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(WTKR)   Heart condition affects man's memory, causes him to forget wife was 9 months pregnant after he spends 18 days in a medically induced coma. Bonus: Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-02-13 07:53:29 AM  
32 votes:
Somebody call the Department of Labor. I'm pretty sure babies aren't supposed to be working before they turn 16.
2018-02-13 09:28:13 AM  
17 votes:
Lucky he didn't work at Five Guys, otherwise who could be sure who the father was!
2018-02-13 09:41:47 AM  
8 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:04:24 AM  
3 votes:
Baby was 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and he works at 7-Eleven

Baby already has a job? Now that's bootstrapping!
2018-02-13 10:39:55 AM  
2 votes:

Shazam999: I wonder how long his penis is.

I think it's a range based on his excitement level.
2018-02-13 10:03:23 AM  
2 votes:
Man with heart condition wakes up from coma.  "I'm the father of a new born baby?"  "And I work at Seven Eleven?" Arg. Beeeeep.  Flatline.
2018-02-13 09:28:19 AM  
2 votes:
heart condition and he went to a hospital in Elizabeth City?

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2018-02-13 09:25:54 AM  
2 votes:
So that's how she's spinning the fact that she cheated on him.
2018-02-13 09:05:22 AM  
2 votes:
The power of selective memory.

"You had a child?  I don't know you!  Need money for diapers and daycare?  Sorry, not ringing a bell."
2018-02-13 03:42:24 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody watched Breaking Bad and got an idea.
2018-02-13 02:35:47 PM  
1 vote:

AbacusB: "...ironically, her dad works at 7-Eleven."

Not really necessary.

Maybe no one expected him to work at 7-11?  Or expected a 7-11 employee could get some ass?
2018-02-13 11:38:36 AM  
1 vote:

kdawg7736: 7-11 and 7 lbs. 11 oz? What are the odds of that?

Yawn wake me when somebody has a 9lb 11oz baby. You can name him Rudy.
2018-02-13 10:10:34 AM  
1 vote:
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movie already made
2018-02-13 09:58:47 AM  
1 vote:
Wish i got to be in a medically induced coma on the weekdays. farkn guy is living the dream.
2018-02-13 09:49:54 AM  
1 vote:
7-11 and 7 lbs. 11 oz? What are the odds of that?
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