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(BBC-US)   First human eggs grown in laboratory. Scientists nervous, afraid their research will be poached   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Reproductive system, eggs, Ovum, Egg, Embryo, Puberty, Ovary, human eggs  
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2018-02-09 10:02:43 AM  
Takes a lot of those for an omelette, though.
 
2018-02-09 10:04:47 AM  
This is how it begins.
 
2018-02-09 10:08:23 AM  
Get your own dirt.
 
2018-02-09 10:22:16 AM  
God is dead; long live the new God
 
2018-02-09 10:38:37 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:42:30 AM  
Poached? I am much more worried--as it seems much more likely to have serious negative consequences for everyone--they are going to come out scrambled.

There is also a "whites only" joke sitting right on the tee, but I suck at golf.
 
2018-02-09 10:42:39 AM  

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2018-02-09 10:42:52 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:44:31 AM  
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Now with bacon.
 
2018-02-09 10:52:05 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:53:48 AM  
Eggsactly
 
2018-02-09 10:54:22 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:54:42 AM  
At Mel's Diner:
Customer - How much are 2 human eggs scrambled?
Flo - That's 6 bucks each, mister.
Customer - I'll take two human eggs over easy then.
Flo - (Scoffs) They still cost ya 6 bucks each mister.
Customer - I know but at those prices, I wanna count 'em.
 
2018-02-09 10:56:16 AM  
Everyone knows free range human eggs are better for you.
 
2018-02-09 10:56:16 AM  
Omelet someone else make all the puns this time.
 
2018-02-09 10:56:27 AM  
So. It has come to this.
 
2018-02-09 11:00:56 AM  
This kind of stuff really puts into question the old saying "every sperm is sacred".
 
2018-02-09 11:03:02 AM  
The first wave of designer children will be worth big money.
 
2018-02-09 11:05:15 AM  
My mother was a test tube. My father was a knife.
 
2018-02-09 11:05:57 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:08:51 AM  
You're poaching my best yolks
 
2018-02-09 11:12:41 AM  
Por que tan serioso:
So. It has come to this.

Yes, the murders have begun.
 
2018-02-09 11:13:23 AM  

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2018-02-09 11:13:25 AM  
An actual laugh out loud headline. Well done, subby.
 
2018-02-09 11:14:25 AM  
can't wait for the puns to be ova.
 
OOF
2018-02-09 11:14:54 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:15:03 AM  
That's it, man.
Game ova, man.
Game ova!
 
2018-02-09 11:15:24 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: Poached? I am much more worried--as it seems much more likely to have serious negative consequences for everyone--they are going to come out scrambled.

There is also a "whites only" joke sitting right on the tee, but I suck at golf.


You should have made the yolk, but, shell it looks like you're afraid to be whipped by the hard boiled public.
 
2018-02-09 11:16:42 AM  
Me mother was a geneticist, me father were a grad student.
I was born on the crest of a wave and rocked in the cradle of the deep....
 
2018-02-09 11:19:08 AM  
Be careful how you scramble them.  You could end up with Twins like this:
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For you young Farkers, which one lost his virginity to a nun?
 
2018-02-09 11:22:31 AM  

loonatic112358: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Poached? I am much more worried--as it seems much more likely to have serious negative consequences for everyone--they are going to come out scrambled.

There is also a "whites only" joke sitting right on the tee, but I suck at golf.

You should have made the yolk, but, shell it looks like you're afraid to be whipped by the hard boiled public.


Do you two need to be separated?
 
2018-02-09 11:23:10 AM  

BalugaJoe: My mother was a test tube. My father was a knife.


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2018-02-09 11:23:57 AM  

ScrimBoy: loonatic112358: Just another Heartland Weirdass: Poached? I am much more worried--as it seems much more likely to have serious negative consequences for everyone--they are going to come out scrambled.

There is also a "whites only" joke sitting right on the tee, but I suck at golf.

You should have made the yolk, but, shell it looks like you're afraid to be whipped by the hard boiled public.

Do you two need to be separated?


Are you going to whisk me away?
 
2018-02-09 11:33:29 AM  
If you continue to bedeviled.  Whites have already peaked.
 
2018-02-09 12:12:32 PM  
Do they get to "make peace" with their makers first?
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2018-02-09 12:32:48 PM  
Oooo! Subby. That is one evil pun. Eviiiiiiiiiiiil! I am awarding you the Simon and Hecubus Evil Pun Award.
 
2018-02-09 01:17:19 PM  
The fundies what to terminate this project but don't know how. If they could get it de-funded it would be over, easy.
 
2018-02-09 02:54:09 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: BalugaJoe: My mother was a test tube. My father was a knife.

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And today must be Friday!
 
2018-02-09 07:05:00 PM  
Sure, there'll be trouble at first as they learn to balance and walk ...

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