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(MSN)   An 84-year-old woman was taken into custody after she fired a gun at children who were being too noisy   ( msn.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Betty Frances Sanders, Redding, California, Shasta County Sheriff, Shasta County, California, Redding Record Searchlight, Northern California, Rifle, Coroner  
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2018-02-12 04:11:11 PM  
Grandma?
 
2018-02-12 04:12:37 PM  
"Millennials are killing our quiet neighborhoods"
 
2018-02-12 04:14:19 PM  
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2018-02-12 04:16:06 PM  
I bet they'll STFU from now on.
 
2018-02-12 04:25:20 PM  
what kind of motorcycle do 8 and 10 year olds ride? and how many motorcycles were revving?
 
2018-02-12 04:41:46 PM  
Wtf is wrong with you? You can always have more crotchfruit, this ain't no thang.
 
2018-02-12 05:26:30 PM  
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2018-02-12 06:19:44 PM  
I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her
 
2018-02-12 06:37:42 PM  
If I turn 80 and there is still cash, I'm gonna rob me a bank and start a shootout.
 
2018-02-12 06:37:44 PM  
Hulk Hogan has really let himself go.
 
2018-02-12 06:38:46 PM  
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What an old lady shooting at motorcycles might look like...
 
2018-02-12 06:40:45 PM  
That's the thing about kids; they'll listen to you, but sometimes you just have to get their attention first.
 
2018-02-12 06:43:37 PM  
I bet the little bastards will stay off her lawn now...
 
2018-02-12 06:44:01 PM  
Lucky for them she has the shakes.
 
2018-02-12 06:44:14 PM  
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2018-02-12 06:45:46 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 600x338]
What an old lady shooting at motorcycles quite possibly the coolest most badass motorcycle gang EVAR might look like...


FTFY
 
2018-02-12 06:47:45 PM  
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Oh wow, Rip Taylor has seen better days.
 
2018-02-12 06:47:48 PM  

STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her


From your picture you're half way to her age. Are you starting to dislike yourself?
 
2018-02-12 06:51:51 PM  
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Approves.

/Probably obscure
 
2018-02-12 06:52:00 PM  

The Flexecutioner: what kind of motorcycle do 8 and 10 year olds ride? and how many motorcycles were revving?


When I was that age I was riding a KX80.  Moved up to a 250 when I finally got tall enough I could hold the bike up at a stop without falling over.

I am guessing these kids were on KTM's, which are awesome bikes for kids but ungodly loud with that 2-stroke "PING"ing tone.**

**still not a capital offense, Granny
 
2018-02-12 06:53:28 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 600x338]
What an old lady shooting at motorcycles quite possibly the coolest most badass motorcycle gang EVAR might look like...

FTFY


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2018-02-12 06:53:36 PM  
STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her

FTFY

/fark HER.  She was a kid once.  Enjoy jail  biatch
 
2018-02-12 06:57:29 PM  

Skyd1v: The Flexecutioner: what kind of motorcycle do 8 and 10 year olds ride? and how many motorcycles were revving?

When I was that age I was riding a KX80.  Moved up to a 250 when I finally got tall enough I could hold the bike up at a stop without falling over.

I am guessing these kids were on KTM's, which are awesome bikes for kids but ungodly loud with that 2-stroke "PING"ing tone.**

**still not a capital offense, Granny


Wing, ding ding ding. My first motorcycle was a 1973 Yamaha 350. The town cop walked up to me one early morning  (1am or so) and asked me to please keep my wing dings down.
 
2018-02-12 06:58:46 PM  
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2018-02-12 06:59:03 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her

FTFY

/fark HER.  She was a kid once.  Enjoy jail  biatch


Lol. You're new at life aren't you. So cute.
 
2018-02-12 07:05:26 PM  
While I certainly don't approve of her methods, I can certainly understand where she's coming from.
 
2018-02-12 07:08:52 PM  
Looks like we just found the neighborhood house that kids switch to the other side of the street to walk by, quickly, while shooting sideways glances.

"That's old lady Sanders' place.  She shoots kids and stores their bodies in the shed out back."
 
2018-02-12 07:09:20 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [img.fark.net image 600x338]
What an old lady shooting at motorcycles might look like...


I know that model of gun.  She might fire it one time at those noisy motorcycles, she won't fire it a second time.
 
2018-02-12 07:17:36 PM  
When I was about 12 or so i was delivering newspapers one afternoon and as I walked towards the porch of a house on my route and old lady slammed the door open, raised a pistol and started squeezing off shots. I thought I was dead until I realized she only had a BB pistol and was shooting at a cat crapping on her lawn. I never expected to see my life flash before my eyes as i tried hand a newspaper to a little old lady.

uncool story, bro
 
2018-02-12 07:19:25 PM  
lol gun owners
 
2018-02-12 07:20:08 PM  

SBinRR: Looks like we just found the neighborhood house that kids switch to the other side of the street to walk by, quickly, while shooting sideways glances.

"That's old lady Sanders' place.  She shoots kids and stores their bodies in the shed out back."


*shifty eyes*

How did you find my life goals list?
 
2018-02-12 07:31:44 PM  
What's her fark handle ?
 
