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(NYPost)   Married Utah Lawmaker who is a self-described "strong advocate for conservative family values [and] traditional marriage," who voted last year to sharply increase penalties for soliciting prostitutes has resigned after ... yep, with taxpayer money, no less (some NSFW pics)   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Mobile phone, Salt Lake City, Utah, United States House of Representatives, Hotel, Stanard, Salt Lake County, Utah, Prostitution  
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2018-02-09 02:11:04 PM  
He doth protested too much. That's how it always goes...
 
2018-02-09 02:16:57 PM  
One of these two people is a worthless whore.

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The other one has massive breasts.
 
2018-02-09 02:18:18 PM  
He fixed the cable with taxpayer dollars?
 
2018-02-09 02:21:23 PM  
Well, he obviously should have paid another $130,000 in taxpayer money to have her shut up about it!
 
2018-02-09 02:21:45 PM  

RJReves: One of these two people is a worthless whore.

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The other one has massive breasts.


She actually works for a living.
 
2018-02-09 02:22:17 PM  
So subby how else do you propose that he conduct the all important research into the issue? Just being responsible in my humble opinion.
 
2018-02-09 02:22:41 PM  
He probably showed her some good trickle down economics.
 
2018-02-09 02:23:37 PM  
Utah GOP leaders were overheard saying "Wheww. At least it's a woman. That's a relief."
 
2018-02-09 02:24:07 PM  

Anastacya: He doth protested too much. That's how it always goes...


Yeah. Just pay for your own hooker and shut up about it.
 
2018-02-09 02:24:54 PM  
I read the first sentence and assumed it was going to be about Orrin Hatch and his strong support for Rob Porter in the face of those lying women.
 
2018-02-09 02:25:03 PM  
Are he and Chaffetz related?
 
2018-02-09 02:25:20 PM  

stoli n coke: Utah GOP leaders were overheard saying "Wheww. At least it's a woman. That's a relief."


"And over 18. I think the real problem is Hillary Clinton and Benghazi, why is the media not talking about that?"
 
2018-02-09 02:25:45 PM  
If only there was some way for hypocrisy to invalidate a law.
 
2018-02-09 02:25:50 PM  
And it continues to hold true: if a republican says they're against it, they are most likely doing it.

...Or doing her in this case...
 
2018-02-09 02:26:09 PM  
Should we start calling this pulling a Spencer ?
 
2018-02-09 02:27:38 PM  
Whoa, slow down there player, this is good stuff. You then used taxpayer money, right?
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2018-02-09 02:28:21 PM  
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2018-02-09 02:30:24 PM  
I'm ok with this. More politicians should return tax revenue to the people.
 
2018-02-09 02:30:26 PM  
Give the guy a break, he rented the motel room because of a legislative session he was attending at the state capital.  It's not like he put the actual escort services on his expense report, he probably paid cash, really classy like.
 
2018-02-09 02:34:25 PM  
Is her name Biggie Smalls?
 
2018-02-09 02:34:54 PM  
Stanard's attorney Walter Bugden told the DailyMail.com: "Given the current climate in this country with misconduct allegations and the way things are happening in the media right now, there isn't any explanation that my client could give that would overcome the shadow of these allegations.

Well, your client could produce his work-provided cell phone to prove that the messages that he's accused of sending to this lady were not actually sent by ...

It was unclear if the House would be able to check whether Stanard used a state-issued cellphone to text Taylor, 39, because someone electronically wiped the phone, which no longer contains the messages.

Oh, nevermind.  Here's a tip you can give to all your clients in the future: get rid of the evidence which proves you are guilty but KEEP the evidence that proves you are innocent.
 
2018-02-09 02:35:56 PM  
"It was a one-hour session and it went pretty quickly, then the rest of it was chatting,"

LOL
 
2018-02-09 02:36:43 PM  
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2018-02-09 02:36:52 PM  
"Do as i say, not as I do. I'm special and don't have to follow the rules" said evety politician ever.
 
2018-02-09 02:37:20 PM  
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2018-02-09 02:37:26 PM  
That woman's bra size is 38 OMG
 
2018-02-09 02:38:22 PM  
Taylor - a mom of a 10-year-old boy - claimed that Stanard first approached her on March 7, 2017.

Billy, what does your mom do for a living?

