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(Independent)   Customer: This chicken is rubbery. Chef: *smoke bomb*   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Mr Islam, Trousers, Mr Evans, chilli powder, Jury, actual bodily harm, Merthyr Tydfil, Ms Evans  
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2018-02-09 01:25:58 PM  
19 votes:
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2018-02-09 01:23:55 PM  
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2018-02-09 01:25:53 PM  
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2018-02-09 01:34:36 PM  
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2018-02-09 01:35:42 PM  
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2018-02-09 01:32:10 PM  
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2018-02-09 12:52:30 PM  
7 votes:
Fistful of spice?

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2018-02-09 01:14:53 PM  
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2018-02-09 02:16:42 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-02-09 01:32:38 PM  
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2018-02-09 01:24:40 PM  
4 votes:
A jury saw CCTV footage of Kamrul Islam, 47, which appears to show the chef throwing a large fistful of chilli powder in the face of a complaining diner.

2018-02-09 11:45:47 AM  
4 votes:
But it still tastes like chicken, right?
2018-02-09 12:11:50 PM  
3 votes:
That's a highly unprofessional way to deal with chicken.  Better:

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2018-02-09 02:30:14 PM  
2 votes:

cwheelie: Mr. Islam? Srsly?

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2018-02-09 02:27:43 PM  
2 votes:
Mr. Islam? Srsly?
2018-02-09 01:18:28 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 03:09:05 PM  
1 vote:
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Go back and tell the chef this is low-grade dog food.
2018-02-09 02:51:59 PM  
1 vote:
What is it with Islam and bombs?
2018-02-09 02:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
You know what goes well with rubber chicken?

Blues Brothers - Rubber Biscuit
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2018-02-09 01:58:34 PM  
1 vote:

jst3p: Never come armed with a finger to a chili pepper fight.

He pulls a finger, you pull a chilli. He sends one of yours to Yelp,  you send one of his to the kerb. That's the Tonypandy way!
2018-02-09 01:50:43 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-09 01:45:36 PM  
1 vote:
The customer thought he had the higher ground and the chef would just stand there and take the abuse, but he underestimated the power of equality. He should have known that this isn't some coffee shop. You get in the face of a good chef like that and you are going to taste the pain. The chef was packing chili pepper and wasn't afraid to give it away. Luckily the only scar tissue that will cause is to the customer's ego, hopefully he crawls back under the bridge he came from.
2018-02-09 01:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
Um, more like the customer went over behind a counter, and almost into the kitchen, and started physically threatening the cook.  He didn't just casually make a civil comment at his table, subtard.  I really really hope this wasn't some sort of racist thing making the cook the badguy and the customer the victim, when the customer was the aggressor.
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