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2018-02-13 09:24:25 AM  
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2018-02-13 09:26:26 AM  
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2018-02-13 10:06:40 AM  

RJReves: [img.fark.net image 425x425]


The original and still the best.
 
OOF
2018-02-13 10:08:19 AM  
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2018-02-13 10:10:20 AM  
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The third statue couldn't deal with the ravishes of time
The third statue got strung out.
The third statue got roped in to another deal
The third statue noose'd it was only a matter of time
The third statue said "I can see my house from Gaaaah!"

/some of those are okay.
 
2018-02-13 10:11:59 AM  
The original and still the best.

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2018-02-13 10:13:16 AM  
Where did they get the budget for this shiat??!   Mayor McCheese is spending our hard-earned food dollars on frivolous things when all the while the downtrodden like Hamburgerler are forced to steal just to survive!

It's enough to make me want to move the Burger King monarchy.
 
2018-02-13 10:13:26 AM  
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When are they going to update the Kurt Cobain statue?  Lots of jokes there.
 
2018-02-13 10:14:55 AM  
Unless they bring back the original, I'm not interested.
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/Damn creepy
//Look at those FRIES!
///Slashieeeeeeeessssssssss
 
2018-02-13 10:15:30 AM  

BonerMcGivens: Where did they get the budget for this shiat??!   Mayor McCheese is spending our hard-earned food dollars on frivolous things when all the while the downtrodden like Hamburgerler are forced to steal just to survive!

It's enough to make me want to move the Burger King monarchy.


Remember, he promised us a wall to keep rapist, thieving hamburglars out of McDonaldLand.
Every Hamburglar deported is a successful "to go" order, I say.
 
2018-02-13 10:16:12 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 385x579]
When are they going to update the Kurt Cobain statue?  Lots of jokes there.


The head needs much more ketchup.
 
2018-02-13 10:16:55 AM  

RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 385x579]y
When are they going to update the Kurt Cobain statue?  Lots of jokes there.

The head needs much more ketchup.


You sick f*ck. I love you so much!
 
2018-02-13 10:18:10 AM  
sleep tight!!
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wait which clown we talking about?
 
2018-02-13 10:20:25 AM  
CAN'T SLEEP
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BURGER KING IS COMING.
 
2018-02-13 10:34:27 AM  
Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight
 
2018-02-13 10:35:13 AM  
A video when you could have used a picture... fark off.
 
2018-02-13 10:35:58 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: BonerMcGivens: Where did they get the budget for this shiat??!   Mayor McCheese is spending our hard-earned food dollars on frivolous things when all the while the downtrodden like Hamburgerler are forced to steal just to survive!

It's enough to make me want to move the Burger King monarchy.

Remember, he promised us a wall to keep rapist, thieving hamburglars out of McDonaldLand.
Every Hamburglar deported is a successful "to go" order, I say.


Shh!  Bite down on the Big Mac!
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2018-02-13 10:36:45 AM  
fyi: NSFW (bad language)
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Ronald McDonald: Ace Attorney - VRChat
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 / have no idea what this game is - anyone know?
 
2018-02-13 10:36:57 AM  

GrymRpr: Unless they bring back the original, I'm not interested.
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/Damn creepy
//Look at those FRIES!
///Slashieeeeeeeessssssssss


That's Willard Scott.  If you don't know who Willard Scott is, call your parents and ask them.  *sniffle*
 
2018-02-13 10:39:47 AM  

gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight


Sure.  Brings in the kids I would think.  At least when I was a kid, all those commercials featuring the McDonalds characters brainwashed me and my siblings.
 
2018-02-13 10:40:41 AM  

dbrunker: GrymRpr: Unless they bring back the original, I'm not interested.
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/Damn creepy
//Look at those FRIES!
///Slashieeeeeeeessssssssss

That's Willard Scott.  If you don't know who Willard Scott is, call your parents and ask them.  *sniffle*


He's the white Al Roker. Duh.
 
2018-02-13 10:42:46 AM  

nanim: fyi: NSFW (bad language)
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2018-02-13 10:47:39 AM  

SirEattonHogg: gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight

Sure.  Brings in the kids I would think.  At least when I was a kid, all those commercials featuring the McDonalds characters brainwashed me and my siblings.


I think most kids today, by the time they're five or so, are either too jaded or terrified of clowns for this to be effective anymore.
 
2018-02-13 10:50:31 AM  
Slowest.  News day.  Ever.
 
2018-02-13 10:53:06 AM  
I read that as "hunt another generation".
 
2018-02-13 10:53:34 AM  
The final battle is coming...

