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(USA Today)   "Sports Illustrated" swimsuit issue reveals that there is no one left here reading this (probably NSFW)   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2018-02-13 12:12:30 PM  
As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.
 
2018-02-13 12:21:54 PM  

John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.


This right here.
 
2018-02-13 12:22:09 PM  

John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.


Same with National Geographic.
 
2018-02-13 12:23:09 PM  
Sweet and holy mother of Jesus.

I think I need a fainting couch.
 
2018-02-13 12:24:03 PM  

John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.


Just so you know.  They have pills for that now.
 
2018-02-13 12:25:34 PM  
Its interesting to note how this publication has evolved from a monthly sports magazine to an annual lingerie catalog.
 
2018-02-13 12:25:53 PM  
Aly Raisman is one hot looking woman.

It's a shame that the internet folk are blaming her for the Nasser abuse because she is deciding to do some semi-nude modeling.  People suck.
 
2018-02-13 12:25:58 PM  
Yummy.
 
2018-02-13 12:26:12 PM  
And I guess that's the end of #metoo. Was good while it lasted.
 
2018-02-13 12:27:23 PM  

Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.


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Sears catalog
 
2018-02-13 12:28:10 PM  

Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.


Same with the Sears catalog.
 
2018-02-13 12:30:27 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Same with the Sears catalog.


I got in trouble in the 2nd grade for cutting out Bra and Panty pictures from the Sears catalog and taking them to school to sell to classmates.
 
2018-02-13 12:31:17 PM  

sunderland56: And I guess that's the end of #metoo. Was good while it lasted.


What?
 
2018-02-13 12:32:38 PM  
masturbate, masturbate, masturbate
 
2018-02-13 12:34:24 PM  
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2018-02-13 12:34:46 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.

Same with the Sears catalog.


And Ranger Rick!

What , you weirdos don't like raccoons?  Oh.  I'm the ooonly one.  Riiight.

 F*ck you guys.
 
2018-02-13 12:35:09 PM  
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2018-02-13 12:37:26 PM  
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2018-02-13 12:38:09 PM  
I'll be back in a minute.
 
2018-02-13 12:39:34 PM  

John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.


When I was in HS many years ago I worked in the school library.
Every year when the SI swimsuit issue would come in the librarian would get out a big rubber stamp that read "Property of XXXXX High School" and stamp it across every image in the magazine multiple times to keep the kids from tearing out the pictures or just stealing the magazine outright.

/Insert joke about "XXXX" high school here.
 
2018-02-13 12:42:31 PM  
She's quite the attractive lass.  With any luck, there's a leaked sex tape.
 
2018-02-13 12:42:36 PM  

Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.


Sear catalog.
 
2018-02-13 12:43:04 PM  

priapic_abandon2: Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.

Sear catalog.


Fark, *Sears.
 
2018-02-13 12:45:38 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: sunderland56: And I guess that's the end of #metoo. Was good while it lasted.

What?


Just someone who doesn't understand the difference between consensual and non-consensual sex.
 
2018-02-13 12:54:55 PM  
You guys know that internet porn is basicly free now, right?
 
2018-02-13 12:55:48 PM  

brap: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Just so you know.  They have pills for that now.


I imagine one day they will come up with a pill that lets you reset your sexual libido... lowers the bar, so to speak, of what truly turns you on.  Sears might actually stay in business.
 
2018-02-13 12:56:10 PM  

mcsiegs: It's a shame that the internet folk are blaming her for the Nasser abuse because she is deciding to do some semi-nude modeling. People suck.


Lonely idiots are heavily over-represented online.

/no, not me you idiot
 
2018-02-13 01:01:24 PM  
I never saw the point in this even when I was a teenage boy.

Then again I had an older brother with a stack of other more colorful magazines.  He didn't know I knew where they were apparently.
 
2018-02-13 01:02:11 PM  

Flaming Gas Bag: I'll be back in a minute.


Braggart
 
2018-02-13 01:02:53 PM  

Arthen: You guys know that internet porn is basicly free now, right?


Again, so is imagination.
 
