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(CTV News)   It's time we compiled a list of the most Canadian crimes ever   ( regina.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2018-02-09 02:11:34 PM  
26 votes:
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/oblig
2018-02-09 02:10:37 PM  
16 votes:
"...perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall"

That thief is definitely going to perogietory.
2018-02-09 01:09:16 PM  
7 votes:
RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.
2018-02-09 12:53:20 PM  
7 votes:
Number one is Jim Carey sneaking into this country and stealing jobs from ACTUAL funny people.
2018-02-09 02:30:07 PM  
4 votes:
Illegal parking during snow removal.

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2018-02-09 02:21:11 PM  
3 votes:
Desecrating a picture of Alan Thicke.
Inauthentic beaver cosplay.
Failure to own a hockey stick.
2018-02-09 02:16:26 PM  
3 votes:
So, uh, I just want to let you know that I'm really sorry about robbing your bank, eh.
2018-02-09 02:26:14 PM  
2 votes:
Also

Police Chase in the snow
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2018-02-09 02:24:12 PM  
2 votes:
KITH Police Chase
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This Police chase
2018-02-09 02:21:05 PM  
2 votes:
Poutine. How many more people have to die?
2018-02-09 02:17:14 PM  
2 votes:
The 1990 Ziox uprising?

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2018-02-09 02:16:35 PM  
2 votes:
Stealing from Ukrainians? Bet it was those filthy Uzbeks again.
Uzbeks
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2018-02-09 02:13:59 PM  
2 votes:
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the perogies and run
Go on, take the perogies and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the perogies and run
Go on, take the perogies and run
2018-02-09 01:18:22 PM  
2 votes:
I'll contribute a few:

Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve
Police arrest suspect attempting to escape on an ice floe
Grand Theft Antler
2018-02-09 04:33:36 PM  
1 vote:
Here's one that would make an interesting TV episode: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british​-​columbia/mount-seymour-closure-1.45140​38

Highlights:
- 2 men go camping
- A knife fight occurs during the night
- Each man calls 911 separately, hours apart
- Police arrives... with snowshoes.

Sometimes you just don't need to know the story, although I'd certainly love to know WTF happened.
2018-02-09 03:52:31 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Other Canadian crimes:

Stealing from Tim Horton's.
Sex with a moose
Building igloos that weren't up to code.
Selling forged hockey tickets.
Not saying sorry when somebody bumped into you.


Ever since moose were recognized as legal persons ("cuz, they've got more personality than corporations, eh?" - Justice Mackenzie in R. v. Mackenzie) and repeal of the Anti-moosecengination Act of 1924, you simply have to ensure you have the moose's informed consent and that it is of legal age.
2018-02-09 03:45:26 PM  
1 vote:

Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


THIS.

Lest we forget the "Great Maple Syrup Heist" of I forget when...

/In before Brantgoose
2018-02-09 02:50:27 PM  
1 vote:
Suspect was not in a car or on foot. Suspect was on paw.

*Looks randomly around vicinity*
*Ambles away whistling, trying not to accidentally grrr*
2018-02-09 02:21:05 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


I'm half Ukie, and I agree.


The wife's half Polish, pierogies are delicious.  Not particularly good for the arteries or the waistline because of the butter she fries them in...but nevertheless, tempting.  Also kielbasa and sauerkraut.

None of which are very Canadian.

Sorry.
2018-02-09 02:11:24 PM  
1 vote:
A supplies teacher getting hammered by her student.
2018-02-09 02:10:30 PM  
1 vote:
Allowing Justin Beiber to exist has to be near the top of the list
 
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