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(BBC-US)   Lollipop man banned for high-fives. Man, those guild rules are strict   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Mr Spencer, Patrol, Mrs Clare, high-five Mr Spencer, Primary school, Greater Manchester, Stockport, children  
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2018-02-09 11:26:41 AM  
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Some of these children are on the autistic spectrum

Oh give me a farking break. Not everything has to be about your farking autistic kid.

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2018-02-09 10:13:26 AM  
3 votes:
Replace him with someone else and then put him at the entrance to the school so he can high five them there. This really shouldn't be that hard.
2018-02-09 01:03:52 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Some of these children are on the autistic spectrum

Oh give me a farking break. Not everything has to be about your farking autistic kid.

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Exactly.  When can we go back to just saying he's slow or retarded?
2018-02-09 12:09:02 PM  
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Only one lollipop man, I know.

Who loves ya baby?
2018-02-09 11:42:06 AM  
1 vote:
Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
2018-02-09 11:36:11 AM  
1 vote:
Can they still get their adverbs?
2018-02-09 11:35:17 AM  
1 vote:
British lollipops don't look very tasty.

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2018-02-09 11:33:35 AM  
1 vote:

Plant Rights Activist: Uncle Eazy: Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out

wow, are you really being heightist?  That's a little... problematic


Pointing out that short people are short now gets an "ist"?

Black people are black. Guess that makes me a Grand Kegel and on the short list for SecState.
 
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