2018-02-13 01:08:52 PM  
I very much dislike the fake tits, but OMG datass.....
 
2018-02-13 01:10:16 PM  
Side boob is the best boob, that's not full-on naked boob.
 
2018-02-13 01:14:13 PM  
"THIS ISSUE FEATURES SPECIAL AUGMENTED REALITY EXPERIENCES, SCAN THE COVER TO MAKE IT COME TO LIFE"

We have a game changer here boys...
 
2018-02-13 01:15:43 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.

Same with the Sears catalog.


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/I'll be in the furnace room
 
2018-02-13 01:16:21 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: I very much dislike the fake tits, but OMG datass.....


Not edgy enough. You need to call them "bolt-ons" on fark.

/not every attractive person has fake boobs
 
2018-02-13 01:21:13 PM  

abhorrent1: The more you eat the more you fart: I very much dislike the fake tits, but OMG datass.....

Not edgy enough. You need to call them "bolt-ons" on fark.

/not every attractive person has fake boobs


Fake tits are like real tits. There are good ones and bad ones. It mostly depends on how much you pay
 
2018-02-13 01:25:27 PM  

sunderland56: And I guess that's the end of #metoo. Was good while it lasted.


Look but don't sexually harass/assault/rape is lost on you, eh?

The last I heard, women don't care if you look...hell some of them are even flattered, but you have to be hot.
 
2018-02-13 01:26:54 PM  

Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.


Same with the Spiegel and Aldens catalogs. Sears had very few lacy undies.
 
2018-02-13 01:31:25 PM  

Nocrash: Hardy-r-r: John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.

Same with National Geographic.

Same with the Spiegel and Aldens catalogs. Sears had very few lacy undies.


Actually that all still works for me. A slit skirt or a shoulder cutout dress is enough.

/70
 
2018-02-13 01:36:00 PM  

Arthen: You guys know that internet porn is basicly free now, right?


Most internet porn sucks. It's a whole lot of the exact same thing - uncomfortable people in uncomfortable positions trying to maximize up-close shots on genitals with a weird focus of late on gagging, spitting, and overly-rough stuff.

Honestly, sexy women who appear to be having a good time and aren't spreading their ass cheeks as wide as possible so we can see what she had for lunch is sexier.
 
2018-02-13 01:37:10 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Side boob is the best boob, that's not full-on naked boob.


And yet Anne Hathaway sideboob will get your post deleted and maybe even buy you a timeout from the mods. Fark is weird, yo.
 
2018-02-13 01:37:49 PM  
Aly Reisman is in it. I'm intrigued.
 
2018-02-13 01:52:25 PM  

Uzzah: Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Side boob is the best boob, that's not full-on naked boob.

And yet Anne Hathaway sideboob will get your post deleted and maybe even buy you a timeout from the mods. Fark is weird, yo.


To be fair, Anne Hathaway's nipples are on the sides of her boobs...
 
2018-02-13 01:53:24 PM  

John Buck 41: As a teenage boy the SI swimsuit issue was a big deal. 45 years later? Meh.


35 years later, I get to see Paulina Porizkova every summer visiting my local county fair and yes, she is still staggeringly hot in person. (Ric, you lucky bastard.)

Thank heavens she did not do something like eat an ice cream cone or corn dog at the fair, and has not had daughters because the universe probably would not be able to cope.
 
2018-02-13 01:55:11 PM  
I bet this plck goes over well with the MAGA troglodytes.
Then again, maybe she's light-skinned 'enough'.
 
2018-02-13 01:55:29 PM  
♫ PornHub killed the Swim-suit star ♫
 
2018-02-13 02:06:19 PM  
Do they still do the body painted jerseys?
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2018-02-13 02:23:23 PM  
brap: Sweet and holy mother of Jesus.

I think I need a fainting casting couch. FTFM
 
2018-02-13 02:25:19 PM  
This I can fap to
 
2018-02-13 02:33:42 PM  

Milk D: Do they still do the body painted jerseys?
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That's all fine and good if you have tight perky...um...waitaminute...where was I going with this?
 
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