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(TwinCities.com)   Teenage girl tries to join ISIS twice and is turned away at customs, settles for going Jihad on local college with a bag of matches. Subby amazed something could hold a teenager's attention for so long   ( twincities.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Al-Qaeda, United States, Hassan, United Arab Emirates, St. Catherine University, Tnuza Jamal Hassan, September 11 attacks  
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2018-02-12 06:06:07 PM  
I'm kinda surprised also.
 
2018-02-12 06:31:08 PM  
That's hot?
 
2018-02-12 07:59:55 PM  
Kids these days...Back in my day we knew how to use matches and commit arson
 
2018-02-12 08:08:23 PM  
Girl needs some time with a shrink.
 
2018-02-12 09:10:28 PM  
Little psychopath needs an indefinite stay in a state hospital.

Way to f*ck it up for your people, kid.

You should read the comments. Dear god, Minneapolis is full of assholes.
 
2018-02-12 10:34:38 PM  
Did she have a can full of gas with the bag full of matches?
 
IP [TotalFark]
2018-02-12 11:18:57 PM  

gopher321: That's hot?


*snert*
 
2018-02-12 11:35:52 PM  
Teenagers...am I right?
 
2018-02-12 11:37:25 PM  
This is just the same old teenage angst in a new cultural form. Not much different than Klebold and Harris.

Isolated kid finds a way to lash out against people she has come to hate.

Isn't that the plot of Karate Kid?
 
2018-02-12 11:37:54 PM  
And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.
 
2018-02-12 11:38:55 PM  
A face made for the double burka, after a shave.
 
2018-02-12 11:41:50 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: This is just the same old teenage angst in a new cultural form. Not much different than Klebold and Harris.

Isolated kid finds a way to lash out against people she has come to hate.

Isn't that the plot of Karate Kid?


The Karate Kid is more about overcoming that angst in a positive way, rather than lashing out blindly.
 
2018-02-12 11:42:21 PM  
Goes back to my idea that these perennially sun drenched people don't adapt quickly to the higher latitudes, and seasonal affective disorder is driving them mad.

Or maybe we're all ill adapted to the darkness.
 
2018-02-12 11:42:56 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.


She tried to join ISIS. She should be spending her life in gitmo if not executed for treason
 
2018-02-12 11:45:27 PM  

Warlordtrooper: AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.

She tried to join ISIS. She should be spending her life in gitmo if not executed for treason


Your black and white attitude and lack of empathy and self-reflection is exactly what is wrong with this country.

So good for you, you fit right in.
 
2018-02-12 11:46:26 PM  

wildcardjack: Goes back to my idea that these perennially sun drenched people don't adapt quickly to the higher latitudes, and seasonal affective disorder is driving them mad.

Or maybe we're all ill adapted to the darkness.


Or maybe fundamentalists are nuts regardless of which religion they follow.
 
2018-02-12 11:48:11 PM  

Warlordtrooper: AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.

She tried to join ISIS. She should be spending her life in gitmo if not executed for treason


Yeah, fark this "Poor kid" garbage. The biatch is a terrorist plain and simple and should be strung up like one. The only thing that saved lives is her incompetence and stupidity.
 
2018-02-12 11:48:44 PM  
"You guys are lucky that l don't know how to build a bomb because l would have done that," she added, according to the charges.

If you can't be bothered to use Google, then your heart isn't really in it.
 
2018-02-12 11:49:58 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Warlordtrooper: AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.

She tried to join ISIS. She should be spending her life in gitmo if not executed for treason

Your black and white attitude and lack of empathy and self-reflection is exactly what is wrong with this country.

So good for you, you fit right in.


How much empathy have you libs ever shown to trump supporters?
 
2018-02-12 11:51:25 PM  
It's only ISIS.
 
2018-02-12 11:52:00 PM  
The largest fire was in a residential dormitory that also houses a day care; there were 33 childrenin the building at the time
 
2018-02-12 11:53:24 PM  
I say let anyone go that wants to join ISIS.  Just take their passport away from them as the board the plane and record them somewhere official as persona non grata.

No crying for help from your government when ISIS decides to torture and behead you instead of handing you a weapon.
 
2018-02-12 11:55:48 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Warlordtrooper: AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.

She tried to join ISIS. She should be spending her life in gitmo if not executed for treason

Your black and white attitude and lack of empathy and self-reflection is exactly what is wrong with this country.

So good for you, you fit right in.


