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2018-02-09 12:53:20 PM  
Number one is Jim Carey sneaking into this country and stealing jobs from ACTUAL funny people.
 
2018-02-09 01:09:16 PM  
RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.
 
2018-02-09 01:18:22 PM  
I'll contribute a few:

Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve
Police arrest suspect attempting to escape on an ice floe
Grand Theft Antler
 
2018-02-09 01:27:56 PM  

Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


Don't fark with ANYONE'S perogies!  My cats would lose a paw if they came near mine.
 
2018-02-09 01:58:56 PM  
According to US Trade reps for NAFTA our dairy industry is protectionist so we have to resort to this -
Cheese smuggling ,goddamit.
 
2018-02-09 02:08:51 PM  
You guys are adorable...
 
2018-02-09 02:10:30 PM  
Allowing Justin Beiber to exist has to be near the top of the list
 
2018-02-09 02:10:37 PM  
"...perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall"

That thief is definitely going to perogietory.
 
2018-02-09 02:11:24 PM  
A supplies teacher getting hammered by her student.
 
2018-02-09 02:11:32 PM  
Labatt Blue
 
2018-02-09 02:11:34 PM  
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/oblig
 
2018-02-09 02:11:38 PM  

Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.



I'm half Ukie, and I agree.
 
2018-02-09 02:13:41 PM  
Other Canadian crimes:

Stealing from Tim Horton's.
Sex with a moose
Building igloos that weren't up to code.
Selling forged hockey tickets.
Not saying sorry when somebody bumped into you.
 
2018-02-09 02:13:59 PM  
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the perogies and run
Go on, take the perogies and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the perogies and run
Go on, take the perogies and run
 
2018-02-09 02:14:51 PM  
CB RCMP Clip
Youtube O6_7xvGrU34
 
2018-02-09 02:16:26 PM  
So, uh, I just want to let you know that I'm really sorry about robbing your bank, eh.
 
2018-02-09 02:16:35 PM  
Stealing from Ukrainians? Bet it was those filthy Uzbeks again.
Uzbeks
Youtube 8hCCCRAcTAA
 
2018-02-09 02:17:14 PM  
The 1990 Ziox uprising?

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2018-02-09 02:18:15 PM  
I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.
 
2018-02-09 02:21:05 PM  

The_Sponge: Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


I'm half Ukie, and I agree.


The wife's half Polish, pierogies are delicious.  Not particularly good for the arteries or the waistline because of the butter she fries them in...but nevertheless, tempting.  Also kielbasa and sauerkraut.

None of which are very Canadian.

Sorry.
 
2018-02-09 02:21:05 PM  
Poutine. How many more people have to die?
 
2018-02-09 02:21:11 PM  
Desecrating a picture of Alan Thicke.
Inauthentic beaver cosplay.
Failure to own a hockey stick.
 
2018-02-09 02:23:09 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.


You should have had Yukon John's Canuck Crème Crunch.  It's rich salty flavor and crunchy texture will really warm you up this time of year.
 
2018-02-09 02:24:12 PM  
KITH Police Chase
Youtube ZNbRAiO2tzg


This Police chase
 
2018-02-09 02:26:14 PM  
Also

Police Chase in the snow
Youtube -UEIRfdQszY
 
2018-02-09 02:28:38 PM  

OkieDookie: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.

You should have had Yukon John's Canuck Crème Crunch.  It's rich salty flavor and crunchy texture will really warm you up this time of year.


nah nah, dude needs a double double and to rrrrrrrrroll that rrrrrim*.

/*offer not valid in British Columbia
 
2018-02-09 02:30:07 PM  
Illegal parking during snow removal.

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2018-02-09 02:30:53 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve


Great hour doc on Netflix about that.  Episode 5 of Dirty Money.
 
2018-02-09 02:33:10 PM  

Stavr0: Illegal parking during snow removal.

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I can't decide if that's a car or a car made of snow.
 
2018-02-09 02:35:22 PM  
Justin Bieber
 
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2018-02-09 02:36:26 PM  
Am I the only person here that knows that the plural of pierogi is...pierogi?

Cuz that article and this thread gave me the eye twitchies
 
2018-02-09 02:50:27 PM  
Suspect was not in a car or on foot. Suspect was on paw.

*Looks randomly around vicinity*
*Ambles away whistling, trying not to accidentally grrr*
 
2018-02-09 02:57:23 PM  

fly_gal: Stavr0: Illegal parking during snow removal.

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I can't decide if that's a car or a car made of snow.


It almost looks like it's made from cheese.  

fly_gal: Stavr0: Illegal parking during snow removal.

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I can't decide if that's a car or a car made of snow.


GIS - there are hundreds of them made out of snow.
 
2018-02-09 03:15:06 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.


