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(ABC Action News)   Florida Man calls, beats woman's 14 cattle eye worms with pork tapeworm in his eye that wants to eat his brain. Eye worm trifecta in play   ( abcactionnews.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Cordero, Taenia solium, pork tapeworm, Eye, Perez, Cestoda, Perez Eye Center, parasite  
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2018-02-13 11:09:21 AM  
9 votes:

a_room_with_a_moose: Probably not the thread to let you all know that hookworm is on the rise again in that third world country known as Alabama.


I used to be from Alabama, until I took a banjo to the knee.
2018-02-13 12:32:22 PM  
7 votes:

foo monkey: kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?

Climate change.


Global worming?
2018-02-13 10:56:25 AM  
5 votes:
Eye worm trifecta in play

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2018-02-13 10:56:12 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:51:22 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:49:57 AM  
3 votes:
*chuckles Muslimly*

/did not actually chuckle. Still internally cringing
2018-02-13 11:22:20 AM  
3 votes:
nope NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE NOOOOOPE NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE nope

/*cries*
2018-02-13 11:18:44 AM  
3 votes:

LarryDan43: kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?


Civilized countries like the US, don't have parasites. It's all fake news.

Well there's your problem right there.

Our civilization slips away every day since Jan 20 2017.

Worms are only the start.
2018-02-13 10:53:29 AM  
3 votes:

kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?


Pinochle championships
2018-02-13 01:18:10 PM  
2 votes:

Mister Buttons: idrow: Blech, pork worms.  This is why I don't eat pork.  Except bacon, which I cook the shiat out of.

You monster.  Chewy bacon is best bacon.


Chewy bacon is best sent back to the kitchen. Bacon should immediately break down on contact with my taste buds and seamlessly integrate with my body and soul in a satori-like fusion of my life with the universe around me.
OOF
2018-02-13 11:34:21 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-13 11:16:56 AM  
2 votes:

kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?


Civilized countries like the US, don't have parasites. It's all fake news.
OOF
2018-02-13 11:16:11 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-13 11:10:28 AM  
2 votes:

Snarfangel: a_room_with_a_moose: Probably not the thread to let you all know that hookworm is on the rise again in that third world country known as Alabama.

I used to be from Alabama, until I took a banjo to the knee.


Good thing you weren't from Georgia. It might have been a gold fiddle. Damn things have some heft.
2018-02-13 11:04:31 AM  
2 votes:
Probably obscure...

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2018-02-13 11:00:40 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:53:22 AM  
2 votes:
Eye Worm Trifecta is my three piece Mates of State cover band.
2018-02-13 04:18:57 PM  
1 vote:

Psychopusher: cynicalbastard: Mister Buttons: idrow: Blech, pork worms.  This is why I don't eat pork.  Except bacon, which I cook the shiat out of.

You monster.  Chewy bacon is best bacon.

Chewy bacon is best sent back to the kitchen. Bacon should immediately break down on contact with my taste buds and seamlessly integrate with my body and soul in a satori-like fusion of my life with the universe around me.

Nope, sorry, this is like overcooked steak to me -- just a crime against good meat.  If I wanted meat to turn into dust in my mouth I'd blow Trump.  Proper bacon should be cooked just long enough that the fat takes on more of the consistency of the meat and just melts in your mouth while the meat retains a nice firm yet yielding bite, giving you enough chew to savour all that bacony goodness, but not so much that it's bouncy and bubble-gummy.  Crispy at small ends or around the edges is fine, but the majority must be good and meaty.  That is bacon perfection.


Good Lord! Your name wouldn't be Jeffery Steingarten would it? I haven't seen a description like that since "Iron Chef"
2018-02-13 11:59:08 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-13 11:29:23 AM  
1 vote:
Ceti Alpha 5 Ear Borer
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2018-02-13 11:19:31 AM  
1 vote:
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Well actually, a raw meat diet is quite healthy for you.
2018-02-13 10:53:37 AM  
1 vote:
More proof that Jews and Muslims got it right about what NOT to eat.
2018-02-13 10:20:52 AM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?


Climate change.
2018-02-13 09:53:05 AM  
1 vote:
What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?
 
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