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(CTV News)   It's time we compiled a list of the most Canadian crimes ever   ( regina.ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2018-02-09 01:09:16 PM  
7 votes:
RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.
2018-02-09 02:10:30 PM  
6 votes:
Allowing Justin Beiber to exist has to be near the top of the list
2018-02-09 01:18:22 PM  
6 votes:
I'll contribute a few:

Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve
Police arrest suspect attempting to escape on an ice floe
Grand Theft Antler
2018-02-09 12:53:20 PM  
5 votes:
Number one is Jim Carey sneaking into this country and stealing jobs from ACTUAL funny people.
2018-02-09 03:18:09 PM  
4 votes:

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.


They're trash and have been since the stores stopped baking them onsite.
2018-02-09 02:13:41 PM  
3 votes:
Other Canadian crimes:

Stealing from Tim Horton's.
Sex with a moose
Building igloos that weren't up to code.
Selling forged hockey tickets.
Not saying sorry when somebody bumped into you.
2018-02-09 02:11:34 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-02-09 02:21:05 PM  
2 votes:

The_Sponge: Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


I'm half Ukie, and I agree.


The wife's half Polish, pierogies are delicious.  Not particularly good for the arteries or the waistline because of the butter she fries them in...but nevertheless, tempting.  Also kielbasa and sauerkraut.

None of which are very Canadian.

Sorry.
2018-02-09 02:11:32 PM  
2 votes:
Labatt Blue
2018-02-09 02:10:37 PM  
2 votes:
"...perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall"

That thief is definitely going to perogietory.
2018-02-09 09:28:42 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know about crime, but the guy who found the abandoned baby moose and took it to Tim Horton's on a Zamboni...
2018-02-09 03:52:31 PM  
1 vote:

The_Sponge: Other Canadian crimes:

Stealing from Tim Horton's.
Sex with a moose
Building igloos that weren't up to code.
Selling forged hockey tickets.
Not saying sorry when somebody bumped into you.


Ever since moose were recognized as legal persons ("cuz, they've got more personality than corporations, eh?" - Justice Mackenzie in R. v. Mackenzie) and repeal of the Anti-moosecengination Act of 1924, you simply have to ensure you have the moose's informed consent and that it is of legal age.
2018-02-09 03:47:06 PM  
1 vote:
The real crime is sending their cold air down here.
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2018-02-09 02:36:26 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the only person here that knows that the plural of pierogi is...pierogi?

Cuz that article and this thread gave me the eye twitchies
2018-02-09 02:35:22 PM  
1 vote:
Justin Bieber
2018-02-09 02:30:53 PM  
1 vote:

Ivo Shandor: Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve


Great hour doc on Netflix about that.  Episode 5 of Dirty Money.
2018-02-09 02:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.
2018-02-09 02:16:35 PM  
1 vote:
Stealing from Ukrainians? Bet it was those filthy Uzbeks again.
Uzbeks
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2018-02-09 02:11:38 PM  
1 vote:

Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.



I'm half Ukie, and I agree.
2018-02-09 01:27:56 PM  
1 vote:

Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


Don't fark with ANYONE'S perogies!  My cats would lose a paw if they came near mine.
 
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