Agreed. Both Timmy's donuts and coffee are unimpressive, but for some reason I find the combination of their chocolate cake donuts and coffee pretty irresistible.
 
2018-02-09 03:17:46 PM  

fly_gal: Stavr0: Illegal parking during snow removal.

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I can't decide if that's a car or a car made of snow.


There's no car there, it's all snow.  Cops were called because of illegal parking on the street.   Would have loved video of a tow truck trying to haul it away.  "It just keeps disintegrating boss!"
 
2018-02-09 03:18:09 PM  

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.


They're trash and have been since the stores stopped baking them onsite.
 
2018-02-09 03:18:21 PM  
Due South Season 01 Episode 00 Pilot Part1
Youtube VpR888g7f9A
 
2018-02-09 03:31:58 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the perogies and run
Go on, take the perogies and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo, go on, take the perogies and run
Go on, take the perogies and run


That's some mighty fine Police work Harry.
Put an APB out on Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue .
 
2018-02-09 03:37:40 PM  

Shrink: Lorenzo Von Matterhorn: I had my first ever Tim Horton's doughnut this week.  I was unimpressed.

Agreed. Both Timmy's donuts and coffee are unimpressive, but for some reason I find the combination of their chocolate cake donuts and coffee pretty irresistible.


The secret ingredient is crack cocaine.

The more you know.
 
2018-02-09 03:37:46 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I'll contribute a few:

Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve
Police arrest suspect attempting to escape on an ice floe
Grand Theft Antler


The Netflix series Dirty Money has an episode covering the Great Maple Syrup heist. I had no idea the power of the Maple Mafia, and was amused at how polite and very French the whole conspiracy was.

/Viva la liberte! :P
 
2018-02-09 03:45:26 PM  

Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


THIS.

Lest we forget the "Great Maple Syrup Heist" of I forget when...

/In before Brantgoose
 
2018-02-09 03:47:06 PM  
The real crime is sending their cold air down here.
 
2018-02-09 03:52:31 PM  

The_Sponge: Other Canadian crimes:

Stealing from Tim Horton's.
Sex with a moose
Building igloos that weren't up to code.
Selling forged hockey tickets.
Not saying sorry when somebody bumped into you.


Ever since moose were recognized as legal persons ("cuz, they've got more personality than corporations, eh?" - Justice Mackenzie in R. v. Mackenzie) and repeal of the Anti-moosecengination Act of 1924, you simply have to ensure you have the moose's informed consent and that it is of legal age.
 
2018-02-09 04:02:19 PM  
One crime is more common in Canada than the United States. Most other crimes, if not all of them, are more common in the USA.

That crime: Burglary.

Experts put the blame on two causes (a) Canada has a lot of summer camps and cottages, some very prosperous and (b) Snowbirds leave their homes unprotected for as much as three months at a time. Unless you have a life-in person watching your cottage or your primary residence, it makes a tempting target for thieves and vandals, not to mention squatters and other nuisances.
 
2018-02-09 04:27:58 PM  
Putting the milk bag back in the fridge with a dribble of milk left instead of finishing it off, getting new bag, snipping off the corner and putting the bag back ready for the next person.

Close second is getting the new bag out, but putting it in the fridge without snipping the corner so the next person is stuck doing it.
 
2018-02-09 04:33:36 PM  
Here's one that would make an interesting TV episode: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british​-​columbia/mount-seymour-closure-1.45140​38

Highlights:
- 2 men go camping
- A knife fight occurs during the night
- Each man calls 911 separately, hours apart
- Police arrives... with snowshoes.

Sometimes you just don't need to know the story, although I'd certainly love to know WTF happened.
 
2018-02-09 04:55:38 PM  

Truck Fump: The_Sponge: Barfmaker: RCMP searching for perogies stolen from Ukrainian Catholic Hall

Don't fark with the Ukrainian's perogies man, they take that shiat seriously.


I'm half Ukie, and I agree.

The wife's half Polish, pierogies are delicious.  Not particularly good for the arteries or the waistline because of the butter she fries them in...but nevertheless, tempting.  Also kielbasa and sauerkraut.

None of which are very Canadian.

Sorry.


*Fist Bump*
 
2018-02-09 05:22:33 PM  

Ivo Shandor: I'll contribute a few:

Raid on the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve
Police arrest suspect attempting to escape on an ice floe
Grand Theft Antler


I see we're done here.
 
2018-02-09 05:29:33 PM  

fly_gal: Stavr0: Illegal parking during snow removal.

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I can't decide if that's a car or a car made of snow.


It was a car made of snow; the cops tried to ticket it
 
2018-02-09 05:30:08 PM  

derpes_simplex: Allowing Justin Beiber to exist has to be near the top of the list


He was born here yes, but you made him a celebrity.

Own it.
 
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