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(Fox 59)   Mom accused of feeding child hydrochloric acid, chlorine in attempt to cure autism, says a Tide pod chaser will neutralize everything   ( fox59.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Chlorine, miracle mineral solution, recent police report, Mother, Behavioral Center, Director Kelly Goudreau, founder Sherry Quinn, Applied Behavioral Center  
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2018-02-13 09:55:35 AM  
75 votes:

Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!


But I would laugh and laugh if they come up with a vaccine for it.
2018-02-13 09:51:55 AM  
27 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:31:45 AM  
24 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:23:53 AM  
18 votes:
People with autism can go on to lead productive lives:
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2018-02-13 10:35:59 AM  
16 votes:

unicron702: Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!

Once at a 7-11 I saw a donation box on the counter with a crudely made "Help cure mental retardation" sign.


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2018-02-13 12:07:10 PM  
13 votes:

Alebak: And even if the parents are only misguided idiots who shouldnt be trusted with children, what about the people peddling these witch doctor cures? Someone up this chain has to be intentionally giving this info out knowing that'll push idiots into poisoning/killing their children and that it has nothing to do with autism.


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2018-02-13 11:04:16 AM  
11 votes:
LogicalPremise:
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You can't spell autism if you can't spell.
2018-02-13 09:59:09 AM  
11 votes:

Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!


Wrong.  Cures for autism include:
1) Counting boxes of toothpicks.
2) Driving in the driveway on Sundays.
3) Blackjack hustling.
4) Judge Wapner.
2018-02-13 12:01:28 PM  
9 votes:

Snarfangel: Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!

But I would laugh and laugh if they come up with a vaccine for it.


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2018-02-13 10:04:19 AM  
9 votes:
The man says his wife told him she read about the mixture online in a Facebook group.

Facebook, your trusted source for medical advice.
2018-02-13 09:08:09 AM  
9 votes:
Did it work?
2018-02-13 10:15:25 AM  
8 votes:
Just tell your wife to go into a sealed room and premix the two chemicals for convenience.

Take your kid to the movies and out for ice cream and by time you get home the situation will have resolved itself.
2018-02-13 10:26:06 AM  
6 votes:

Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!


Once at a 7-11 I saw a donation box on the counter with a crudely made "Help cure mental retardation" sign.
2018-02-13 10:11:23 AM  
6 votes:

JohnAnnArbor: Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!

Not yet, anyway.


       Autism is caused by a combination of genetic and environmental factors.
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                             Nothing a little gene splicing can't fix
2018-02-13 10:34:03 AM  
5 votes:

GalFriday: BonerMcGivens: Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!

Wrong.  Cures for autism include:
1) Counting boxes of toothpicks.
2) Driving in the driveway on Sundays.
3) Blackjack hustling.
4) Judge Wapner.

You forgot underwear from K-Mart


K-Mart sucks.
2018-02-13 10:17:49 AM  
5 votes:
Two crazy idiots have a child and it turns out it's also a crazy idiot, must be the vaccines.
2018-02-13 09:54:39 AM  
5 votes:
THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!
2018-02-13 09:47:10 AM  
5 votes:

EvilEgg: Did it work?


You can't have an autistic child if you don't have a child.

*Hurk*
2018-02-13 10:45:34 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:10:04 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-13 10:01:40 AM  
4 votes:
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2018-02-13 12:10:20 PM  
3 votes:

Smoking GNU: bighairyguy: People with autism can go on to lead productive lives:
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Productive?


Right? At least Rain Man could make money at a casino
2018-02-13 11:09:16 AM  
3 votes:

Snarfangel: Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!

But I would laugh and laugh if they come up with a vaccine for it.


The entire anti-vax movement would immediately divide by zero.   It would be glorious.
2018-02-13 10:49:53 AM  
3 votes:

Resident Muslim: "However, health officials, including the FDA, have warned the product is little more than bleach."
So why did they take the child away?

/recently had an interesting chat with a conspiracy-theory type who swore on the multitude benefits of drops of "edible-grade" hydrogen-peroxide in water


Don't get him started on colloidial silver....
2018-02-13 10:01:39 AM  
3 votes:
It's the cure the MSM doesn't want you to know about.
2018-02-13 10:01:08 AM  
3 votes:
"However, health officials, including the FDA, have warned the product is little more than bleach."
So why did they take the child away?

