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(ESPN)   The Miami Marlins will no longer race sea creatures. No word on if they will race Florida Man instead   ( espn.com) divider line
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371 clicks; posted to Sports » on 13 Feb 2018 at 12:35 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-02-13 12:07:29 PM  
the sea creatures have instead been invited to spring training with a good shot of making the team
 
2018-02-13 12:29:35 PM  
The Pittsburgh Pierogie Race is better anyway....
 
2018-02-13 12:39:35 PM  
ok why, it's not like this saves them any money
 
2018-02-13 12:53:21 PM  
You wanna sit quietly and not have any fun? Because I'll give you something to sit quietly and not have any fun about!
 
2018-02-13 12:53:46 PM  
The Deadspin article about the Marlins president losing his shiat over who wins the race is even better

https://deadspin.com/report-david-sam​s​on-flipped-when-julio-the-octopus-acc-​1822944716
 
2018-02-13 12:55:30 PM  

ElwoodCuse: ok why, it's not like this saves them any money


Because it sets a terrible precedent that anyone is a winner at a Marlins game.
 
2018-02-13 01:05:40 PM  
Cancelling the sausage race at Brewers games would cause a full riot.


/team Bratwurst
 
2018-02-13 02:50:03 PM  
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2018-02-13 02:53:49 PM  
Ah, the Marlins, the Seattle Mariners of the East Coast.
 
2018-02-13 03:02:16 PM  

OkieDookie: Ah, the Marlins, the Seattle Mariners of the East Coast.


Man, the Mariners *wish* they won the World Series twice
 
2018-02-13 06:03:07 PM  

ElwoodCuse: OkieDookie: Ah, the Marlins, the Seattle Mariners of the East Coast.

Man, the Mariners *wish* they won the World Series twice


I find it hard to believe the Marlins have never lost a playoff series. Something that would qualify for Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
 
2018-02-13 07:41:26 PM  

kdawg7736: ElwoodCuse: OkieDookie: Ah, the Marlins, the Seattle Mariners of the East Coast.

Man, the Mariners *wish* they won the World Series twice

I find it hard to believe the Marlins have never lost a playoff series. Something that would qualify for Ripley's Believe It Or Not.


They really could have had one of the great dynasties in baseball history if they hadn't been owned by a piece of shiat who had a fire sale the minute he looked like he'd have to start paying his players.
 
2018-02-13 08:58:06 PM  

jake_lex: kdawg7736: ElwoodCuse: OkieDookie: Ah, the Marlins, the Seattle Mariners of the East Coast.

Man, the Mariners *wish* they won the World Series twice

I find it hard to believe the Marlins have never lost a playoff series. Something that would qualify for Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

They really could have had one of the great dynasties in baseball history if they hadn't been owned by a piece of shiat who had a fire sale the minute he looked like he'd have to start paying his players.


Twice.
 
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