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(Mirror.co.uk)   "Blood-covered" man jumps from second-story window, lands on car, goes on "rampage". Finishes up with a rousing "Ta-DAAHHHH"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, Manchester, Greater Manchester, Swan Street, Manchester city centre, Manchester Evening News, Salford Royal Hospital, Cross Keys Street, Salford, Greater Manchester  
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2018-02-13 08:42:03 AM  
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2018-02-13 09:21:12 AM  
It's ok, it wasn't his blood it was from a couple of other people.
 
2018-02-13 10:08:54 AM  
Ben Sheridan says the man started hitting his mum in the face
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Do you want an Angry Flower? Because that's how you get an Angry Flower.
 
2018-02-13 10:24:41 AM  
The woman's death is being treated as suspicious

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2018-02-13 10:26:54 AM  
Well, you move into a place called "Shush Apartments" and maybe expect to be silenced?
 
2018-02-13 10:34:12 AM  
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2018-02-13 10:34:21 AM  
*inhales*

THE ARISTOCRATS
 
2018-02-13 10:34:45 AM  

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Yes.
 
2018-02-13 10:37:21 AM  
""Blood-covered" man jumps from second-story window, lands on car, goes on "rampage"" is the name of my g. g. Allin cover band.
 
2018-02-13 10:37:50 AM  
 
2018-02-13 10:44:57 AM  
This is also pretty entertaining. If I ever go on a rampage, I'm gonna do it like I'm Richard Dawson on "Family Feud."

Askin' questions and shootin' kneecaps.
 
2018-02-13 10:46:33 AM  
 
2018-02-13 10:50:38 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: This is also pretty entertaining. If I ever go on a rampage, I'm gonna do it like I'm Richard Dawson on "Family Feud."

Askin' questions and shootin' kneecaps.


User name checks out,.
 
2018-02-13 10:51:14 AM  
Someone thought GTA was real and tried to haul humans out of cars to drive off into the sunset.
 
2018-02-13 10:52:12 AM  
2nd story window? It looked like the 3rd floor from the pics.
 
2018-02-13 10:52:37 AM  
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Good thing he landed on a Hyundai.  If that had been a Ford, he would have died.  Flopped On Road Dead.
 
2018-02-13 10:53:41 AM  
Technically, isn't that the third floor or do Brits use a metric floor counting system?
 
2018-02-13 10:54:32 AM  

Sockoffrogs: 2nd story window? It looked like the 3rd floor from the pics.


It's Britain. He probably fell on a lorry and then landed on the kerb, before being taken to gaol.
 
2018-02-13 10:55:10 AM  
The corpse was likely a Deadite. He probably thought the other people he attacked were similarly possessed.  The 'suspect' is just an every day hero saving us from the forces of evil.
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2018-02-13 11:01:17 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:22:57 AM  
Krokodil is a hell of a drug.
 
2018-02-13 11:26:42 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Technically, isn't that the third floor or do Brits use a metric floor counting system?


It goes ground floor, then first, the second etc.
 
2018-02-13 11:27:42 AM  

Snarfangel: Sockoffrogs: 2nd story window? It looked like the 3rd floor from the pics.

It's Britain. He probably fell on a lorry and then landed on the kerb, before being taken to gaol.


Mate, it's our language, you just misuse it.
 
2018-02-13 11:36:28 AM  

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Good thing he landed on a Hyundai.  If that had been a Ford, he would have died.  Flopped On Road Dead.


Well that's a depressing picture.  Rolling steel shutters on all the doors?  What kind of hellhole is Manchester?
 
2018-02-13 11:42:26 AM  
Police find woman's body found in flat

Department of Redundancy Department?
 
2018-02-13 11:46:54 AM  

FrancoFile: Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 615x409]

Good thing he landed on a Hyundai.  If that had been a Ford, he would have died.  Flopped On Road Dead.

Well that's a depressing picture.  Rolling steel shutters on all the doors?  What kind of hellhole is Manchester?


Some bits are really shiat. Although in fairness, there probably arent blood covered lunatics jumping out of 2nd floor windows in the nice bits.
 
2018-02-13 02:43:51 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Technically, isn't that the third floor or do Brits use a metric floor counting system?


I'm guessing the progression is Ground, First, Second. I once upon a time worked in a building that did it that way, purposely to confuse visitors and the less-adaptable workers, I'm sure.
 
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