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(The Daily Beast)   And now plastic surgeons are trying to figure out the mystery behind Trump's hair   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, scalp reduction surgery, Plastic surgery, Steven Hoefflin, Baldness, common scalp reduction, Hair transplantation, Trump, Scalp skin  
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2018-02-11 07:19:25 PM  
It's Nutria pelt
 
2018-02-11 07:22:40 PM  
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2018-02-11 07:24:15 PM  
He probably just staples random animal pelts to his scalp each day.
 
2018-02-11 07:24:16 PM  
Trump's ex-wife Ivana claimed in a 1990 divorce deposition that plastic surgeon Steven Hoefflin, whose past clients included Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers, and Elizabeth Taylor, operated on Trump.

All successful plastic surgeries as evidenced by the quality of work done!
I'm glad that Trump had this flop of a scalp reduction so that he must attend to his freakshow of a hair mess in order to look just as stupid everyday as he usually is.
 
2018-02-11 07:26:28 PM  
It's actually alive.

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2018-02-11 07:31:26 PM  
Robin Williams on Donald Trump : April 17, 2011
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2018-02-11 07:32:08 PM  
Is it possible that it wasn't scalp reduction surgery, but rather an experimental brain reduction surgery?
 
2018-02-11 07:33:34 PM  

Anastacya: He probably just staples random animal pelts to his scalp each day.


Tribbles hate Klingons.
 
2018-02-11 07:50:43 PM  
If he was a sane, rational, reasonably intelligent, non-asshole President, I wouldn't give two farks If he wore a blinking dildo covered hockey helmet every day.
 
2018-02-11 07:55:34 PM  
My guess is an ill-fitting human suit.
 
2018-02-11 08:03:28 PM  
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2018-02-11 08:07:41 PM  
Plugs. The cheapest hotel room surgeon plugs he could find.
 
2018-02-11 08:08:05 PM  
The secret is that he lies out of every pore and follicle.
 
2018-02-11 08:08:06 PM  
It's his real hair. A beautiful, majestic mane atop his svelt aryan features.
 
2018-02-11 08:09:51 PM  
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2018-02-11 08:09:53 PM  
Trump's ex-wife Ivana claimed in a 1990 divorce deposition that plastic surgeon Steven Hoefflin, whose past clients included Michael Jackson, Joan Rivers, and Elizabeth Taylor, operated on Trump. He denied the claim, according to a 1993 Newsday report.

Now, my question is did he just deny it or did he strongly deny it?  That's important in Trumpworld.

It's also not quite clear if it is the Doctor who is denying that he operated on Trump or Trump denying that he was operated on.
 
2018-02-11 08:11:27 PM  
I combed my hair up like his for a job interview. Well, as much as I could. Figured if it worked for him, it would get me a position I wasn't qualified for.

Did it work? It did not.

 I've never been a glibly liar.
 
2018-02-11 08:12:37 PM  
Vanity, thy name is Trump.
 
2018-02-11 08:13:38 PM  
FTFA: "Yes, if you see a vertical incision on the back of the scalp on the crown, that's very typical of a scalp reduction."

I think people are missing the more obvious answer that the scar is evidence that Trump had a lobotomy.  That would explain so much.
 
2018-02-11 08:14:33 PM  

markie_farkie: If he was a sane, rational, reasonably intelligent, non-asshole President, I wouldn't give two farks If he wore a blinking dildo covered hockey helmet every day.


*immediately runs to trademark Blinking Dildo Covered Hockey Helmet for Rush coverband name*
 
2018-02-11 08:15:24 PM  
Kids in the Hall - go to YouTube and find "My Horrible Secret"
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2018-02-11 08:16:08 PM  
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2018-02-11 08:16:28 PM  
Just go to the right barber...

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2018-02-11 08:17:23 PM  
I find it hard to believe that he'd have surgery for his hair & not do something about that face.
 
2018-02-11 08:19:45 PM  
I've seen tens of thousands of bald/balding men (myself included) and I have NEVER seen one where the balding pattern was at the back of the head, running vertically in the middle bisecting the scalp leaving hair near the ears.

 All others were the classic "horse shoe" shape where the lower back part of the head is one of the few places where the hair actually hangs on.

No way in hell is that clear middle baldness on the back of his scalp the result of the natural progression of baldness.  I have no doubt that he had the "flap" surgery and it likely failed just as Ivana testified to in their divorce.   And like others, I would not give a fart in the wind except for his very public tendency to insult others constantly based on their physical appearance.
 
2018-02-11 08:20:02 PM  

markie_farkie: If he was a sane, rational, reasonably intelligent, non-asshole President, I wouldn't give two farks If he wore a blinking dildo covered hockey helmet every day.


Yet, here he is living rent-free in your head every day.
 
2018-02-11 08:20:27 PM  
It's hereditary
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2018-02-11 08:21:04 PM  
The bottom line is that he should have been wearing wigs or shaving that shiat off as soon as the '90s hit.  But the fact that he doesn't shows that not only is he completely delusional, but he's probably broke as well.   Any Men's Wearhouse will fit a suit for what has to be pennies to people Trump pretends he's as rich as, and in New York there have to be really good tailors that probably cost some cash but will make you look good.  On top of that, there must be thousands of stylists who could make Trump at least look normal instead of a wad of cookie dough that got poured into a suit after going through a barbershop.

