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(ABC Action News)   Florida Man calls, beats woman's 14 cattle eye worms with pork tapeworm in his eye that wants to eat his brain. Eye worm trifecta in play   ( abcactionnews.com) divider line
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2018-02-13 10:11:17 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:18:44 AM  
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LarryDan43: kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?


Civilized countries like the US, don't have parasites. It's all fake news.

Well there's your problem right there.

Our civilization slips away every day since Jan 20 2017.

Worms are only the start.
2018-02-13 11:07:57 AM  
6 votes:

cynicalbastard: This is why I like my bacon cooked so it breaks when dropped from a height of 3 inches.


Cook temp only has to hit about 140F to kill parasites, you really have to undercook pork (like still bleeding and cold undercooked) to have any issues.
2018-02-13 10:56:25 AM  
6 votes:
Eye worm trifecta in play

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2018-02-13 11:07:45 AM  
5 votes:
Probably not the thread to let you all know that hookworm is on the rise again in that third world country known as Alabama.
2018-02-13 10:56:12 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:50:26 AM  
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idrow: Blech, pork worms.  This is why I don't eat pork.  Except bacon, which I cook the shiat out of.


You monster.  Chewy bacon is best bacon.
2018-02-13 10:53:37 AM  
4 votes:
More proof that Jews and Muslims got it right about what NOT to eat.
2018-02-13 11:47:06 AM  
2 votes:

rooftop235: Thingster: cynicalbastard: This is why I like my bacon cooked so it breaks when dropped from a height of 3 inches.

Cook temp only has to hit about 140F to kill parasites, you really have to undercook pork (like still bleeding and cold undercooked) to have any issues.

The article bumper says he ate raw pork...


Ok?

The poster I replied to likes to ruin his bacon by overcooking it, that's what I was commenting on.
2018-02-13 11:22:20 AM  
2 votes:
nope NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE NOOOOOPE NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE nope NOPE nope

/*cries*
2018-02-13 11:21:44 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-13 11:14:51 AM  
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2018-02-13 10:51:22 AM  
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2018-02-13 02:07:50 PM  
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cynicalbastard: Mister Buttons: idrow: Blech, pork worms.  This is why I don't eat pork.  Except bacon, which I cook the shiat out of.

You monster.  Chewy bacon is best bacon.

Chewy bacon is best sent back to the kitchen. Bacon should immediately break down on contact with my taste buds and seamlessly integrate with my body and soul in a satori-like fusion of my life with the universe around me.


Nope, sorry, this is like overcooked steak to me -- just a crime against good meat.  If I wanted meat to turn into dust in my mouth I'd blow Trump.  Proper bacon should be cooked just long enough that the fat takes on more of the consistency of the meat and just melts in your mouth while the meat retains a nice firm yet yielding bite, giving you enough chew to savour all that bacony goodness, but not so much that it's bouncy and bubble-gummy.  Crispy at small ends or around the edges is fine, but the majority must be good and meaty.  That is bacon perfection.
2018-02-13 11:59:08 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:29:13 AM  
1 vote:

rooftop235: That was weird. Couldn't read the article without taking a survey.
So, I want to know what restaurant he went to.


I'm betting Mr. Gonzalez prepared his own pork.   Or got to close to the fecal part.
These folk like to cook the entire pig in the ground with some charcoal.
2018-02-13 10:59:10 AM  
1 vote:
This is why I like my bacon cooked so it breaks when dropped from a height of 3 inches.
2018-02-13 10:57:13 AM  
1 vote:
Things I just learned:

1. Don't have dinner with that guy.
2. The nope train is around every corner.
2018-02-13 10:20:52 AM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: What the heck is going on lately with worms and stuff?


Climate change.
 
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