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d23 [BareFark]
2018-02-13 10:53:44 AM  

gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight


Me in college.
 
2018-02-13 10:54:05 AM  
What's scary about Ronald?

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2018-02-13 10:56:02 AM  

gunsmack: SirEattonHogg: gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight

Sure.  Brings in the kids I would think.  At least when I was a kid, all those commercials featuring the McDonalds characters brainwashed me and my siblings.

I think most kids today, by the time they're five or so, are either too jaded or terrified of clowns for this to be effective anymore.


I think you're looking at it like a jaded adult.   At that age, kids still like clowns as far as I can tell.

If your kid at age 5 or 6 is watching "It" or reading accounts of John Wayne Gacy, well, I'm not sure that's really a good idea.
 
2018-02-13 10:56:43 AM  

mama2tnt: RJReves: Harry Freakstorm: [img.fark.net image 385x579]y
When are they going to update the Kurt Cobain statue?  Lots of jokes there.

The head needs much more ketchup.

You sick f*ck. I love you so much!


You say the sweetest things..
 
2018-02-13 10:58:24 AM  

SirEattonHogg: gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight

Sure.  Brings in the kids I would think.  At least when I was a kid, all those commercials featuring the McDonalds characters brainwashed me and my siblings.


When I was in Kindergarten, they brought in Ronald McDonald to teach us about fire safety and how to call 911.

And by God we listened.

/1979
 
2018-02-13 10:58:37 AM  
Honestly, Ronald is among the least disturbing clowns. But those "Ronald abusing various people" pics are comedy gold. Gold, Jerry!
 
d23 [BareFark]
2018-02-13 10:59:32 AM  

guestguy: What's scary about Ronald?

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Willard Scott as Ronald McDonald.

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2018-02-13 10:59:53 AM  

SirEattonHogg: gunsmack: SirEattonHogg: gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight

Sure.  Brings in the kids I would think.  At least when I was a kid, all those commercials featuring the McDonalds characters brainwashed me and my siblings.

I think most kids today, by the time they're five or so, are either too jaded or terrified of clowns for this to be effective anymore.

I think you're looking at it like a jaded adult.  At that age, kids still like clowns as far as I can tell.

If your kid at age 5 or 6 is watching "It" or reading accounts of John Wayne Gacy, well, I'm not sure that's really a good idea.


You're have a valid point. I don't really hang around with many 5yos, probably just projecting.
 
2018-02-13 11:01:12 AM  

dbrunker: GrymRpr: Unless they bring back the original, I'm not interested.
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/Damn creepy
//Look at those FRIES!
///Slashieeeeeeeessssssssss

That's Willard Scott.  If you don't know who Willard Scott is, call your parents and ask them.  *sniffle*


Does the Today Show still do the 100 year old birthdays?  If so....he has only got 16 more years to go!
 
2018-02-13 11:06:55 AM  
The refurbishers had a model to refer to right in their shop.

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2018-02-13 11:07:31 AM  
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Only Quincey Jones knows for sure.
 
2018-02-13 11:08:13 AM  
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Do I have to do everything around here?
 
2018-02-13 11:11:32 AM  
Fark, y'all are slipping...

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2018-02-13 11:16:05 AM  

dbrunker: GrymRpr: Unless they bring back the original, I'm not interested.
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/Damn creepy
//Look at those FRIES!
///Slashieeeeeeeessssssssss

That's Willard Scott.  If you don't know who Willard Scott is, call your parents and ask them.  *sniffle*


Grew up in N.Y, so yea I know who he is and most likely older than you.
 
2018-02-13 11:31:51 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:32:00 AM  
Ronald McDimmu's Hamborgir
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2018-02-13 11:34:04 AM  

buckeyebrain: Fark, y'all are slipping...

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figured I would be too late to the thread but wow that took a long time
 
2018-02-13 11:34:54 AM  
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2018-02-13 11:39:48 AM  
A business gives their store decoration a paint job is news?
 
2018-02-13 11:42:58 AM  

Petite Mel: A business gives their store decoration a paint job is news?


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2018-02-13 12:18:54 PM  

buckeyebrain: Fark, y'all are slipping...

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Hoes will be hoes.
 
2018-02-13 12:24:57 PM  
Called the Colonel.  He'll take care of it.
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2018-02-13 12:53:59 PM  

buckeyebrain: Petite Mel: A business gives their store decoration a paint job is news?

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I was referring to the TV station doing a story about it.

/Par for the Fark course.
 
2018-02-13 01:19:53 PM  

AxL sANe: Called the Colonel.  He'll take care of it.
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Eleven different types of ultraviolence?
 
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