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(BBC-US)   Lollipop man banned for high-fives. Man, those guild rules are strict   ( bbc.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Mr Spencer, Patrol, Mrs Clare, high-five Mr Spencer, Primary school, Greater Manchester, Stockport, children  
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2018-02-09 10:13:26 AM  
Replace him with someone else and then put him at the entrance to the school so he can high five them there. This really shouldn't be that hard.
 
2018-02-09 10:20:47 AM  
They have to be harsh to prevent another one of these:

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2018-02-09 10:39:48 AM  
Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out
 
2018-02-09 11:24:08 AM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: They have to be harsh to prevent another one of these:

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Looks like Smeagol has started his transformation into Gollum.
 
2018-02-09 11:24:41 AM  
Teabagging still ok though.

I hate that guild.
 
2018-02-09 11:25:41 AM  

Uncle Eazy: Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out


wow, are you really being heightist?  That's a little... problematic
 
2018-02-09 11:26:41 AM  
Some of these children are on the autistic spectrum

Oh give me a farking break. Not everything has to be about your farking autistic kid.

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2018-02-09 11:27:59 AM  
He won't be licked
 
2018-02-09 11:30:13 AM  
What an odd thing to call a crossing guard.
 
2018-02-09 11:30:46 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:33:35 AM  

Plant Rights Activist: Uncle Eazy: Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out

wow, are you really being heightist?  That's a little... problematic


Pointing out that short people are short now gets an "ist"?

Black people are black. Guess that makes me a Grand Kegel and on the short list for SecState.
 
2018-02-09 11:35:17 AM  
British lollipops don't look very tasty.

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OOF
2018-02-09 11:35:29 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:35:45 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Teabagging still ok though.

I hate that guild.

careful
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2018-02-09 11:36:11 AM  
Can they still get their adverbs?
 
2018-02-09 11:37:43 AM  

Petite Mel: Can they still get their adverbs?


Yes, but not quickly.
 
2018-02-09 11:38:20 AM  
Just switch to a passing low five.  Shouldn't be that hard.
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2018-02-09 11:38:47 AM  
Those poor kids, they won't be getting their adverbs now.

/This post is very retro!

Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Adverbs Here - Schoolhouse Rock
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2018-02-09 11:39:39 AM  
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OOF
2018-02-09 11:40:17 AM  
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2018-02-09 11:40:28 AM  

Uncle Eazy: Plant Rights Activist: Uncle Eazy: Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out

wow, are you really being heightist?  That's a little... problematic

Pointing out that short people are short now gets an "ist"?

Black people are black. Guess that makes me a Grand Kegel and on the short list for SecState.


Actually, most "black" people I've met are brown.  Except for that guy from Somalia who I worked with.
 
2018-02-09 11:42:06 AM  
Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
 
2018-02-09 11:42:44 AM  

SansNeural: British lollipops don't look very tasty.

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I grew up eating British "food" and trust me - a steel sign is a apex of English deliciousness.
 
2018-02-09 11:57:18 AM  
 
2018-02-09 11:58:36 AM  
Some bosses are not happy unless the workers are miserable.
 
2018-02-09 12:08:10 PM  

BadReligion: Tony, speak English. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.


Cup - O - tea?
Fish?
Chips?
Lousy weather?
Worse food?
Mary Farkin' Poppins?
 
2018-02-09 12:09:02 PM  
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Only one lollipop man, I know.

Who loves ya baby?
 
2018-02-09 12:55:25 PM  
Does he know karate?
 
2018-02-09 01:03:52 PM  

abhorrent1: Some of these children are on the autistic spectrum

Oh give me a farking break. Not everything has to be about your farking autistic kid.

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Exactly.  When can we go back to just saying he's slow or retarded?
 
2018-02-09 01:21:51 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Does he know karate?


Hai!
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2018-02-09 01:24:21 PM  
There are those who do it better

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2018-02-09 01:48:43 PM  
Millie Small - My boy lollipop (HQ)
Youtube aSM9NpsyLd0
 
2018-02-09 02:27:10 PM  
Chordettes - Lollipop
Youtube 3rYoRaxgOE0
 
2018-02-09 05:38:35 PM  

Uncle Eazy: Plant Rights Activist: Uncle Eazy: Wouldn't high-fives at the Lollipop Guild technically be "low-fives"?

/I'll see myself out

wow, are you really being heightist?  That's a little... problematic

Pointing out that short people are short now gets an "ist"?

Black people are black. Guess that makes me a Grand Kegel and on the short list for SecState.


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-02-09 06:19:59 PM  
In Bruges - Lollipop Man Scene
Youtube XxENc6P06ww
 
2018-02-10 06:57:42 PM  
There's an update - and it's good news.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-​m​anchester-43015924

BTW, Stockport Council are idiots. Their latest thing is to ask the residents what to call a brand new 'square' near the brand new 'Red Rock' retail area.
This will not end well - it'll end hilariously!
 
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