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(Jacksonville.com)   Jaguars announce new uniforms for third time in six years, replacing those previously described "new, edgy and awe-inspiring"   ( jacksonville.com) divider line
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2018-02-12 03:24:16 PM  
fountain drinks will cost $5 throughout the stadium.

Be still my beating heart. What's the actual cost of that fountain drink? 15 cents including labor, rent/utilities and supplies? It's been a long time since I worked in a restaurant but I remember fountain drinks being a major money maker, even with free refills.
 
2018-02-12 04:47:48 PM  
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2018-02-12 08:20:04 PM  
Just please let the helmets be one color. That is all I ask.
 
2018-02-12 08:32:07 PM  
If you have to become good enough to win the AFC in order to prevent local blackouts, you're still just an advertisement for contraction
 
2018-02-12 08:41:46 PM  
They should make the new uniforms out of the pelts and hides of the Steelers, Monster Hunter style.
 
2018-02-12 08:42:30 PM  
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It's call the Jacksonville Technicolor Yawn.  They hope to win by forcing the opposing team to have seizures.
 
2018-02-12 08:51:52 PM  
With $ucce$$ comes new merchandi$e.
 
2018-02-12 09:06:56 PM  
Good. The only Nike-ized uniform that's been any good has been the Seahawks. The Jags are hideous and the Browns are a got-damnded travesty of design.
 
2018-02-12 09:39:12 PM  
Successful season = new uniforms = jersey revenue.

They have a damn good squad but this makes me question their commitment to actually winning an owl.
 
2018-02-12 09:52:56 PM  

iron_city_ap: Successful season = new uniforms = jersey revenue.

They have a damn good squad but this makes me question their commitment to actually winning an owl.


They had to wait 5 years to fix a uniform mistake. The two-toned helmets were an abomination, and they got rid of them as fast as league rules allowed.

As for the rest of the uniform, I trust Coughlin. The two New York teams going back to their classic, 1967 designs were wins for both franchises.

If we can get the Titans and Texans to trade color schemes, so Nashville gets 'Merica and Houston gets the Oilers back... life would be good.
 
2018-02-12 10:35:13 PM  

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It's call the Jacksonville Technicolor Yawn.  They hope to win by forcing the opposing team to have seizures.


No, that uniform is clearly the Jacksonville Molotov Cocktail.

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2018-02-13 12:09:53 AM  
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Not as new, edgy, and awe-inspiring as the Eagles new alternative uniforms.
 
2018-02-13 02:54:13 AM  

Dougie AXP: Good. The only Nike-ized uniform that's been any good has been the Seahawks. The Jags are hideous and the Browns are a got-damnded travesty of design.


FTFY.
 
2018-02-13 02:56:41 AM  
Hopefully, they will use the new merchandise money to educate Chris Berman, James Brown and Terry Bradshaw the team name is the JAGUARS, not Jag-Wires.
 
2018-02-13 06:08:19 AM  

damageddude: fountain drinks will cost $5 throughout the stadium.

Be still my beating heart. What's the actual cost of that fountain drink? 15 cents including labor, rent/utilities and supplies? It's been a long time since I worked in a restaurant but I remember fountain drinks being a major money maker, even with free refills.


I'd rather see a reduction in their beer prices.

/Went to a game there back in December.
 
2018-02-13 07:48:43 AM  
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2018-02-13 10:12:14 AM  

damageddude: fountain drinks will cost $5 throughout the stadium.

Be still my beating heart. What's the actual cost of that fountain drink? 15 cents including labor, rent/utilities and supplies? It's been a long time since I worked in a restaurant but I remember fountain drinks being a major money maker, even with free refills.


You're right  Fountain drinks are, by far, the largest non-alcoholic profit margin in the lower end food market.  It's beyond absurd.
 
2018-02-13 11:08:37 AM  

Khellendros: damageddude: fountain drinks will cost $5 throughout the stadium.

Be still my beating heart. What's the actual cost of that fountain drink? 15 cents including labor, rent/utilities and supplies? It's been a long time since I worked in a restaurant but I remember fountain drinks being a major money maker, even with free refills.

You're right  Fountain drinks are, by far, the largest non-alcoholic profit margin in the lower end food market.  It's beyond absurd.


What about popcorn? That has to cost a few cents.
 
2018-02-13 11:17:33 AM  

SkittlesAreYum: Khellendros: damageddude: fountain drinks will cost $5 throughout the stadium.

Be still my beating heart. What's the actual cost of that fountain drink? 15 cents including labor, rent/utilities and supplies? It's been a long time since I worked in a restaurant but I remember fountain drinks being a major money maker, even with free refills.

You're right  Fountain drinks are, by far, the largest non-alcoholic profit margin in the lower end food market.  It's beyond absurd.

What about popcorn? That has to cost a few cents.


Probably up there as well.  I haven't seen that one on industry lists.  Of course, it's a singular item, not a category.
 
2018-02-13 01:54:24 PM  
The new helmet design seems an improvement.
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2018-02-13 02:27:44 PM  
The uniforms are fine, just get a solid color on the damn helmet and you'd be solid.
 
2018-02-13 03:50:10 PM  

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It's call the Jacksonville Technicolor Yawn.  They hope to win by forcing the opposing team to have seizures.

No, that uniform is clearly the Jacksonville Molotov Cocktail.

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I am pretty sure that for the Jaguars, the "bomb" pass should be called the "Molotov Cocktail" now
 
2018-02-13 04:38:19 PM  
They should go with the color shock "baby poop" ones they tried out on Thursday Night a while ago. Those things were disgusting.
 
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