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(5 News Fayetteville)   Ronald McDonald statues get makeovers so they can haunt another generation   ( 5newsonline.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Greenwood Collision, McDonald's, Ronald McDonald, McDonalds restaurant locations, odd task, Patty Davis, fresh paint, materials work  
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2018-02-13 01:41:44 PM  
I only have one thing to say about these...

2018-02-13 01:43:33 PM  
Photos of the suspect being taken into custody by authorities.
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2018-02-13 01:53:11 PM  
Did they make them black, like they did to the KFC Colonel?
2018-02-13 02:41:57 PM  

Psylence: AxL sANe: Called the Colonel.  He'll take care of it.
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Eleven different types of ultraviolence?

  With gravy.  Mmmmm...
2018-02-13 03:02:00 PM  
Still not as creepy as the Colonel
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2018-02-13 03:02:00 PM  

willfullyobscure: Did they make them black, like they did to the KFC Colonel?

Actually, they made Colonel Sanders a woman:

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2018-02-13 03:02:03 PM  
When i was little, they'd have actual employees at McD's, dress up as Ronald McDonald.   I swear, seeing him was more exciting than seeing Mickey Mouse, Michael Jackson, and Luke Skywalker rolled into one.
2018-02-13 03:04:35 PM  

TNel: A video when you could have used a picture... fark off.

...accompanied by a written "article" that's just an exact transcript of what's said in the video.

/one or the other, not both.
2018-02-13 03:13:54 PM  
It's better than the sexy Hamburglar
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2018-02-13 03:17:53 PM  
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2018-02-13 05:43:39 PM  
Needs a 21st century reboot that empowers McWomen.

2018-02-13 06:06:42 PM  

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2018-02-13 10:23:48 PM  

gunsmack: SirEattonHogg: gunsmack: Does anyone really believe the clown is bringing the customers in?

/ should have a statue of a fat guy counting the change in his car's ashtray
// I'm starving, found $1.38 in change, looks like it's McDonald's tonight

Sure.  Brings in the kids I would think.  At least when I was a kid, all those commercials featuring the McDonalds characters brainwashed me and my siblings.

I think most kids today, by the time they're five or so, are either too jaded or terrified of clowns for this to be effective anymore.

I don't think McD's has actively used Ronald in any kind of advertising in at least a decade.
2018-02-14 02:45:47 AM  

dbrunker: GrymRpr: Unless they bring back the original, I'm not interested.
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/Damn creepy
//Look at those FRIES!

That's Willard Scott.  If you don't know who Willard Scott is, call your parents and ask them.  *sniffle*

He's not dead yet.

/So they could still bring him back.
//There's always CGI if he doesn't want to do it.
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