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(Canoe)   Sometimes mainstream media does the headline work for us: "Ont. teacher accused of sex with student made 'learning fun'"   ( canoe.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Teacher, alleged victim attends, Catholic School Board, suburban Toronto teacher, high school supply, spokesman Sonia Gallo, Comment, Education  
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2018-02-09 10:50:37 AM  
25 votes:
The oral exams were quite engaging.
2018-02-09 10:28:10 AM  
16 votes:
FTFA: On ratemyteacher.com, students give her a whopping 4.76 out of 5. One commenter said Riossi "makes learning fun."

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2018-02-09 01:41:48 PM  
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2018-02-09 01:51:41 PM  
11 votes:
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Always wanted to know what a 'homeschooled gal' looked like in color.

Meh.
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2018-02-09 01:42:32 PM  
9 votes:
FTFA: A suburban Toronto teacher has been hammered

Inelegant, but apparently accurate.
2018-02-09 02:23:27 PM  
8 votes:
Cops say  Marianna Riossi, 28, a high school supply teacher with the York District Catholic School Board since 2014, hit their radar Jan. 26

My high school supply teacher never looked this good.  For us, it was all learning.  Every once in a while, he'd hit us with a pop quiz about the Form 354-b/2 and right in the middle of it, he'd say "Pencils down.  A secretary sends you a request for paperclips on the Form 927-3.  What do you do with the yellow copy?  Right you answer on the back of the test."  That's a trick question.  The 927-3 doesn't have a yellow copy since the -2.

Wanna see smoke come out of her ears?  Fill out a Primary Request 42b form with a pencil.  That form form is archival.  Archival.
2018-02-09 01:16:18 PM  
7 votes:
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2018-02-09 02:29:37 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-02-09 02:00:35 PM  
6 votes:

a_room_with_a_moose: uttertosh: [postmediacanoe.files.wordpress.com image 850x637]

Always wanted to know what a 'homeschooled gal' looked like in color.

Meh.

She has more teeth than most people.


'More than me' is my usual requirement for teeth in a girl, but I get your drift.
2018-02-09 01:59:42 PM  
6 votes:
"We take very seriously our responsibility to ensure a safe and respectful working and learning environment for all our students and staff."

So does she, apparently.
2018-02-09 01:52:36 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-02-09 03:50:17 PM  
4 votes:

gbv23: What does she teach?

SUPPLIES!


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2018-02-09 02:48:55 PM  
4 votes:

Mad_Radhu: The oral exams were quite engaging.


Nah. They sucked.
2018-02-09 02:43:27 PM  
4 votes:

Nadie_AZ: Cops say  Marianna Riossi, 28, a high school supply teacher with the York District Catholic School Board since 2014, hit their radar Jan. 26

What, she started homeschooling the cops, too?



Hit their radar. among other things
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2018-02-09 02:33:45 PM  
4 votes:

Harry Freakstorm: Cops say  Marianna Riossi, 28, a high school supply teacher with the York District Catholic School Board since 2014, hit their radar Jan. 26

My high school supply teacher never looked this good.  For us, it was all learning.  Every once in a while, he'd hit us with a pop quiz about the Form 354-b/2 and right in the middle of it, he'd say "Pencils down.  A secretary sends you a request for paperclips on the Form 927-3.  What do you do with the yellow copy?  Right you answer on the back of the test."  That's a trick question.  The 927-3 doesn't have a yellow copy since the -2.

Wanna see smoke come out of her ears?  Fill out a Primary Request 42b form with a pencil.  That form form is archival.  Archival.


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2018-02-09 02:32:27 PM  
4 votes:
First thing I thought of....

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2018-02-09 02:01:40 PM  
4 votes:

Koldbern: At least she never had to drug her victim.


WORD.

Drugs are expensive.
2018-02-09 01:52:10 PM  
4 votes:
What does she teach?

SUPPLIES!
2018-02-09 03:58:45 PM  
3 votes:

give me doughnuts: ^^^^^^^^^^^^Ignore that.

Wrong pic.


Too Late!

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2018-02-09 02:26:11 PM  
3 votes:
Approves

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2018-02-09 02:00:06 PM  
3 votes:
At least she never had to drug her victim.  I'm guessing there was zero occurrences of someone falling asleep in class, and waking up elsewhere.
2018-02-09 01:56:45 PM  
3 votes:
Cops say  Marianna Riossi, 28, a high school supply teacher with the York District Catholic School Board since 2014, hit their radar Jan. 26

What, she started homeschooling the cops, too?
2018-02-09 01:54:22 PM  
3 votes:
So close...

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2018-02-09 01:54:17 PM  
3 votes:

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Always wanted to know what a 'homeschooled gal' looked like in color.

Meh.


She has more teeth than most people.
2018-02-09 03:57:45 PM  
1 vote:

Daedalus27: mrsleep: er ??I've been working in public education for almost 15 years and have never heard of such a thing.

Would that be the Canadian version of a substitute teacher maybe?


Yes, it's a very common term here in Ontario.

/subby
// not a teacher
/// nor a student... dammit
2018-02-09 03:56:56 PM  
1 vote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^Ignore that.

Wrong pic.
2018-02-09 03:53:58 PM  
1 vote:
I think the journalist is a budding Farker with all his fancy double entendres.  Hammer, Tip, Engorged, err, Engaged.

/In before Brantgoose
//again
///going for the super-rare Canada/In Before B trifecta power play
2018-02-09 03:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
Different pic from the one used in the article:
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2018-02-09 03:12:45 PM  
1 vote:

mrsleep: er ??I've been working in public education for almost 15 years and have never heard of such a thing.


Would that be the Canadian version of a substitute teacher maybe?
2018-02-09 03:00:35 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Nadie_AZ: Cops say  Marianna Riossi, 28, a high school supply teacher with the York District Catholic School Board since 2014, hit their radar Jan. 26

What, she started homeschooling the cops, too?


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So if I see that correctly, a car runs a red light.  A cop happens to be sitting at same red light but is in the left turn lane.  Cop decides to pursue red light runner so turns on his lights and enters the intersection (thus running a red light).  Car t-bones him.  Car had green light.  Ordinarily the car would not be at fault.  Does the fact that the cop has his lights on automatically make the car at fault or is the accident the cops fault legally?  I know this is Fark and I shouldn't ask questions of fact but hey.
2018-02-09 02:49:44 PM  
1 vote:

kendelrio: First thing I thought of....

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Want ot touch the hiney!!
2018-02-09 02:25:41 PM  
1 vote:

Tim Tebow: "A suburban Toronto teacher has been hammered..."


go on......
2018-02-09 02:09:04 PM  
1 vote:
"A suburban Toronto teacher has been hammered..."
 
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