"The defendant has openly acknowledged that she both expected and hoped that her fires would burn down the structures involved and that she wanted innocent Americans to die in these fires. She has also admitted - and warned - that the community is 'lucky' that she not know how to build a bomb because she would have used that instead in her acts of jihad." "

IDK, the only thing separating her from mass murder is knowledge of how to execute a plan. If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, ...sometimes it really is a duck.
 
2018-02-12 11:59:51 PM  
This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.
 
2018-02-13 12:05:06 AM  

croesius: Did she have a can full of gas with the bag full of matches?


and still wasn't found out.

/ until the second time around?
// as I mentioned in the first thread about her: "You guys are lucky that l don't know how to build a bomb because l would have done that,"
///I doubt the dumbass could build a pillow fort, no less a bomb
 
2018-02-13 12:09:25 AM  
she probably hated everybody because her beard and mustache did not come in full.
 
2018-02-13 12:09:49 AM  
FTFA: She has also admitted - and warned - that the community is 'lucky' that she not know how to build a bomb because she would have used that instead in her acts of jihad."

"You guys are super lucky I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to Google or take a book out of the library, or you'd be in BIG trouble."
 
2018-02-13 12:11:25 AM  

Kubo: FTFA: She has also admitted - and warned - that the community is 'lucky' that she not know how to build a bomb because she would have used that instead in her acts of jihad."

"You guys are super lucky I'm an idiot who doesn't know how to Google or take a book out of the library, or you'd be in BIG trouble."


Who needs google?

Just get Uwe Bole to direct.
 
2018-02-13 12:19:17 AM  
So, an incompetent attempted mass murderer. And people are white-knighting her.  She won't rip off the hijab and fark you, filthy kafir
 
2018-02-13 12:24:57 AM  

silverjets: I say let anyone go that wants to join ISIS.  Just take their passport away from them as the board the plane and record them somewhere official as persona non grata.

No crying for help from your government when ISIS decides to torture and behead you instead of handing you a weapon.


fark that, enemy combatant. Detain or kill.
 
2018-02-13 12:26:51 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.


Yeah, reactions to a piece of human garbage who tried to murder as many innocents as possible because a magic farking sky fairy told her so. fark her and fark anyone who apologizes for actions of people like her.
 
2018-02-13 12:29:53 AM  
A young woman wanting to join ISIS obviously has issues that will only get worst if sent to jail. Sending young women like her to jail is about as anti capitalist as flushing money down a toilet. Professional health care is not guaranteed to work but has more chance to be successful into turning her into a productive tax paying money making member of society than prison.

I'm a liberal but I wanted to couch things in way selfish peoples will understand.
 
2018-02-13 12:31:58 AM  

talkertopc: A young woman wanting to join ISIS obviously has issues that will only get worst if sent to jail. Sending young women like her to jail is about as anti capitalist as flushing money down a toilet. Professional health care is not guaranteed to work but has more chance to be successful into turning her into a productive tax paying money making member of society than prison.

I'm a liberal but I wanted to couch things in way selfish peoples will understand.


You house and keep her then. If she tries again we throw her in the darkest whole we can find, don't worry, she won't get hurt, she'll land on you. You'll be thrown in there first for aiding and abetting a terrorist and since you're responsible for her, since you know, she's troubled.
 
2018-02-13 12:34:22 AM  
Good thing she is dumb.
 
2018-02-13 12:35:52 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.


/not sure if serious or trolling.jpg
 
2018-02-13 12:37:48 AM  
Tnuza Jamal Hassan...

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CHOP!
 
2018-02-13 12:38:48 AM  
Wonder what the Venn diagram for this little wanna be terrorists' apologist crew and gun grabbers is. Judging from the names I'm seeing it's pretty damned close to a circle.
 
2018-02-13 12:40:56 AM  

Luse: bacchanalias and consequences: This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.

Yeah, reactions to a piece of human garbage who tried to murder as many innocents as possible because a magic farking sky fairy told her so. fark her and fark anyone who apologizes for actions of people like her.


Perhaps that's why or perhaps that's just the how. She keeps escaping from her family's apartment. I suppose the trial will address that. Seemed weird she would undertake a journey across the world for terrorism but can't be bothered to study how to make a simple bomb off of the internet or a freely available book.
 
2018-02-13 12:42:25 AM  

Luse: bacchanalias and consequences: This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.

Yeah, reactions to a piece of human garbage who tried to murder as many innocents as possible because a magic farking sky fairy told her so. fark her and fark anyone who apologizes for actions of people like her.


I'm in no way apologizing for her actions, in fact, I condemn them in the strongest possible terms. I'm simply predicting yourreaction, which I seem to have done with great accuracy. How's the blood pressure?
 
