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(BBC-US)   Lollipop man banned for high-fives. Man, those guild rules are strict   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Mr Spencer, Patrol, Mrs Clare, high-five Mr Spencer, Primary school, Greater Manchester, Stockport, children  
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2018-02-09 11:42:44 AM  
6 votes:

SansNeural: British lollipops don't look very tasty.

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I grew up eating British "food" and trust me - a steel sign is a apex of English deliciousness.
2018-02-09 11:35:45 AM  
5 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Teabagging still ok though.

I hate that guild.

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2018-02-09 10:39:48 AM  
5 votes:
Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out
2018-02-09 11:26:41 AM  
3 votes:
Some of these children are on the autistic spectrum

Oh give me a farking break. Not everything has to be about your farking autistic kid.

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2018-02-09 12:09:02 PM  
2 votes:
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Only one lollipop man, I know.

Who loves ya baby?
2018-02-09 12:08:10 PM  
2 votes:

BadReligion: Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.


Cup - O - tea?
Fish?
Chips?
Lousy weather?
Worse food?
Mary Farkin' Poppins?
OOF
2018-02-09 11:40:17 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 11:39:39 AM  
2 votes:
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2018-02-09 02:27:10 PM  
1 vote:
Chordettes - Lollipop
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2018-02-09 01:48:43 PM  
1 vote:
Millie Small - My boy lollipop (HQ)
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2018-02-09 01:24:21 PM  
1 vote:
There are those who do it better

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2018-02-09 11:42:06 AM  
1 vote:
Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
2018-02-09 11:40:28 AM  
1 vote:

Uncle Eazy: Plant Rights Activist: Uncle Eazy: Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out

wow, are you really being heightist?  That's a little... problematic

Pointing out that short people are short now gets an "ist"?

Black people are black. Guess that makes me a Grand Kegel and on the short list for SecState.


Actually, most "black" people I've met are brown.  Except for that guy from Somalia who I worked with.
2018-02-09 11:38:47 AM  
1 vote:
Those poor kids, they won't be getting their adverbs now.

/This post is very retro!

Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here - Schoolhouse Rock
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2018-02-09 11:36:11 AM  
1 vote:
Can they still get their adverbs?
OOF
2018-02-09 11:35:29 AM  
1 vote:
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2018-02-09 10:20:47 AM  
1 vote:
They have to be harsh to prevent another one of these:

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