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2018-02-09 04:28:54 PM  
36 votes:
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2018-02-09 05:13:46 PM  
27 votes:
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2018-02-09 04:23:01 PM  
10 votes:
If you fry kale in bacon grease, then dip it in ranch dressing, it tastes fine.
2018-02-09 04:45:27 PM  
8 votes:

Thingster: Fry 3 or 4 strips of bacon to crisp, pull the bacon, add kale, toss, add balsamic vinegar, cover, then cook until soft, then remove the kale.  Cut up bacon, add back and serve.


FTFY. With those little tweaks it's a tasty recipe.
2018-02-09 04:39:54 PM  
4 votes:
This is the only acceptable use for kale in a restaurant
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2018-02-09 06:27:22 PM  
3 votes:

Hickory-smoked: Kale and spinach smoothie with almond milk, frozen banana, berries, and a few dates.

Yeah, it actually tastes good. Fight me.


I bet you have nice manmaries.
2018-02-09 05:10:04 PM  
3 votes:
Kale and spinach smoothie with almond milk, frozen banana, berries, and a few dates.

Yeah, it actually tastes good. Fight me.
2018-02-09 03:04:31 PM  
3 votes:
Narrator: No, you didn't.
2018-02-09 05:19:13 PM  
2 votes:
In that last sentence above I said the exact same thing two different ways.

It must be all the pesticides on the kale pickling my brain.
2018-02-09 04:35:18 PM  
2 votes:
It still tastes like eating compost, so we're even.
2018-02-09 04:29:28 PM  
2 votes:

Dumski: I have a SIL that rides every gluten free kale trend that comes out. She's still unhealthy, overweight and old. Also made my brother pussy whipped so that he is going to naturopaths for useless products and procedures too.
Jeesus..


As a designated sibling its your job to beat the stupid out of him
2018-02-09 07:15:46 PM  
1 vote:

Radioactive Ass: Smelly Pirate Hooker: She references an article she wrote about it in 1975. I wouldn't say she's singlehandedly responsible for its supposed coolness, though she seems to think she is.

I don't hate kale but I don't love it. I generally avoid almost all greens because they taste yucky. If you have to add bacon to something to make people wanna eat it, let's face it, it sucks.

Bacon is just a flavoring.You can also use Canola oil or peanut oil or olive oil or whatever. You have to eat some fruits and vegetables because we are all omnivores and it's unhealthy not to. You don't want to get the rickets do you? Are you also against butter? Do you cook a steak without any salt, pepper or a touch of Wiltshire or Soy sauce? Lets face it. All food is bland on its own. Think of it this way. Most food is the way to get the good flavors into your mouth. Do you eat a baked potato without butter or sour cream?


LOL, lighten up, Francis. Bitter greens taste shiatty to me. They're not the only vegetable. And bacon is food, not just flavoring. Your shiat is just crazy talk.
2018-02-09 06:49:34 PM  
1 vote:

menschenfresser: CSB: I've never liked leafy greens of any type, but was ordered to start eating them by my doctor. I went through all the lettuces and hated just about all of them, but then tried kale and it was much better-tasting than lettuce in a salad. I wanted to dislike it because of its trendiness but it's much better to me than lettuce. So now I eat kale almost every day.

/CSB


I think preferring kale to lettuce makes you an actual monster
2018-02-09 04:26:19 PM  
1 vote:
I like that TFA goes from "Raah hipsters are terrible with kale!" to "the real way to do kale is these very hipster sounding ways of preparing it".
2018-02-09 04:18:25 PM  
1 vote:
I have a SIL that rides every gluten free kale trend that comes out. She's still unhealthy, overweight and old. Also made my brother pussy whipped so that he is going to naturopaths for useless products and procedures too.
Jeesus..
 
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