So why doesn't he have some of those people?  Is he broke or cheap?  I think it's a combination of the two, but all I know is that not only is he the most pathetic president we've had, but also one of the most slovenly.  He's just a pile of turds.
 
2018-02-11 08:21:48 PM  
It's hair all the way to the front
 
2018-02-11 08:21:49 PM  
This guy has lied for a living his entire life.

Fake billionaire.
Fake wives.
Fake kids.
Fake business acumen.
Fake campaign.

You think he's going to draw the line at hair?
 
2018-02-11 08:22:28 PM  
With the plethora of bullshiat that is Trump,  it is nice to just focus on his ridiculous hair and forget the rest,  if not for a moment.
 
2018-02-11 08:23:05 PM  

Mega Steve: It's hereditary
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2018-02-11 08:26:50 PM  
The symbiote that lives on his head is tired to being referred to in this derogatory fashion.

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2018-02-11 08:28:00 PM  
And this is important...why?
 
2018-02-11 08:28:14 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: The bottom line is that he should have been wearing wigs or shaving that shiat off as soon as the '90s hit.  But the fact that he doesn't shows that not only is he completely delusional, but he's probably broke as well.   Any Men's Wearhouse will fit a suit for what has to be pennies to people Trump pretends he's as rich as, and in New York there have to be really good tailors that probably cost some cash but will make you look good.  On top of that, there must be thousands of stylists who could make Trump at least look normal instead of a wad of cookie dough that got poured into a suit after going through a barbershop.

So why doesn't he have some of those people?  Is he broke or cheap?  I think it's a combination of the two, but all I know is that not only is he the most pathetic president we've had, but also one of the most slovenly.  He's just a pile of turds.


I don't think he's so broke that he can't afford a proper tailor.   I think he's the kind of person who is too paranoid/delusional to accept advice from anyone.   Yes, his clothes look like they are from the closet of an ambulance chasing lawyer working out of a storefront office in the ghetto.
 
2018-02-11 08:28:41 PM  
He has had Scalp-reduction surgery, it's is a known fact. Not sure why it's a question.
 
2018-02-11 08:30:24 PM  

Weatherkiss: It's his real hair. A beautiful, majestic mane atop his svelt aryan features.


We've found Ben Garrison's Fark handle.
 
2018-02-11 08:32:38 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: markie_farkie: If he was a sane, rational, reasonably intelligent, non-asshole President, I wouldn't give two farks If he wore a blinking dildo covered hockey helmet every day.

Yet, here he is living rent-free in your head every day.


OUCH.
Any ideas on how to evict the bastard? He's tearing the place up.
 
2018-02-11 08:37:01 PM  

Mega Steve: It's hereditary
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biatch looks she was plucked from a Roald Dahl book.
 
2018-02-11 08:37:03 PM  
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2018-02-11 08:38:35 PM  

Mega Steve: It's hereditary
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Dead woman regrets killing truffula tree. Lorax said to be disconsolate.
 
2018-02-11 08:39:36 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: This guy has lied for a living his entire life.

Fake billionaire.
Fake wives.
Fake kids.
Fake business acumen.
Fake campaign.

You think he's going to draw the line at hair?


I'm surprised it isn't curly.
 
2018-02-11 08:43:33 PM  

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2018-02-11 08:43:33 PM  
 
2018-02-11 08:43:41 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: This guy has lied for a living his entire life.

Fake billionaire.
Fake wives.
Fake kids.
Fake business acumen.
Fake campaign.

You think he's going to draw the line at hair?


And yet....Hillary STILL lost to the guy.

Weird.
 
2018-02-11 08:43:50 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: FTFA: "Yes, if you see a vertical incision on the back of the scalp on the crown, that's very typical of a scalp reduction."

I think people are missing the more obvious answer that the scar is evidence that Trump had a lobotomy.  That would explain so much.


iirc, lobotomy surgery can be performed via an eye socket - and no, that isn't a dig at Huckabee-Sanders.
 
2018-02-11 08:43:56 PM  
That was some disturbing Frankenstein shiat, there. I didn't need to see that.
 
2018-02-11 08:45:42 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Zevon's Evil Twin: This guy has lied for a living his entire life.

Fake billionaire.
Fake wives.
Fake kids.
Fake business acumen.
Fake campaign.

You think he's going to draw the line at hair?

And yet....Hillary STILL lost to the guy.

Weird.


 Sad.
 
2018-02-11 08:45:46 PM  
Everyone knows it's installed in the Twitting Chamber when he awakes.

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2018-02-11 08:45:48 PM  

PapermonkeyExpress: Zevon's Evil Twin: This guy has lied for a living his entire life.

Fake billionaire.
Fake wives.
Fake kids.
Fake business acumen.
Fake campaign.

You think he's going to draw the line at hair?

And yet....Hillary STILL lost to the guy.

Weird.


almost......suspect.....
 
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