/recently had an interesting chat with a conspiracy-theory type who swore on the multitude benefits of drops of "edible-grade" hydrogen-peroxide in water
2018-02-13 10:50:50 PM  
2 votes:
"MMS is a solution of Sodium Chlorite, which is then "activated" with an acid such as citric acid to create Chlorine Dioxide.
Both of these chemicals are industrial strength bleaches and are commonly used in paper mills to bleach wood pulp.
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While it is a bleach and used for bleaching purposes, MMS advocates claim that it is misinformation and endangering lives to call it bleach.
Jim Humble himself, and other MMS advocates such as Kerri Rivera, suggest a range of ways to take MMS depending on the problem, often suggesting using multiple at the same time. These include simply swallowing with water or juice, breathing in the vapors, adding to a humidifier, applying it to the skin directly, adding to eyes, vaginal and anal douches, and IV (intravenously)."
2018-02-13 12:02:01 PM  
2 votes:

Nesher: Did she think he was a swimming pool?


That would be shocking
2018-02-13 11:49:58 AM  
2 votes:

dragonchild: Vlad_the_Inaner: Hydrochloric acid in a human stomach...
What's next? People feeding thier kids sodium chloride?
Probably not a fun ride on the way down though.


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2018-02-13 11:24:15 AM  
2 votes:
As the parent of an autistic child.  I recommend we give her habanero enemas to cure her ignorance.
2018-02-13 10:32:58 AM  
2 votes:

bighairyguy: People with autism can go on to lead productive lives:
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Productive?
2018-02-13 10:09:34 AM  
2 votes:
it gets worse.  a special ed teacher I know told me one of his classroom aides tries to pray the autiz away from students.
2018-02-13 02:40:01 PM  
1 vote:

Snarfangel: Revek: As the parent of an autistic child.  I recommend we give her habanero enemas to cure her ignorance.

Goodness gracious great buns of fire!

Goodness gracious great buns bowels of fire!

2018-02-13 12:37:04 PM  
1 vote:

Victoly: Smoking GNU: bighairyguy: People with autism can go on to lead productive lives:
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Productive?

Right? At least Rain Man could make money at a casino


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2018-02-13 12:17:51 PM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: She does usually smell very nice however. :)


Dodged the patchouli bullet, huh
2018-02-13 12:02:41 PM  
1 vote:

Satan's Bunny Slippers: khonshu: little vials of essential oils

Oh lawd, I have a "more than an acquaintance/less than an everyday friend" that, while she's amiable enough, swears by those silly oils.  "Rub peppermint on your stomach for upset, lavender on your feet for leg cramps" etc.  They're harmless, but I don't buy any from her.


I've heard of using peppermint to soothe an upset stomach, but in the context of drinking a cup of peppermint tea. Do those people really think the skin is a good conduit for internal stuff?  If so, our veins and arteries would be clogged by cotton lint from our shirts and undergarments.
2018-02-13 11:30:59 AM  
1 vote:

Revek: As the parent of an autistic child.  I recommend we give her habanero enemas to cure her ignorance.


Goodness gracious great buns of fire!
2018-02-13 11:30:29 AM  
1 vote:
Oh for fuxake!

If you're afraid of having an autistic or non-neurotypical kid, don't have any farking children!
If you're afraid of having a gay/lesbian kid, don't have any farking children!
If you're afraid of having a downs/developmentally delayed kid, don't have any farking children!
If you're afraid of having a trans kid, don't have any farking children!

Basically, if you're so worried about how you'd handle your progeny not fitting with the definition of what society considers "normal" that you'll turn to some unproven, radical process in order to "fix" them, DON'T HAVE ANY FARKING CHILDREN!

...you farking numpties!
2018-02-13 11:10:15 AM  
1 vote:

Natalie Portmanteau: Resident Muslim: "However, health officials, including the FDA, have warned the product is little more than bleach."
So why did they take the child away?

/recently had an interesting chat with a conspiracy-theory type who swore on the multitude benefits of drops of "edible-grade" hydrogen-peroxide in water

Don't get him started on colloidial silver....


...or red mercury
2018-02-13 10:16:35 AM  
1 vote:

BonerMcGivens: Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!

Wrong.  Cures for autism include:
1) Counting boxes of toothpicks.
2) Driving in the driveway on Sundays.
3) Blackjack hustling.
4) Judge Wapner.


You forgot underwear from K-Mart
2018-02-13 10:00:32 AM  
1 vote:

Smoking GNU: THERE IS NO farkING CURE FOR AUTISM YOU BLITHERING IDJITS!


Not yet, anyway.
2018-02-13 09:56:54 AM  
1 vote:
Did she think he was a swimming pool?
2018-02-13 09:54:39 AM  
1 vote:
Beats putting in the years of actual work it takes to raise an autistic child in a neurotypical world, I guess.
 
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