2018-02-13 12:46:53 AM  
do libraries still carry copies of The Anarchists' Cookbook?
 
2018-02-13 12:49:42 AM  

Somacandra: Luse: bacchanalias and consequences: This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.

Yeah, reactions to a piece of human garbage who tried to murder as many innocents as possible because a magic farking sky fairy told her so. fark her and fark anyone who apologizes for actions of people like her.

Perhaps that's why or perhaps that's just the how. She keeps escaping from her family's apartment. I suppose the trial will address that. Seemed weird she would undertake a journey across the world for terrorism but can't be bothered to study how to make a simple bomb off of the internet or a freely available book.


Maybe she's just "smart" enough to have read an article how googling illegal activities can get a strange unmarked van parked down the street from your house. Nobody accused of the psychotics in ISIS of reason, logic or intelligence. Just because she's incompetent doesn't mean she's any less dangerous. Even a broken clock is right twice a day and do you really want that clock strapped to her and several pounds of explosives in your kids kindergarten class?
 
2018-02-13 12:52:55 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Luse: bacchanalias and consequences: This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.

Yeah, reactions to a piece of human garbage who tried to murder as many innocents as possible because a magic farking sky fairy told her so. fark her and fark anyone who apologizes for actions of people like her.

I'm in no way apologizing for her actions, in fact, I condemn them in the strongest possible terms. I'm simply predicting yourreaction, which I seem to have done with great accuracy. How's the blood pressure?


Blood pressure is just fine, thanks for asking. Just because I hold strong opinions on what should be done with terrorists doesn't mean I'm frothing at the mouth or anything. I've seen enough dead and mutilated Americans that I called brother and sister in arms to hold that opinion.

I'm tired of sheltered snowflakes making excuses for terrorists. They can shut their pampered little mouths and do a TOD. Then talk to me about how much compassion terrorists deserve.
 
2018-02-13 12:56:32 AM  
Looks like the girl in the article isn't the only one who needs counseling.
 
2018-02-13 12:57:51 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Looks like the girl in the article isn't the only one who needs counseling.


Yeah, alot of Farkers seem to be suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.

She still won't sleep with you.
 
2018-02-13 12:58:06 AM  
Bag? of matches?
 
2018-02-13 01:01:50 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Bag? of matches?


It's an Eminem/Dr. Dre song "Forgot about Dre".
 
2018-02-13 01:07:01 AM  

Warlordtrooper: AverageAmericanGuy: Warlordtrooper: AverageAmericanGuy: And really she needs help, not to be locked up for the rest of her life.

She tried to join ISIS. She should be spending her life in gitmo if not executed for treason

Your black and white attitude and lack of empathy and self-reflection is exactly what is wrong with this country.

So good for you, you fit right in.

How much empathy have you libs ever shown to trump supporters?


We're trying to save their healthcare that they thought Trump promised to preserve.
 
2018-02-13 01:08:11 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: Luse: bacchanalias and consequences: This should be a calm and reasonable thread with absolutely no extreme generalizations or knee jerk reactions. I expect the type of calm measured academic discussion I've come to expect from the cultured denizens of Fark.com.

Yeah, reactions to a piece of human garbage who tried to murder as many innocents as possible because a magic farking sky fairy told her so. fark her and fark anyone who apologizes for actions of people like her.

I'm in no way apologizing for her actions, in fact, I condemn them in the strongest possible terms. I'm simply predicting yourreaction, which I seem to have done with great accuracy. How's the blood pressure?


I've read some self stroking smug comments on fark, but this may be the tops. It takes a real ass to say "I agree but I predicted how you woul feel so I'm better than you."
 
2018-02-13 01:09:51 AM  
Fires are shiny and therefore can hold even a teenager's attention.
 
2018-02-13 01:13:16 AM  

Luse: talkertopc: A young woman wanting to join ISIS obviously has issues that will only get worst if sent to jail. Sending young women like her to jail is about as anti capitalist as flushing money down a toilet. Professional health care is not guaranteed to work but has more chance to be successful into turning her into a productive tax paying money making member of society than prison.

I'm a liberal but I wanted to couch things in way selfish peoples will understand.

You house and keep her then. If she tries again we throw her in the darkest whole we can find, don't worry, she won't get hurt, she'll land on you. You'll be thrown in there first for aiding and abetting a terrorist and since you're responsible for her, since you know, she's troubled.


There are professionals who literally study and train for years on how to rehabilitate criminals and even terrorists. Why not let them do the job?
 
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