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(Mediaite)   Trump is so mad at John Kelly he's calling Reince Priebus to complain   ( mediaite.com) divider line
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2018-02-09 08:43:05 AM  
And I'm sure he's deeply concerned about it.  Trump is running out of allies to get boosted by.
 
2018-02-09 08:48:20 AM  
Don't laugh.

(next week)

"The White House is pleased to announce Stephen Miller as the new Chief of Staff..."
 
2018-02-09 09:03:46 AM  
Preibus is probably hopeful Trump will let him suck his shrunken, wizzened penis again.
 
2018-02-09 09:12:33 AM  
E X T R E M E     V E T T I N G

 
2018-02-09 09:19:52 AM  
The next layer of replacement nazis in this administration will be amazing. Imagine the type of person left that would be willing to take a job there
 
2018-02-09 09:41:44 AM  

wademh:

E X T R E M E     V E T T I N G



Yup, each of Trump's hires gets sent to the vets twice a week

/yet they still drag their asses across the Oval Office's rug...
 
2018-02-09 09:48:24 AM  

redoctober65: wademh: E X T R E M E     V E T T I N G

Yup, each of Trump's hires gets sent to the vets twice a week

/yet they still drag their asses across the Oval Office's rug...


I'd love to see a TV show for that. "Extreme Vetting! Our 'veterinarians' go out into the wild to take care of some extreme problems. In this week's episode, Eric Trump goes to Siberia to take care of a wounded grizzly bear."
 
2018-02-09 09:58:47 AM  
RELEASE THE PRIEBUS!
 
2018-02-09 10:01:41 AM  
What the f*ck does he expect Priebus to do about it?! Teenage girls don't have as many bratty b*tch sessions as this f*ckmuppet.
 
2018-02-09 10:02:40 AM  
I hope Preibus is recording these calls, and releases them, for the lawls.
 
2018-02-09 10:03:34 AM  
Beginning to think his hair acts as a weather vane. Turning Donnie in whatever direction the stink of his choices forces it.
 
2018-02-09 10:04:37 AM  
Kelly is supposedly the "adult". Let that sink in.
 
2018-02-09 10:05:31 AM  
The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.
 
2018-02-09 10:07:26 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:11:43 AM  

recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.


He either hires dummies, or is the worst manager in the world. There's less turnover at the Starbucks by my house and basically everyone who works there is a college student.
 
2018-02-09 10:12:06 AM  
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"Oh Donald, hi. How are you?"

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"No, I'm fine. I was just in the shower. Hold on, I need to button up my shirt."

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"So, how's the White House?"
 
2018-02-09 10:14:29 AM  
DO SOMETHING!!!
 
2018-02-09 10:15:35 AM  
Kelly is the only thing between Trump and the button.
 
2018-02-09 10:17:49 AM  

gopher321: Don't laugh.

(next week)

"The White House is pleased to announce Stephen Miller as the new Chief of Staff..."


Yeah, a Nazi as Chief of Staff really wouldn't be a laughing matter.
 
2018-02-09 10:18:00 AM  

recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.


Good.

I don't want anyone he has appointed to get settled in and start doing his job.  The fact that this administration steps on its own dick all day every day is literally saving lives.
 
2018-02-09 10:18:13 AM  

Ambivalence: And I'm sure he's deeply concerned about it.  Trump is running out of allies to get boosted by.


Nah. It has become plainly obvious that the GOP is more than willing to play the role of battered wife in this relationship. Or, more accurately, gold-digger wife.
 
2018-02-09 10:19:01 AM  
Is this the same Reince Preibus who has already spoken to the Mueller investigation at least once and who currently has the same lawyer as Cohn and Bannon?  Meaning he's likely feeding information to Mueller?  Yeah...smart move, Trump.
 
2018-02-09 10:19:04 AM  
This is like when the girl who dumped you calls to complain about the guy she dumped you for. You made your choice, deal with it.
 
2018-02-09 10:22:32 AM  

recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.


The only rationalization I can come up with is he really thinks this is just a big goddamn reality show.  People are fungible, no one needs to do their job since their jobs are bullshiat anyway and just window dressing for the "show". The only thing that matters is their job title, and that can be changed around at will for instances where the current "cast" disappoints him or Emperor Hirocheeto needs to start some "high drama" to distract from something.  Also, nothing brought ratings like a good firing, so he'll need to maintain a good sprinkling of those to keep people interested and tuning in.

Gods, we really are living in the stupidest timeline.
 
2018-02-09 10:23:13 AM  

recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.


Damn.  Thats a hard choice.  Mulvaney out of the CFPB position would be farking awesome.  Of course that means he has more power as CoS....
 
2018-02-09 10:23:45 AM  

bikerbob59: Kelly is the only thing between Trump and the button.


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I don't see the problem.
 
2018-02-09 10:25:12 AM  

hoohoodilly: Kelly is supposedly the "adult". Let that sink in.


Just because we were sold that lie liesnt make him just as bad as the rest. He just managed to keep his trap shut in public long enough for people to assume he was decent. He burned through whatever perceived reputation he had in record time.
 
2018-02-09 10:27:35 AM  
President Donald Trump has been calling folks up to tell them how upset he is with Kelly in the wake of all of these bad headlines.

You can tell he had a thought because he had to call everyone to tell them what it was.

