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(BBC-US)   While most gangs and cartels sell drugs, a gang in Pakistan is trading spinal fluids   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Strange, spinal fluid, Pakistan, Punjab government, BBC Urdu, organ trafficking gang, Ashfaq Ahmed Khan, Crime, black market  
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2018-02-13 09:52:55 AM  
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And so say all of us, "Tap into Pakistan!".
 
2018-02-13 10:10:10 AM  
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Hi, sorry to bother you but I'm Madge, in 2F, I think your little Billy goes to pre-K with my Fergus.   Anyway, I was just wondering if I could borrow a cup of spinal fluid?  See I'm in the middle of making a cake and I'd really like for it to have a fully functioning nervous system.
 
2018-02-13 11:08:29 AM  
It's like, how much more black market could this be?
 
2018-02-13 11:12:41 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:15:51 AM  
They've turned it up to 11.
 
2018-02-13 11:16:43 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:17:34 AM  
This sounds like some goofy CSI episode, or maybe a bad SciFi movie.
 
2018-02-13 11:17:35 AM  
I hear they've got camels in their trousers.
 
2018-02-13 11:18:43 AM  
Why?  What would someone possibly want with women's spinal fluid?
 
2018-02-13 11:19:00 AM  
"Sell me your endocrine system!"
 
2018-02-13 11:21:57 AM  
The have a secret distribution center in the islets of Langerhans.
 
2018-02-13 11:22:39 AM  
They've called in a specialist to bring the perps to justice:

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2018-02-13 11:27:01 AM  
Well, they were gonna trade seminal fluid, until they realized that most people don't use what they already have.
 
2018-02-13 11:31:37 AM  

LarryDan43: They've turned it up to 11.


I'd Spinal Tap That Ass!!! :-D
 
2018-02-13 11:35:33 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:39:34 AM  
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2018-02-13 12:01:23 PM  

Ambivalence: Why?  What would someone possibly want with women's spinal fluid?


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I have no idea.
 
2018-02-13 12:04:14 PM  
No it isn't.
Stop this BBC, you are supposed to be news.
 
2018-02-13 12:11:51 PM  
It is not clear how the spinal fluid would have been used on the black market.

You should probably lead off your story with that and then stop and think about it for a bit.
 
2018-02-13 12:13:54 PM  

bighairyguy: The have a secret distribution center in the islets of Langerhans.


In today's episode of "When Geeks Joke"...
 
2018-02-13 01:18:47 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: This sounds like some goofy CSI episode, or maybe a bad SciFi movie.


I immediately thought of this for some reason:

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2018-02-13 01:43:00 PM  

big pig peaches: The Irresponsible Captain: This sounds like some goofy CSI episode, or maybe a bad SciFi movie.

I immediately thought of this for some reason:

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Ditto.
 
2018-02-13 02:24:20 PM  
As someone who had two near death experiences with spinal meningitis, I at least hope the needle was sterile.
/Shivers
 
2018-02-13 03:06:56 PM  

Resident Muslim: bighairyguy: The have a secret distribution center in the islets of Langerhans.

In today's episode of "When Geeks Joke"...


I should get bonus points for being an engineer and knowing that.
 
2018-02-13 03:40:29 PM  
It's a thin line between clever and stupid.
 
2018-02-13 04:57:37 PM  
OMG, the alien invasion predicted by DC comics annual crossover event of 1993 is happening!

Bloodlines!
 
2018-02-13 07:30:29 PM  
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2018-02-13 09:23:29 PM  
How many drummers have they been through?
 
2018-02-14 01:20:19 AM  
Are you sure it's just the fluid they're after?

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