Dumski: I have a SIL that rides every gluten free kale trend that comes out. She's still unhealthy, overweight and old. Also made my brother pussy whipped so that he is going to naturopaths for useless products and procedures too.Jeesus..
edmo: Get back to me when MickeyDs has kale fries....
guestguy: If you fry kale in bacon grease, then dip it in ranch dressing, it tastes fine.
feralbaby: edmo: Get back to me when MickeyDs has kale fries....I don't care, I'm going to say it.Roast up a bunch of kale and sprinkle with olive oil , salt and Mrs. Dash whatever spice, you won't miss fries.That said, it takes a crap ton of kale to make a batch./ makes you crap tons too
Thingster: Fry 3 or 4 strips of bacon to crisp, pull the bacon, add kale, toss, add balsamic vinegar, cover, then cook until soft, then remove the kale. Cut up bacon, add back and serve.
Super Chronic: Raw kale is nasty in any quantity.
70Ford: /oblig[i.imgflip.com image 721x262]
Hickory-smoked: Kale and spinach smoothie with almond milk, frozen banana, berries, and a few dates.Yeah, it actually tastes good. Fight me.
Smelly Pirate Hooker: She references an article she wrote about it in 1975. I wouldn't say she's singlehandedly responsible for its supposed coolness, though she seems to think she is.I don't hate kale but I don't love it. I generally avoid almost all greens because they taste yucky. If you have to add bacon to something to make people wanna eat it, let's face it, it sucks.
anuran: This is the only acceptable use for kale in a restaurant[search.chow.com image 840x517]
Radioactive Ass: Smelly Pirate Hooker: She references an article she wrote about it in 1975. I wouldn't say she's singlehandedly responsible for its supposed coolness, though she seems to think she is.I don't hate kale but I don't love it. I generally avoid almost all greens because they taste yucky. If you have to add bacon to something to make people wanna eat it, let's face it, it sucks.Bacon is just a flavoring.You can also use Canola oil or peanut oil or olive oil or whatever. You have to eat some fruits and vegetables because we are all omnivores and it's unhealthy not to. You don't want to get the rickets do you? Are you also against butter? Do you cook a steak without any salt, pepper or a touch of Wiltshire or Soy sauce? Lets face it. All food is bland on its own. Think of it this way. Most food is the way to get the good flavors into your mouth. Do you eat a baked potato without butter or sour cream?
menschenfresser: CSB: I've never liked leafy greens of any type, but was ordered to start eating them by my doctor. I went through all the lettuces and hated just about all of them, but then tried kale and it was much better-tasting than lettuce in a salad. I wanted to dislike it because of its trendiness but it's much better to me than lettuce. So now I eat kale almost every day./CSB
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