My mother's the same way. Sometimes multiple times in the same conversation.
 
2018-02-09 10:28:05 AM  
The. Best. People.
 
2018-02-09 10:28:47 AM  

bikerbob59: Kelly is the only thing between Trump and the button.


Mattis as well.  Something tells me that years in the future we're going to read about a pact from Mattis, McMaster, and possibly Kelly about clearing a nuclear launch order with them, like what happened to Nixon.
 
2018-02-09 10:30:28 AM  
"Get my good friend Michael Wolff on the phone, he gets me"

"Mr. President, I don't think -"

"I SAID GET HIM ON THE PHONE"
 
2018-02-09 10:31:23 AM  

Wicked Chinchilla: recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.

Damn.  Thats a hard choice.  Mulvaney out of the CFPB position would be farking awesome.  Of course that means he has more power as CoS....


Just because Mulvaney would be gone doesn't automatically mean someone more competent or more concerned about the mission/purpose of the CFPB would be installed in his place.  To assume otherwise is the height of naivete.
 
2018-02-09 10:31:41 AM  

hoohoodilly: Kelly is supposedly the "adult". Let that sink in.


That concept was discarded when he made the remark that only military personnel deserved to have a political opinion.   Let's avoid a military dictatorship if at all possible.
 
2018-02-09 10:32:24 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:32:58 AM  

DeaH: gopher321: Don't laugh.

(next week)

"The White House is pleased to announce Stephen Miller as the new Chief of Staff..."

Yeah, a Nazi as Chief of Staff really wouldn't be a laughing matter.


Taking to my child about the State of the Union address, I mentioned that Stephen Miller was the speechwriter. She didn't recognize the name, but immediately knew who I meant when I described him as "penis-faced Jewish Nazi"
 
2018-02-09 10:33:07 AM  
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2018-02-09 10:33:14 AM  
I think my headline about a Trump-Priebus booty call was better
 
2018-02-09 10:33:37 AM  
Also, the Emporer has no hair.
 
2018-02-09 10:35:23 AM  

Shelbyraed: Taking to my child about the State of the Union address, I mentioned that Stephen Miller was the speechwriter. She didn't recognize the name, but immediately knew who I meant when I described him as "penis-faced Jewish Nazi"


Your daughter either has a bit of a passing familiarity with penises, or she's going to grow up with some really strange expectations.
 
2018-02-09 10:35:53 AM  

gopher321: Don't laugh.

(next week)

"The White House is pleased to announce Stephen Miller as the new Chief of Staff..."

The hope was that Kelly would be a calming influence and be able to establish order. Miller is a Shinigami whispering jump in Trump's ear. If we survive the chaos we it might bring the end quicker, if.
 
2018-02-09 10:38:53 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: hoohoodilly: Kelly is supposedly the "adult". Let that sink in.

Just because we were sold that lie liesnt make him just as bad as the rest. He just managed to keep his trap shut in public long enough for people to assume he was decent. He burned through whatever perceived reputation he had in record time.


As I said yesterday...we knew he was a c*nt.

We were just hoping he'd be a mildly competent c*nt.
 
2018-02-09 10:39:17 AM  

hoohoodilly: Kelly is supposedly the "adult". Let that sink in.


But he is still xenophobic, racist and a toady willing to use his dead son to protect Donnie. And he may not be a wife beater but he condones wife beating.
 
2018-02-09 10:40:01 AM  

Comic Book Guy: bikerbob59: Kelly is the only thing between Trump and the button.

Mattis as well.  Something tells me that years in the future we're going to read about a pact from Mattis, McMaster, and possibly Kelly about clearing a nuclear launch order with them, like what happened to Nixon.


Won't be Kelly. He's as nutty as Trump or worse, given he's a true believer.

Kelly is a piece of garbage and needs to go.
 
2018-02-09 10:40:24 AM  

Bowen: recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.

He either hires dummies, or is the worst manager in the world. There's less turnover at the Starbucks by my house and basically everyone who works there is a college student.


Why not ambos?
 
2018-02-09 10:44:59 AM  

bikerbob59: Kelly is the only thing between Trump and the button.


No there is an Air Force officer who carries the football, and knowing nothing about him but knowing what we now know about Kelley I trust the Air Force guy more to keep Trump from pushing the button than I do Kelley.

Kelley would help Trump by saying as long as we are using nukes can we drop a couple along the border to make a radioactive defense shield?
 
2018-02-09 10:45:19 AM  
/rinse. Reince repeat.

FTFY
 
2018-02-09 10:51:41 AM  

Comic Book Guy: Wicked Chinchilla: recondite cetacean: The stinger at the end, Trumpf wants to move Mick Mulvaney to CoS position.

You never get a chance to do your job. Trump reassigned you, or undercuts you in public. What a terrible business man.

Damn.  Thats a hard choice.  Mulvaney out of the CFPB position would be farking awesome.  Of course that means he has more power as CoS....

Just because Mulvaney would be gone doesn't automatically mean someone more competent or more concerned about the mission/purpose of the CFPB would be installed in his place.  To assume otherwise is the height of naivete.


Only too true.  I just figured hes running out of people hes able to play rubix cube with and the position would be vacant for a while.  Aside from outright vacancy the operating assumption for any/all Trump appointments is they only get worse since that's basically been true.
 
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