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(I Heart Radio)   Let a box of Cap'n Crunch go stale? That's a beatin'   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Cap'n Crunch cereal, Violence, Crime, English-language films, Bullying, Aggression, Victim, Cap'n Crunch  
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2018-02-09 04:08:51 PM  
6 votes:
Smith was especially angry since he is missing teeth, making it difficult to eat.

O_o  Why in the bloody hell would you ever buy Cap'n Crunch then?  That shiat is like razor blades when it's fresh, and you have teeth to help defend your vulnerable mouth flesh.
2018-02-09 04:10:11 PM  
3 votes:
If you ever find yourself in a place called ""Moundville," it's time to reassess your life.
2018-02-09 04:07:12 PM  
3 votes:
Ahh, the cereal that will make you bleed while eating it.
2018-02-09 04:23:07 PM  
2 votes:

guestguy: Smith was especially angry since he is missing teeth, making it difficult to eat.

O_o  Why in the bloody hell would you ever buy Cap'n Crunch then?  That shiat is like razor blades when it's fresh, and you have teeth to help defend your vulnerable mouth flesh.


Cap'n Crunch is painless
It lacerates your anus
So I would take or leave it if I could
2018-02-09 04:00:40 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 10:32:28 PM  
1 vote:
I'm confused? Doesn't cereal get soggy/soft if you do not properly close the bag? And if so, wouldn't he (the 'attacker') prefer it if he didn't properly close the bag?
2018-02-09 05:56:55 PM  
1 vote:
How do you eat Cap'n Crunch with no teeth?  You'd have to let it sit in the milk for about 20 minutes.  I have all my teeth and the roof of my mouth always gets shredded no matter how careful I am.
2018-02-09 05:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
Randy Shaftoe wanted for questioning...
2018-02-09 04:20:46 PM  
1 vote:
we as a species are literally never going to question what any man does where violence is concerned.  men are violent and stupid as fark and we should just accept this.  there is no changing it, and to try is rude.  women need to accept their roles and stop complaining and just let men do whatever they want.  they're going to, anyway.
2018-02-09 04:09:37 PM  
1 vote:
Eating Cap'n Crunch - Cryptonomicon by Neal Stephenson
2018-02-09 03:52:25 PM  
1 vote:
Whatever it takes to defeat the Soggies
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2018-02-09 03:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-09 03:05:13 PM  
1 vote:
Wait wait wait. You mean it's not made that way?
 
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