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2018-02-09 02:38:31 PM  
They're always the milkshakiest ducks.
 
2018-02-09 02:38:47 PM  
There are worse things my tax dollars could be going to.
 
2018-02-09 02:39:02 PM  
If he's going to be using my tax money to buy hooker, I demand that he buy a better class of hooker.
 
2018-02-09 02:39:10 PM  

kindms: Should we start calling this pulling a Spencer ?


Spitzer. UGH. I think thats enough posting for today
 
2018-02-09 02:40:09 PM  
I really hope there's a special place in Hell for these assholes.
 
2018-02-09 02:41:32 PM  

AsparagusFTW: He probably showed her some good trickle down economics.


Don't you mean "dribble down"?
 
2018-02-09 02:41:51 PM  
$250? How much for a call girl with a bum?
 
2018-02-09 02:42:04 PM  

Atillathepun: Are he and Chaffetz related?


Welll it's Utah, and the Mormon family trees, big as they are  tend to be a bit sparse in the "branches" department
 
2018-02-09 02:42:39 PM  
Yeah, looks like we don't have exactly the hottest call girls here in Utah...

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2018-02-09 02:42:43 PM  

stoli n coke: Utah GOP leaders were overheard saying "Wheww. At least it's a woman. That's a relief."


"Too bad she wasn't fourteen. We really could have rallied around this one."
 
2018-02-09 02:43:01 PM  
Merely following in the foot steps of Joseph Smith.
 
2018-02-09 02:44:51 PM  

RJReves: One of these two people is a worthless whore.

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The other one has massive breasts.


One has big tits, the other is a big tit.
 
2018-02-09 02:46:04 PM  
Not bad for $250. Shame about the pancake ass though.
 
2018-02-09 02:48:12 PM  
"I'm a Christian campaigning on restoring DECENCY AND FAMILY VALUES!"

Hello, Las Vegas? Yeah, I'm putting $100 on underage girl, in his office, within 6 months of his swearing in.
 
2018-02-09 02:48:41 PM  

Magorn: Atillathepun: Are he and Chaffetz related?

Welll it's Utah, and the Mormon family trees, big as they are  tend to be a bit sparse in the "branches" department


Apparently, Chaffetz was raised Jewish and converted, which takes a special kind of stupid. Also, his dad's first wife was Kitty Dukakis, and his older half brother was adopted by Michael, which strikes me as odd when his actual father was still alive. I suspect the elder Chaffetz was an ass clown. Probably not inbred, though.
 
2018-02-09 02:49:16 PM  
Imagine the reaction to hooking up with a prostitute after voting for humanitarian legislation that promoted drug treatment centers, healthcare, sexual health services like STI testing and abortion, daycare, prenatal care, minimum wage increases, post-secondary education aid, stiffer penalties for sexual harassment and domestic violence, and women's shelters.

Now look at the reaction to hooking up with a prostitute after sponsoring moralistic legislation that simply stiffened penalties against prostitutes.

Guess which trick looks like less of a hypocrite...?
 
2018-02-09 02:49:21 PM  
It was all a misunderstanding.  He was supposed to keep *abreast* of the situation.
 
2018-02-09 02:50:44 PM  

Banned on the Run: That woman's bra size is 38 OMG


Oh my.

I spent a few moments staring at a set the other day, trying to decide if they were bolt-ons or not. I'm usually very good at this, so it was a puzzler.

Then I realized this: if you can't decide in 20 seconds, it doesn't matter.
 
2018-02-09 02:50:45 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Not bad for $250. Shame about the pancake ass though.


No kidding. My anaconda don't want none.
 
2018-02-09 02:53:47 PM  
If Stanard plops his hypocritical ass down on your toilet, get the plunger ready - HE BEEFS. Rumor has it, after paying a hooker to watch him poop, he shiat in the shower and heeled it down the drain.
 
2018-02-09 02:55:19 PM  
He was just researching the issue first-hand is all. Alright,  maybe first-penis a little bit too.
 
2018-02-09 02:55:48 PM  
Yet another Utah unwed mother on welfare.
 
2018-02-09 02:56:12 PM  

mrparks: I'm ok with this. More politicians should return tax revenue to the people.


Yeah, she got her own stimulus package. Of course, she complained about it not being nearly big enough.
 
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