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(I Heart Radio)   Let a box of Cap'n Crunch go stale? That's a beatin'   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Cap'n Crunch cereal, Violence, Crime, English-language films, Bullying, Aggression, Victim, Cap'n Crunch  
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2018-02-09 04:23:07 PM  
10 votes:

guestguy: Smith was especially angry since he is missing teeth, making it difficult to eat.

O_o  Why in the bloody hell would you ever buy Cap'n Crunch then?  That shiat is like razor blades when it's fresh, and you have teeth to help defend your vulnerable mouth flesh.


Cap'n Crunch is painless
It lacerates your anus
So I would take or leave it if I could
2018-02-09 04:00:40 PM  
8 votes:
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2018-02-09 03:52:40 PM  
7 votes:
Breakfast cereal trifecta in play!

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2018-02-09 04:07:12 PM  
6 votes:
Ahh, the cereal that will make you bleed while eating it.
2018-02-09 03:09:59 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-02-09 03:05:13 PM  
6 votes:
Wait wait wait. You mean it's not made that way?
2018-02-09 04:17:21 PM  
5 votes:

blatz514: Ahh, the cereal that will make you bleed while eating it.


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2018-02-09 04:13:50 PM  
5 votes:
CSB: My brother in law, a chef at a country club, told me about a dishwasher at the club who didn't understand why people didn't like stale foods. The dishwasher said "It's just a different texture."
OOF
2018-02-09 04:13:47 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-02-09 04:44:42 PM  
4 votes:

Fano: guestguy: Smith was especially angry since he is missing teeth, making it difficult to eat.

O_o  Why in the bloody hell would you ever buy Cap'n Crunch then?  That shiat is like razor blades when it's fresh, and you have teeth to help defend your vulnerable mouth flesh.

Cap'n Crunch is painless
It lacerates your anus
So I would take or leave it if I could


Motherfarker.

I get home from work just as MASH is coming on, and I leave it on as background noise while I get dinner, etc.....

you have ruined it for me.  forever.
2018-02-09 04:24:22 PM  
4 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Is that even possible?


Seriously, you could store a wet sponge in the bag and the things would still feel like a cross-breed between Corn Pops and obsidian arrowheads.
2018-02-09 04:38:11 PM  
3 votes:
Raspil:  women need to accept their roles and stop complaining and just let men do whatever they want.  they're going to, anyway.
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2018-02-09 04:29:05 PM  
3 votes:

Raspil: we as a species are literally never going to question what any man does where violence is concerned.  men are violent and stupid as fark and we should just accept this.  there is no changing it, and to try is rude.  women need to accept their roles and stop complaining and just let men do whatever they want.  they're going to, anyway.


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2018-02-09 04:15:49 PM  
3 votes:
Psst....Captain Crunch isn't really a captain. He's just some guy dressed up.
2018-02-09 04:08:52 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-02-09 04:07:45 PM  
3 votes:
I call bullshiat. How would you even know?
2018-02-09 04:02:04 PM  
3 votes:

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At first I thought those kids were these kids

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2018-02-09 05:12:28 PM  
2 votes:

70Ford: Raspil:  women need to accept their roles and stop complaining and just let men do whatever they want.  they're going to, anyway.
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Yeah, the last thing she needs is another sammich.
2018-02-09 03:52:25 PM  
2 votes:
Whatever it takes to defeat the Soggies
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2018-02-09 06:22:23 PM  
1 vote:
I bet you could use a handful of Cap'n Crunch to strip the paint off a car.
2018-02-09 05:57:43 PM  
1 vote:
I have printed this out and have taped it to our cereal cupboard. We've all wanted to beat the snot out of folks who don't seal the farking bag.

Come to think of it, nearly every other bagged product has a zip lock thing. Why not cereal? Because the man wants it to stale so you buy more, like the chump you are.
2018-02-09 05:29:00 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Ahh, the cereal that will make you bleed while eating it.


Not when they're stale.
2018-02-09 04:58:25 PM  
1 vote:
At least he wasn't a cereal killer.
2018-02-09 04:25:14 PM  
1 vote:

guestguy: Smith was especially angry since he is missing teeth, making it difficult to eat.

O_o  Why in the bloody hell would you ever buy Cap'n Crunch then?  That shiat is like razor blades when it's fresh, and you have teeth to help defend your vulnerable mouth flesh.


Missing teeth
52
Has roommate
Lives in Moundville, AL (which apparently exists)

I dunno. A man can only take so much.
2018-02-09 04:24:02 PM  
1 vote:
I understand this.  Anyone who doesn't take the bag out of the box, fold the empty portion of the bag in half perpendicular to the direction you are about to roll it, roll it tightly leaving no air in the head space, and clip are heathens who should be punished.

/No, just rolling it and clipping in the middle doesn't count.  The fold is what keeps air from coming in from the sides.
2018-02-09 04:17:27 PM  
1 vote:
Is that even possible?
2018-02-09 04:10:11 PM  
1 vote:
If you ever find yourself in a place called ""Moundville," it's time to reassess your life.
2018-02-09 04:09:37 PM  
1 vote:
Eating Cap'n Crunch - Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
 
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