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(Daily Mail)   Iran accuses the US of using lizards to spy on nuclear facilities   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-13 07:43:40 AM  
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They're going to need a bigger box.
 
2018-02-13 07:49:05 AM  
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You saying that Basir and Hamid were killed by a farking lizard? That's a bullshiat psyche job. There's two to three men out there at the most. farking lizard.
 
2018-02-13 07:59:06 AM  
What a lizard might look like:

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2018-02-13 08:00:43 AM  
Well, I'm convinced that the lizards were merely a distraction, and the real spies are the butterflies.
 
2018-02-13 08:10:48 AM  
"Our lizards will block out the sun"
 
2018-02-13 08:11:01 AM  
It still amazes me that presumably sane people willingly go visit places like Iran and North Korea. Maybe it's just me, but that just seems like begging for bad things to happen.
 
2018-02-13 08:11:48 AM  
Hillary found a new job?
 
2018-02-13 08:15:05 AM  
Actually, we use lizards for a wide variety of causes.
See:  Republican Party,  the 1%
 
2018-02-13 08:15:19 AM  
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2018-02-13 08:16:17 AM  
anyone remember some article from 15-20 years ago where someone caught the GOP using small mechanical insect to spy on the DNC?
 
2018-02-13 08:20:03 AM  

luckyeddie: Well, I'm convinced that the lizards were merely a distraction, and the real spies are the butterflies.


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No one ever suspects the butterfly....
 
2018-02-13 08:20:46 AM  
Sounds sort of anole-rententive

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2018-02-13 08:23:49 AM  

PhilCollinsBeatBox: anyone remember some article from 15-20 years ago where someone caught the GOP using small mechanical insect to spy on the DNC?


Oh, yeah, I remember them using it to spy on a Black Democratic president:

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2018-02-13 08:27:18 AM  
shiat, if it were true I would expect US authorities to be yelling it to the heavens. I mean, espionage lizards, that's farking awesome!
 
2018-02-13 08:27:49 AM  

PhilCollinsBeatBox: anyone remember some article from 15-20 years ago where someone caught the GOP using small mechanical insect to spy on the DNC?


The GOP were caught using bugs to spy on the Democrats in the early 70's.
 
2018-02-13 08:28:37 AM  
A robot lizard? I can believe that. It's my understanding that the Pentagon has been using robots that look like robots for a while. Now an ACTUAL lizard under our control? Maybe it was George Clooney.
 
2018-02-13 08:32:16 AM  
Welp, better take Iran off my vacation list. Maybe I'll go to North Korea or Afghanistan instead.
 
2018-02-13 08:32:37 AM  

AVisgoth: shiat, if it were true I would expect US authorities to be yelling it to the heavens. I mean, espionage lizards, that's farking awesome!


Nah, we need to come out and say yes we use spy lizards.
They sought us out and volunteered.
Even reptiles hate islam.
 
2018-02-13 08:32:56 AM  
After reading this book, that doesn't sound the least bit far fetched to me.

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2018-02-13 08:33:17 AM  
Those nefarious shape-shifting Reptilians are capable of anything when their minds are set on destabilizing the geopolitical situation so they can enact the New World Order and a UN-led Police State.
Not those lizards?
Well, the Bavarian Illuminati controlled by the Reptilians will do anything for their Reptilian overlords.
 
2018-02-13 08:36:53 AM  

eyeq360: Those nefarious shape-shifting Reptilians are capable of anything when their minds are set on destabilizing the geopolitical situation so they can enact the New World Order and a UN-led Police State.
Not those lizards?
Well, the Bavarian Illuminati controlled by the Reptilians will do anything for their Reptilian overlords.


Obvious misdirection and misinformation spread by the reverse vampires.
  You have fallen for the oldest trick in the book my friend.
 
2018-02-13 08:37:16 AM  
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2018-02-13 08:37:47 AM  
Stupid Iranians.  Those are salamanders, not lizards.
 
2018-02-13 08:39:53 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Stupid Iranians.  Those are salamanders, not lizards.


Yes, because sending amphibians to a dry, desert country to spy is a winning strategery.
 
2018-02-13 08:44:11 AM  

dittybopper: Rapmaster2000: Stupid Iranians.  Those are salamanders, not lizards.

Yes, because sending amphibians to a dry, desert country to spy is a winning strategery.


The wisdom  of choosing Salamanders is Elemental.
 
2018-02-13 08:45:54 AM  
Yeah we only use lizards to run the country.
 
2018-02-13 08:48:51 AM  
Is he perhaps saying that spy / naturalists are capturing lizards so they can be analysed for radioactive isotopes in their body?  That might make a modicum of sense.  Perhaps indigenous wildlife does become mildly radioactive from its proximity to nuclear processing / testing / leaks.

If he's saying that lizards are used to track plants or point towards them then it makes no sense.
 