2018-02-12 07:36:03 PM  
Fark guns,  fark this old biatch,  and fark republicans for blocking any attempt to control them.
 
2018-02-12 07:36:26 PM  

Buttknuckle: Fark guns,  fark this old biatch,  and fark republicans for blocking any attempt to control them.


Control guns,  that is
 
2018-02-12 07:42:57 PM  
Does her man yell at clouds?
 
2018-02-12 07:47:55 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her

FTFY

/fark HER.  She was a kid once.  Enjoy jail  biatch


It's past your bedtime there kiddo.
 
2018-02-12 07:50:02 PM  

fragMasterFlash: When I was about 12 or so i was delivering newspapers one afternoon and as I walked towards the porch of a house on my route and old lady slammed the door open, raised a pistol and started squeezing off shots. I thought I was dead until I realized she only had a BB pistol and was shooting at a cat crapping on her lawn. I never expected to see my life flash before my eyes as i tried hand a newspaper to a little old lady.

uncool story, bro


Newspaper?
 
2018-02-12 07:51:55 PM  

spacelord321: fragMasterFlash: When I was about 12 or so i was delivering newspapers one afternoon and as I walked towards the porch of a house on my route and old lady slammed the door open, raised a pistol and started squeezing off shots. I thought I was dead until I realized she only had a BB pistol and was shooting at a cat crapping on her lawn. I never expected to see my life flash before my eyes as i tried hand a newspaper to a little old lady.

uncool story, bro

Newspaper?


Fark, with an embedded link to Craigslist.
 
2018-02-12 07:53:01 PM  

Buttknuckle: Fark guns,  fark this old biatch,  and fark republicans for blocking any attempt to control them.


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2018-02-12 08:20:34 PM  

Skyd1v: The Flexecutioner: what kind of motorcycle do 8 and 10 year olds ride? and how many motorcycles were revving?

When I was that age I was riding a KX80.  Moved up to a 250 when I finally got tall enough I could hold the bike up at a stop without falling over.

I am guessing these kids were on KTM's, which are awesome bikes for kids but ungodly loud with that 2-stroke "PING"ing tone.**

**still not a capital offense, Granny


What happened to 50cc kids bikes?
 
2018-02-12 08:24:31 PM  
How in the bloody hell does this not merit an attempted murder charge? WTF?
 
2018-02-12 08:35:35 PM  

WTFDYW: EyeHaveRisen: STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her

FTFY

/fark HER.  She was a kid once.  Enjoy jail  biatch

Lol. You're new at life aren't you. So cute.


An 84 year old woman was taken into custody after she fired a gun at children who were being too noisy

? What did I miss ?
 
2018-02-12 08:39:28 PM  

spacelord321: EyeHaveRisen: STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her

FTFY

/fark HER.  She was a kid once.  Enjoy jail  biatch

It's past your bedtime there kiddo.


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Past your mom's bedtime ,  dumbass.

Fire a gun at me and see where it gets you
 
2018-02-12 08:47:52 PM  
Hey, what's up with the site? I started having trouble accessing certain parts (sometimes all) starting around 4:56 pm pacific.
 
2018-02-12 08:52:04 PM  

bratface: Hey, what's up with the site? I started having trouble accessing certain parts (sometimes all) starting around 4:56 pm pacific.


You too, huh? May have been a server hiccup.
 
2018-02-12 09:00:25 PM  

spacelord321: fragMasterFlash: When I was about 12 or so i was delivering newspapers one afternoon and as I walked towards the porch of a house on my route and old lady slammed the door open, raised a pistol and started squeezing off shots. I thought I was dead until I realized she only had a BB pistol and was shooting at a cat crapping on her lawn. I never expected to see my life flash before my eyes as i tried hand a newspaper to a little old lady.

uncool story, bro

Newspaper?


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"Get off my lawn!"
 
2018-02-12 09:02:31 PM  
So nobody here thinks the parents of the motorcyclin' kids share some of the blame?
They got toys for their kids that are so unmuffled that a person with 84-year-old-ears thought it was too loud.
 
2018-02-12 09:34:18 PM  

EyeHaveRisen: spacelord321: EyeHaveRisen: STDMan69: I don't like old people or guns, but I really hate noisy kids, so good for her

FTFY

/fark HER.  She was a kid once.  Enjoy jail  biatch

It's past your bedtime there kiddo.

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Past your mom's bedtime ,  dumbass.

Fire a gun at me and see where it gets you


.. Not helping your case there sport.
 
2018-02-12 09:50:56 PM  

Medic Zero: Skyd1v: The Flexecutioner: what kind of motorcycle do 8 and 10 year olds ride? and how many motorcycles were revving?

When I was that age I was riding a KX80.  Moved up to a 250 when I finally got tall enough I could hold the bike up at a stop without falling over.

I am guessing these kids were on KTM's, which are awesome bikes for kids but ungodly loud with that 2-stroke "PING"ing tone.**

**still not a capital offense, Granny

What happened to 50cc kids bikes?


CPSC, I imagine
 
2018-02-12 10:11:23 PM  

Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: Fark guns,  fark this old biatch,  and fark republicans for blocking any attempt to control them.

Control guns,  that is


Controlling Republicans would do more good for the world.
 
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