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(The Union Leader)   Man accused of stealing bongo drums pleads guilty to throwing a shotgun into a pond. Your move, Florida   ( unionleader.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Theft, south hampton, Rockingham County, New Hampshire, South Hampton police, South Hampton school, School custodian Stan, bongo drums, receiving stolen property  
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2018-02-09 02:25:03 PM  
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2018-02-09 02:33:11 PM  
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2018-02-09 03:01:58 PM  
Listen, moistened bongo thieves distributin' shotguns is no basis for a system of government.
 
2018-02-09 03:07:36 PM  
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2018-02-09 03:45:54 PM  
I'm sure many people would like to bang on Gloria Estefan's bongos.

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2018-02-09 03:53:32 PM  
Have you ever tried playing bongos while wielding a shotgun?  I can understand his frustration...
 
2018-02-09 03:53:57 PM  
No drum no party!
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2018-02-09 03:55:51 PM  
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"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a shotgun at you."

/Got nothing.
 
2018-02-09 03:56:35 PM  
I threw the shotgun
But I did not steal the bongo drums
I threw the shotgun
But I did not steal the bongo drums
 
2018-02-09 03:56:42 PM  
"The custodian was at the school painting chick and bunny feet on the floors for students to find when they showed up in the morning. "


Sweet,  sweet overtime.
 
2018-02-09 04:00:56 PM  
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Can't stand ya!
 
2018-02-09 04:03:03 PM  

darth_badger: "The custodian was at the school painting chick and bunny feet on the floors for students to find when they showed up in the morning. "


Sweet,  sweet overtime.


The school district I work for has custodians who are scheduled for 2-10pm, so no, not overtime.
 
2018-02-09 04:03:34 PM  
I guess his plan to bang on the drum all day didn't work out so well.
 
2018-02-09 04:03:42 PM  

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"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a shotgun at you."

/Got nothing.


Less than nothing, because I made that joke an hour ago.
 
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2018-02-09 04:07:10 PM  
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2018-02-09 04:08:53 PM  
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2018-02-09 04:18:25 PM  
So, wait, he plead guilty to, what, littering? Improper disposal?
 
2018-02-09 04:20:25 PM  
"I don't wanna play
I just wanna throw this shotgun away..."

Yeah, I got nuthin'
 
2018-02-09 04:35:50 PM  
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2018-02-09 05:34:16 PM  
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2018-02-09 06:52:07 PM  
Lol, reminds me of one my more interesting acquaintances who had a psycho girlfriend.  She got mad at him over <who the hell knows this time> and she threw a couple of big bookshelves worth of books into the complex retention pond, along with probably $10k of firearms and god knows how much ammunition.

He still didn't leave her.  It wouldn't surprise me if he was still with her after these 25 years.

/She once keyed every surface of his car
//oh the stories I could tell
///You betcha it was in Florida
 
2018-02-09 07:04:41 PM  
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2018-02-09 07:11:30 PM  

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"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a shotgun at you."

/Got nothing.


I was going to try that reference myself but I have had second thoughts, so I'll let the women lying in ponds lie and to Hell with guys who throw shotguns at them.
 
2018-02-09 07:23:40 PM  
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🎶 I betcha didn't know that I had bongos🎶
 
2018-02-09 08:59:14 PM  
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RIP Monkey Boy. And the chimp too.
 
2018-02-09 09:55:40 PM  
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