2018-02-13 08:49:42 AM  

dittybopper: Rapmaster2000: Stupid Iranians.  Those are salamanders, not lizards.

Yes, because sending amphibians to a dry, desert country to spy is a winning strategery.


The salamanders have tiny little lizard suits to trick the Iraninas.  Everybody knows you can't teach a lizard to spy, dumbass.
 
2018-02-13 08:51:41 AM  
If this were my administration, I'd do a terrible photoshop of lizarards launching cameras into the sky over their facilities and let the internet yuk it up

Such a golden opportunity gone to waste, given who is in charge :(
 
2018-02-13 08:52:43 AM  
Lol...this is why Iran's regime must go. Imagine loving under the thumb of this stupid prick .
 
2018-02-13 08:52:59 AM  
but they did save 10% on auto insurance
 
2018-02-13 08:53:14 AM  

Amish Tech Support: "Our lizards will block out the sun"


"Then we shall develop our nuclear capabilities in the shade!"
 
2018-02-13 08:54:35 AM  

mikey15: but they did save 10% on auto insurance


By switching to Gekko?

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2018-02-13 08:56:17 AM  

tuxq: Lol...this is why Iran's regime must go.

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2018-02-13 09:02:17 AM  

doglover: [i.warosu.org image 689x800]


The sad part of that pic (besides me immediately recognizing Dunklezhan heh) is that I'd vote for him!  He did a pretty damn good job - both with his territory and as president - and even ended up sacrificing himself for the sake of the rest of us mooks.  If he was around, I'd be hailing our new dragon overlord np.
 
2018-02-13 09:02:58 AM  
Sure, he had some reptilian qualities, but I do think Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be from a galaxy far, far away, and not some garden-variety lizard.


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2018-02-13 09:04:21 AM  

tuxq: Lol...this is why Iran's regime must go. Imagine loving under the thumb of this stupid prick .


Oh, irony, thy flavor is Cheeto™
 
OOF
2018-02-13 09:07:50 AM  
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2018-02-13 09:10:25 AM  
They're out of date. We haven't been able to command the lizards since we lost control of their leader in 1971.
 
2018-02-13 09:10:48 AM  
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Nick Nostril: Hillary found a new job?


Was wondering where she's been.
 
2018-02-13 09:15:44 AM  
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2018-02-13 09:21:23 AM  

Arkanaut: They're out of date. We haven't been able to command the lizards since we lost control of their leader in 1971.


People are strange on Fark.
 
2018-02-13 09:25:11 AM  

Amish Tech Support: People are strange on Fark.

People?
 
2018-02-13 09:32:19 AM  
As Arab/Islamic animals conspiracy theories go, this one is kind of lame. My favorites are the shark agent and the dolphin spy who shoots killer arrows.
 
2018-02-13 09:35:42 AM  
The holocaust? That never happened. But spy lizards. You better believe it. Yeah. Nice moronic country you knuckleheads have there.
 
2018-02-13 09:38:47 AM  

AVisgoth: shiat, if it were true I would expect US authorities to be yelling it to the heavens. I mean, espionage lizards, that's farking awesome!


I suspect dedicated intelligence professionals know how to keep their mouth shut unlike politicians who blab everything.
 
2018-02-13 09:39:32 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: dittybopper: Rapmaster2000: Stupid Iranians.  Those are salamanders, not lizards.

Yes, because sending amphibians to a dry, desert country to spy is a winning strategery.

The wisdom  of choosing Salamanders is Elemental.


and I have found their leader!

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2018-02-13 09:41:20 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: doglover: [i.warosu.org image 689x800]

The sad part of that pic (besides me immediately recognizing Dunklezhan heh) is that I'd vote for him!  He did a pretty damn good job - both with his territory and as president - and even ended up sacrificing himself for the sake of the rest of us mooks.  If he was around, I'd be hailing our new dragon overlord np.


Didn't he have a talk show at one point?

/Yes, I'm an old nerd
 
2018-02-13 09:45:40 AM  

TappingTheVein: As Arab/Islamic animals conspiracy theories go, this one is kind of lame. My favorites are the shark agent and the dolphin spy who shoots killer arrows.


Those are up there with thinking that chewing gum was a Zionist plot to turn teenage girls into sex maniacs since it contained aphrodesiac-like chemicals.
 
2018-02-13 09:55:42 AM  

Destructor: The holocaust? That never happened. But spy lizards. You better believe it. Yeah. Nice moronic country you knuckleheads have there.


Im sure their entire population denies it, just like all americans deny climate change because political leaders do. I guess all americans think God really tells politician things and to run for office as well ? And that all Mexicans are rapist drug dealers as well. Or just like dinner jacket Trump and all the other dog whistle windbags are the same but then it wouldn't make you feel superior to the GOPs favorite clandestine weapons buyers.

its farking sad how the intelligence of the average GOP voter has declined so rapidly.
 
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