the dance we're talking about yet.
 
2018-02-13 01:29:21 PM  

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You know, just in case you haven't seen the dance we're talking about yet.


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2018-02-13 01:31:08 PM  
Pre-game rituals can be hilarious at times.  NHL goalies have some of the strangest.
 
2018-02-13 01:33:56 PM  
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2018-02-13 01:34:11 PM  

hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.


Any time.  All the time.

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/It's the pony tail that puts the cherry on that sundae, baby.
 
2018-02-13 01:38:39 PM  
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DB
2018-02-13 01:48:22 PM  
I don't care what it does for her. I only care what it does for me.
 
2018-02-13 01:56:38 PM  
Many athletes have a superstitious routine in preparation for competition.  Some people go to bed or wake up at the exact same time, some make sure to eat the same exact thing as a pregame ritual for good luck... and others inspire you to masturbate.  It's all normal.
 
2018-02-13 01:57:50 PM  

johnny_vegas: nmrsnr: [img.fark.net image 259x351]

You know, just in case you haven't seen the dance we're talking about yet.

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I am at your command....
 
2018-02-13 02:13:32 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.

Any time.  All the time.

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/It's the pony tail that puts the cherry on that sundae, baby.


The ponytail and smile. She looks like she's actually enjoying herself.
 
2018-02-13 02:14:15 PM  
Sigh

/zip
//I'm getting sore
 
2018-02-13 02:19:46 PM  

hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.


Don't take this the wrong way but if you want me to look at you, you need to get a whole lot hotter and I need to be a whole lot gayer. Also, links to reviews and/or clips themselves of your cam shows would be nice because I just can't waste my time hoping that it gets good.

FTFA: "On some level, these 'pre-race superstitions' are a means for the athletes to help sink themselves into the present moment," says Nikki Janks, co-founder of Centred Meditation, Australia's first secular meditation studio.

"A form of mindfulness if you will. A reminder to plug into 'The Now' and align mentally, emotionally and physically for the race to come

"In the lead up to some sort of a 'big-deal' situation, our mind often goes haywire contemplating all the possible things that could go wrong, which sends our body into fight-or-flight mode, which is why we start to perspire, our tummy feels off, our heart races and our breathing increases."


It isn't a pre-competition routine thing per se but throughout the article I was thinking of the routine that most basketball players do before each free throw and I was surprised that wasn't mentioned.
 
2018-02-13 02:21:46 PM  

Flappyhead: Pre-game rituals can be hilarious at times.  NHL goalies have some of the strangest.


As a beer league goalie, I can confirm.  Not a compulsive person except when I'm on the ice prior to puck drop.
 
2018-02-13 02:22:20 PM  

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She is... adorable.
 
2018-02-13 02:26:32 PM  
abhorrent1:

That's what she said.
 
2018-02-13 03:04:54 PM  

hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.


Getting attention is her job. Athletes chasing endorsement money are entertainers.
 
2018-02-13 03:14:06 PM  

hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.


I find her attractive and would give her attention.

/with my penis
//if you know what I mean
 
2018-02-13 03:26:47 PM  

jaytkay: hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.

Getting attention is her job. Athletes chasing endorsement money are entertainers.


You can get plenty of attention if you win a lot of races.
 
2018-02-13 03:32:46 PM  

hugram: You can get plenty of attention if you win a lot of races.


Name five current World Championship or Olympic medal winning sprinters without Googling.
 
DB
2018-02-13 03:33:51 PM  

abhorrent1: hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.

I find her attractive and would give her attention.

/with my penis
//if you know what I mean


I have no idea what you mean.
 
2018-02-13 03:46:09 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Many athletes have a superstitious routine in preparation for competition.  Some people go to bed or wake up at the exact same time, some make sure to eat the same exact thing as a pregame ritual for good luck... and others inspire you to masturbate.  It's all normal.


So it's not strange that I touch myself when Nomar adjusts his batting gloves.
 
2018-02-13 03:47:53 PM  

DB: abhorrent1: hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.

I find her attractive and would give her attention.

/with my penis
//if you know what I mean

I have no idea what you mean.


I think I do.
 
2018-02-13 03:51:48 PM  

jaytkay: hugram: You can get plenty of attention if you win a lot of races.

Name five current World Championship or Olympic medal winning sprinters without Googling.


That Jamacian dude.  And Chris Jenner.  And, uhh....
 
2018-02-13 04:01:55 PM  

beerrun: DB: abhorrent1: hugram: Look at me, I'm an attention whore.

I find her attractive and would give her attention.

/with my penis
//if you know what I mean

I have no idea what you mean.

I think I do.


I mean I would have sexual intercourse with her in the missionary position with no lights and no foreplay, strictly for the purpose of procreation.
 
2018-02-13 04:05:07 PM  
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Holy Mother of God...  I would die happy if I smothered to death in that.

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2018-02-13 05:02:39 PM  

Rent Party: jaytkay: hugram: You can get plenty of attention if you win a lot of races.

Name five current World Championship or Olympic medal winning sprinters without Googling.

That Jamacian dude.  And Chris Jenner.  And, uhh....


Tyson Gay. B/c I'm a 4th grade snot nose punk.
 
2018-02-13 05:06:59 PM  

RandyJohnson: Nana's Vibrator: Many athletes have a superstitious routine in preparation for competition.  Some people go to bed or wake up at the exact same time, some make sure to eat the same exact thing as a pregame ritual for good luck... and others inspire you to masturbate.  It's all normal.

So it's not strange that I touch myself when Nomar adjusts his batting gloves.


Only when you hit a bird with a baseball.
 
2018-02-13 11:36:46 PM  

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Holy Mother of God...  I would die happy if I smothered to death in that.

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First you have to catch her
 
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